DOOM upon, at this point, stupidity

[Sr_Dimentio 586]

[!] A missive is sent on different places over Azuras, seemingly dropped by bats.

 

THE DOOM TROUPE

 

 

Greetings my little foolish citizens of Azuras... The extremely handsome and charismatic Grand Count Dementio, Supreme Overlord of the DOOM Troupe and Tyrant of the Stars speaking!!!

 

New year, new attempt at a group extermination... Now! The cool magic people!

 

I must say, I was always fascinated by magic and technology, I have my own EVIL POWERS even, I guess that makes me a kill on sight on the Empire, not that I care, what a boring place MWA HA HA HA! Now! Listen to me mages... Like what I said with cursed children, you must not take this foolishness, you worked hard to get some cool powers! And you must not subject yourselves to be simple tools! Here... In my beautifully evil DOOM Troupe, we let mages be themselves and use their magic as they want as long as they don't kill anyone! Because... Well, I need the foolish people so I can subject them to my tyranny...

 

You're not tools to be used and discarded! You don't deserve to be kill on sight! For this... I have the same offer I gave the last time, abandon that place while you can, no matter if they offer you a license, not worth it! They want to use you! Go to any other place that accepts you, WHY would you still help them? And here's a little offer...

 

JOIN ME! The superior evil overlord! Yes! Technology AND magic shall conform the DOOM Troupe! My MACHINE ARMY is being made! Closer and closer to completion, my DOOMBOTS that are like my own devious offspring will awaken soon... And now... I offer you mages to join! Join and become part of my Troupe! I will accept you as what you are and together... TOGETHER we shall conquer this rotten world! Our mischief and evilness shall bring fear and CHAOS all over Azuras! CHAOS!!! 

 

Again, if salty, send me a letter, I will make fun of you... And if you're a mage willing to give strenght to the alredy strong forces of the DOOM Troupe, send a letter too! But to make your integration into my evil ranks official! Now... It seems Squeakington wants to write something, oh my.

 

[!] It's like someone tried to write "Dumb whoever reads this" here, but with really bad handwriting; it looks like scribbles...

 

Oh you're so funny Squeakington! Wait I just read it! DAMNIT!!!

 

Well... My offer is there and I will gladly accept anyone into my DOOM Troupe! Oh I'm so great, I adore myself! YOU SHOULD TOO!!! 

 

The GRAND Count Dementio out!!!

 

PD: Still evil! Shut up!

[KeiaTypeBeat 3285]

"NYEH-HEHEHEHEHHEHEH" an absolutely FIENDISH woman clad in red, THE CRIMSON SHADOW, would snicker. 

[Sr_Dimentio 586]

"Mwe he he he. . ."  the Count chuckled, covering his mouth "You see this Squeakinton!? A new group foolishly displaced... If they join my DOOM Troupe it could be kind of cool! But I must say... I just want this foolish war to stop alredy... They're kind of overshadowing my evil plans..."  The creature nodded multiple times "Yes boss! You're so right boss! Now stop being whining about it!" the count groaned "Ugh! Whatever! The important thing is the DOOM Troupe is the coolest group! MWA HA HA HA HA!" they then made a really cool special handshake

Edited December 30, 2025 by Sr_Dimentio

[Vertigo_Round 336]

Salem was once more brought a letter by her parrot Tilli, and gave a warm smile at the seal. "what der yer think ther crazy bastard did 'is time Tilli". After taking a fer moments to read, she threw the letter in the ocean, a warm smiling reaching her cheeks, cracking open a bottle of rum. "cheers ter yer, count whatsyername".  With that, she proceeded to get blackout drunk

[Smoketheknight 285]

The countess reads while enjoying a cup of wine "Of course my dear count~ Here at the Doom Troupe we don't discriminate, for we HATE everyone equally! Hu hu hu hu~"

 

 

[lemonke 6014]

"You are so good-hearted and nice, Dementio." Joywonder insulted the evildoer.

[Sr_Dimentio 586]

Just now, lemonke said:

"You are so good-hearted and nice, Dementio." Joywonder insulted the evildoer.

 

The count sneezed once again "Damnit... I feel like like foolish citizenry has an annoyingly possitive opinion of me... The most dastardly of villains... Squeakinton! Get the banana peels. . ." the creature offered some "No... The extra slippery ones. . ." he said, serious... Prepared to cause trouble...

[monotofu 21]

A minion was heard bursting out in evil laughter from an echoey chamber somewhere. They’re found pacing by themselves, back and forth in front of a gigantic fireplace. “The Imperials hate hard, BUT OUR GREAT SUPREME GRAND COUNT DEMENTIO HATES EVEN HARDER!!! All part of his very very evil plan!! To expand the DOOM TROUPE to include EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!! HA HA HA!! Now the mages MUST join us, they have NO CHOICE!! SO EVIL!!”

 

The letter is thrown into the flames as the minion scuttles off to perform more deliciously evil deeds for their master.

[latte 2238]

“kekekeke” laughed hina. she handed the missive over to her son. “ look it’s the super evil cleaning service troupe that destroyed  our sushi joint”

 

@ReverseNebula

[DrFong 227]

"That weird lady with all the fruit on her head left our Landskar concert before the encore. - HOW EVIL" - Good Morrow

[femurlord 3751]

 

From afar, a peasant man with particularly dead eyes watched Dementio's performances. They find and follow the Count, wherever he might walk, even in his home in Viru.

 

There lies a particularly sinister pondering in his eyes.