In Laurelin.

[Akeron 55]

They say

The Iliac Bay

Is the place to barrel around

Without a bit of apparel on,

As advertised in that carol song

A tune that's sung as the west wind blows

About it lovely not wearing any clothes.

Ladies singing high notes, men singing lows,

Implying that the most luscious depravity

And complete absence of serious gravity

Can only be found in the waterous cavity

Of Iliac Bay.

If you are the type who is more a sinner than a sinned,

You'll find it all in Laurelin.

But the truth, my child,

Is that nothing more wild

That an ordinary fashion

Kind of slightly mad passion

Can be detected if at all

In Sentinel and Kal'Durranfall.

Whatever your odd needs: feathered, scaled, or finned,

You'll find it all in Laurelin.

It's an invention of bards

That Native's Men and Royal Guards

Have more than some staid fun

And suffer deviant fornication.

For the most of madness, not the least,

The wise debaucher heads out east.

Where your once steely reserve is now merely tinned,

You'll find it all in Laurelin.

In Laurelin,

There is sin.

But, pray, do not confuse Woodelf variety

With that found in tepid Western society

Compared to which, it nearly is piety.

It isn't terribly ingenious calling it prudery

Observing the Dark Elf aversion to nudity.

After all, the preferred sort of lewdity

In these parts is far more pernicious.

From the Ashlanders to the wettest fishes

You'll find pleasure and pain quite delicious

In Laurelin.

If you find yourself with unkind kinship with your kin

You'll find it all in Laurelin.

- Signed, Akeron Dai'Viance.

(( EDIT: I threw in a few inside jokes. Native's love of fish from dawns bakery, Dark Elves not wearing proper clothing, and Akeron's two-faced personality in the beginning. Thanks for reading. ))

[argonian 14254]

((Elder scrolls much? Iliac Bay, Sentinel and Ashlanders(you even mentioned them having got to do with Dark Elves, like in TES) are all from TES. Besides that, it's brilliant.))

[Akeron 55]

((Elder scrolls much? Iliac Bay, Sentinel and Ashlanders(you even mentioned them having got to do with Dark Elves, like in TES) are all from TES. Besides that, it's brilliant.))

(( Ran out of names, haha. I took a few rhyming words and finished it up. ))

[Samson Option 9652]

(Want me to write a Poem?)

[Akeron 55]

(( If you'd like, feel free. I love poetry and storys. ))

[VonEbs 1224]

((I loved it, especially about the fish :)))

[Dimitrou_Saiblenight 1]

The beauty of this land,

Can only be descriped by this band.

Because where we stay

And where great elves lay.

Is a land o so pure.

Where everything has a cure,

In laurelin!

Well that was ****.

[Akeron 55]

The beauty of this land,

Can only be descriped by this band.

Because where we stay

And where great elves lay.

Is a land o so pure.

Where everything has a cure,

In laurelin!

Well that was ****.

beautiful, sir.

[steelersfan1221 300]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.