THE GNOMISH INQUIRY

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[!] The gnomish warren of Amberdell is cordoned off with fences. A sign on it reads:

UNDER INVESTIGATION

Recent activities have brought into question the gnomish presence in Amberdell. A further investigation of the gnomish warrens has revealed strange blood and teeth inside of one of the gnome-homes. Knowing this, the gnomish area will be off-limits for all non-residents until the matter of the gnomes is resolved.

-Isabelle Applebrook, Thain of Amberdell, home of the halflings.

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Elsbeth frowns while reading the news in her study room. "Turns out havin' a cannibal gnome in town ain't that good after all huh...."

[Norgeth 1894]

Archward Cosmorazek Grainstone read the notice from his office in the distant Oblazeki homeland of Obblegon, having been called back for important business. He scoffed, going to crumple up the parchment before loading it into a classified whimsy-tech weapon that fired the missive's scorched, shredded remains into the sky with a thunderous BOOM! 

"Oi 'ate those shoeless hooligans, defoulin' ahn spreadin' hate toward uhs Gnomes. Dunnfolk, Oblazeki, ohr Wild, ahll whoh call tahmselves Gnomish deserve respect!" said the Whimsical War veteran to one of his staff, them agreeing with a simple nod and salute.