Wolf and Scorpion Pub

[Swgrclan 2682]

Dat is skah. I neda be tuupid tu be wize Shaman? ASININE!

[Lexperiments 18]

Nuuu, yu only have ta be one of them! Preferably not da stupid one.

[Swgrclan 2682]

Ah, I git eet naow. I neda be crazy? Guh. I HAVE been advancedz in da age, so datz nub hard.

[xca0 3]

WAAAAAGGHH!

[Swgrclan 2682]

Shaddap. Yur nub Orc. Git outta here.

[Vert 0]

Krah am grow in wild, so Krah am gud at eetin an huntin!

But Krah am tinyheight and nut know am blah. Krah wunt be gud orc, Krah wunt make ancesties proud!

...

How am make ancesties proud?

[Swgrclan 2682]

Uhhh... Da asinine Shaman masta Lex wuld know.

[Sultan 3953]

(change the title so it would fit Rp fourms think of your self sitting in the Wold and Scorpion Pub with ale and chating..)

[Urahra 5777]

*Urara bursts in, waving a golden staff around like a madman

BOOM, LIGHTNIN'!

*points her staff at a random patron. Nothing happens, of course. Urara giggles.

Looky what Urara got! Look! Me first one!

*waves the staff around, nearly knocking over many mugs of ale.

[Lexperiments 18]

HEY! HEY URARA! Can I 'ave that!? You dun 'ave use for it anyways.

[Urahra 5777]

NO! DIS MY TROPHY DAT I WON WHEN I KILLED ME FIRST NUBDED!

Ya can have dis one, doh.

*throws her extra staff at Lex's head.

[Lexperiments 18]

*catches it LIKE A BAWS.*

Where'd you get that, anyways?

[Urahra 5777]

Killed Nubded. Stabbed 'im through de heart wif a diamond blade. Green ichor glistenin' on de ground.

*Urara goes misty eyed at the memory of her first kill.

[Lexperiments 18]

Did I mention the fact that I beat up the undead overlord with shaman magic a few weeks ago?

*is going to milk that situation until it is very, very old.*

[Urahra 5777]

*Urara visibly deflates, realizing that her single undead kill is only important to her.

Yah...dat's hosh, me gruk.

*Urara sighs deeply.