WAR | SLAY THE OCEAN! SLAY THE OCEAN!

[Ardory 2978]

A THUNDEROUS RALLYING CALL

TO A FIGHT MOST IMPORTANT AND NESSESARY

TO THE GREATEST WARRIORS OF THE HIGH KINGDOM OF IDUNIA,

HOME TO THE IDUNIAN PEOPLE.

 

[!] Depiction of our strongest warrior, Soxton Boomstitch

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THE OCEAN IS THE ENEMY

It has wronged me TOO many times. I went to the beaches eastward THREE times in the past week in effort to build myself the BEST SANDCASTLE EVER. Yet, every time I dare turn away to go home for the night, the next time I arrive my progress is RUINED by the waves overnight. THIS CANNOT STAND. I declare WAR against the ocean and we shall send destruction A HUNDRED FOLD.

 

SOXTON BOOMSTITCH

BIG HAT SOCIETY #3, CONQUERER OF MOUNT TRASH, HIGH CHRONICLER OF THE AGS, CEO OF LEY SODA CO, AND MEMBER OF FARGRUM'S ELITE.

 

JOIN ME

Warclaim Type: Razing

Tile Goal: THE OCEAN

Aggressor: High Kingdom of Idunia

Defender: THE OCEAN

 

WARPATH:

[Random 1690]

Spoiler

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligula

 

[The Vulgate Cycle 577]

"DIE Abomination."  muttered Arthur Marsyr...

[Gnomeh 470]

"We shall turn et to ice, and make snow cones from its corpse brother!" Another Gnome called aloud to Soxton, slamming his staff on the ground.

[Wolfy-D 466]

Grimm draws his blade after reading the missive, declaring "now this is a battle worth fighting" before heading out to figure out what army the gnome is fighting with

[Aehkaj 1244]

John Crabbington prepares his vast legions of Gnome eating Crustaceans 

[HIGH_FIRE 5490]

1 hour ago, Random said:

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligula

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

You beat me to it so ill just send the persian soldiers whipping the ocean under the command of Xerxes I

 

[Frisket 4537]

“Sox- this is beyond pouting over your sand castle… we can just build another one?”

 

Vivien calmly asked the angry gnome.

[Animael 1500]

News just in, the Ocean has reportedly destroyed countless castles to date, and has no intention of stopping! Descendants may have to rely on better building materials than sand, and underaged architects.

[Ardory 2978]

12 hours ago, Frisket said:

“Sox- this is beyond pouting over your sand castle… we can just build another one?”

 

Vivien calmly asked the angry gnome.

 

“The OCEAN will only do it again.” the Gnome continues to pout!