The ADVENTURES o' WIll Forestin 'n Ever, tha drunken Dwarf.

[Ever 2648]

((I wanted to do a write up of what took place today. It was fun RP and I really want to share what happened. ))

Now that that is out of the way...

I'm shtill tryin' ta make headsh or tailsh of tha whole situation...I guessh I should shtart from tha beginnin' ta gib ya guysh the whole shtory. It wush about two or three weeksh back. I wush sittin' in the Therving Tavern in Alkhazar wif me mate Will Forestin. It wush a slow day, not much happenin', at least business wishe. Ya shee, a lot o' shtuff had been happenin' to me mate Will. The main thing though, ish that hish girl ish nowhere ta be found. If ya don't know tha whole shtory behind 'er...well, thash another shtory for another time.

We weren't quite shure where she had gone off to, though. The general conshenshush wush that the taintin' had grabbed hold o' her again 'n she was off in the company o' some bad folks. But, ash I wush shayin', it wush a slow day. Few regulars comin' through, not much more. About thish time we noticed shumpfin strange on tha wall: A carvin' o' shum initials inshide o' a heart. The initials "E" 'n "W" ta be exact. Now we all knew fer certain jusht whut thoshe initials shtood fer, except Will. Lucas Black wush the firsht one ta point out to the poor fellow that it wush actually "Eoin 'n Will" 'n not "Ever 'n Will". Can't blame him for misunderstandin', though. I'm quite irreshistible...

It hit Will like a pile o' bricks. 'e knew he had ta find Eoin. Sho...we packed up that day 'n left fer the one place she might be: the Verge. We traveled moshtly 'n silence till we came to her houshe. It wush deserted. Looked as if no one had been ther for a couple daysh, at the leasht. Will wush lookin' a bit dishcouraged, 'n rightly so. He finally realized what wush shtarin' 'im dead center fer so long...but it wush too late. She was already gone. I reashurred 'im as best I could 'n we set out fer New Oasis. I didn't think Eoin would be anywhere near New Oasis, but it wush a busy town, 'n if anyone knew where she wush, it'd be someone there.

The town wush rather quite when we arrived. Only one guard on duty, Cole wush hish name, 'n a weird robed man, slinkin' about, lookin' sushpishous. I let Will know right away how I wush feelin'. I felt like the robey guy knew shumpfin, 'n that we should question 'im. So that's what we did. He kept avoidin' straight forward questshions, so I grabbed 'im in a big ol' bearhug. (I dint want ta be tha bad guard (bad cop) but Will wush bein' too mush o' a pushover. He can be the good guard (good cop) fer all I care.) Sho 'im standin' in the middle o' town, gibin' thish weird ol' man a big ol' bear 'ug while 'e's shoutin' fer the guard ta come 'n 'elp 'im.

So I set tha man down 'n turn to explain the guard. I wush on friendly terms wif the city at the time, sho I didn't really hab to explain mush...Here ish when thingsh began to go downhill. The robed guy wush tryin' ta pick Will'sh pocketsh. 'n one deft movement Will 'ad 'im by 'is arm 'n wush twishtin' it all tight 'n shtuff. Tha man is beggin' fer Will not ta break 'is arm, Will ish threatenin' ta break 'is arm...'m jusht sittin' back laughing. Wush quite funny, not gonna lie to ya. About thish time, Throdo (who kinda runsh the town) 'n Max (I think he'sh like head o' the Engineering guild or shumpfin) show up. They're wonderin' wush goin' on, confushed by the big hullabullo 'n what not.

We explain the situation; we're lookin' for Eoin 'n we think thish guy might be a good lead. Throdo 'n Max wouldn't hab none o' it. Jush kept goin' on n' on about how they're gonna kill tha thief. We leave the town ta hab lunch at me inn, leavin' behind the thief fer Cole, 'n Max, 'n Throdo to deal with. We ate quite a big lunch, sheein' as how it was quite awhile shince we had last eaten 'n reshted. When we returned ta town, we found the thief holdin' a shword ta Throdo's next. I really dunno how a cripply ol' thief shomehow got the leg up on three guysh, one a guard...

They quickly disharmed 'im 'n overpowered him. They shtarted shoutin' fer 'n exectuion, which...really didn't fly wif our plansh. He wush our only lead, if he wush dead, then we were completely losht 'n finding Eoin. I couldn't hab that 'appen, though. Sho I shtarted shoutin' shtuff like "let ush borrow 'im, see if 'e can pay off hish debtsh by workin' fer ush!" The idiotsh dint eben lishten to me! They conshtructed shome sort o' machine, somethin' that would crush whoever wush inshide. 'm not mush o' an engineer, but I could tell it washn't gonna work from the shtart.

After many failed attempts, they drug the thief out o' the contraption 'n threw him on tha ground. Me 'n Will took thish opportunity ta make a run for it. We lifted 'im off tha ground 'n raced outta ther ash fasht as we could. I could feel arrows wizzin' by me, 'n I think one actually 'it me. I wush too caught up 'n the moment ta care. We ran ta me inn which wush jusht outshide o' town. We caught our breath inside before decidin' what to do. Ya shee, I built me inn on the shide o' a mountain. I had a big cave dug out, pretty fall down below. There wush only one way down, by a lift that wush eashily destroyed. I locked the doorsh, 'n we rode the lift down to the depths o' the earth.

I couldn't remember which wires ta cut to destroy the lift, so I slashed me knife through the lot o' them. Now there wush no way they could come down, unlesh they sphent the time cuttin' through the pure cobblestone above. 'n thatsh exactly what they did. We musht've waited fer hours down there, lishtenin' to the picks clankin' away at rock above us. At the last shecond, right afore they broke through, I broke through to a shecret tunnel shystem o' mine. We replashed the rock as besht we could 'n held our breath. They were jusht a room away from ush now. Anneh shlight shound could give ush away...

'm shtill not shur how they actually found ush...but they were not 'appy. The drug the thief out o' the pile o' debris he was hidin' 'n 'n told ush ta sit shtill. They took 'em out o' me inn 'n started interogatin' 'im jusht outshide. Now wush our chance. Will told me 'e was gonna buy time. 'e ran off, quickest I've ever sheen, inta the city. I heard the bridge collapshe a few scheconds later, as well ashe the gate slidin' shut.

Now it wush me turn. I put on me trushty iron armor, 'n took out the diamond shword I 'ad 'idden in me counter-top chest. (It wush given as a gift ta me by a Kind Shtranger, way out near the FoA bashe.) I had no intention o' fightin, but if I 'ad too...I shrugged the idea off 'n went out to the crowd. They were jusht about ta drag the thief back into town when they found the deshtroyed bridge. I told 'em to shtop 'n leave the thief under me 'n Will's authority, if only fer a few nightsh. O' course, they didn't lishten ta me. All thish time tha thief had been shtrugglin', sho they finally decided to knock 'im a good one 'n send 'em to sleep.

No one wush lishtenin' ta me. Even wif a sword pointed 'n their fashes, they took me wordsh ash idle threatsh. O' course, I wasn't plannin' on 'urtin or attackin' 'em. But shtill...They managed their way back into the city by meansh o' a shecret entrance, through 'n unopened mine. They allowed me 'n Will ta follow behind ush, not eben given a thought to what we were capable of. They got ta work fixin' the crunchin machine. I moved closhe ta Will 'n told 'im the plan. We were gonna grab 'im, run, 'n try 'n jump ober the city wallsh. The bridge 'n gate were shtill out. It wish the only way. We moved fasht, there wush nothin' they could do. We were already to the ladders by the time they had reshponded. The thief had come 'roun by thish point, though he wush a bit groggy shtill. Ober the city walls we went, droppin' bout twenty feet to tha water below. We ran, 'n didn't look back. I got hit by two arrows pershonally. We ran, 'n ran 'n ran. I, at one point, deshided to jusht abandon my armor 'n throw it to the wayshide. It wush too heaby fer the amount o' runnin' we were doin'. After about 'n hour we shtopped, nearly exhausted. Who knowhs how long they had followed ush, if at all...

But we were shafe now. We had our lead, 'n hopefully, Eoin wush jusht roun' the corner. But I hab a horrible feelin' about thish...what if thish corruption that has taken Eoin is the same one that I had ta deal wif? If so...then I fear it may be too late for 'er...there may be nothin' me 'n Will can do...No no, as Will says, gotta shtay positive. I finish thish entry by how I shtarted. I'm shtill tryin' ta make headsh or talesh o' thish whole thing. But I know that I'll be by Will'sh shide through this 'ntire ordeal. I can let 'im hab all the fun, now can I?

(( I wrote this at 4:30 am, I was rushing near the end cus I'm sooo tired~. Maybe I'll update as this roleplay continues out...))

[kurk brak 70]

I'm glad you've finally realized that we need. . .

THE SCIENCE

OF POSITIVITY.

Positive Will is Positive :mrgreen:

Oh, and I loved the video at the start, it was incredible. Plus, You made me seem pretty badass. I appreciate that.

[char615 41]

(( I would have said tl; dr but I actually was hooked into this, I am usually only hooked into A song of ice and fire books, but this was amazing

( yes I am compamring you to George. R. R. Martin :3 ) ))

[Dash_Rogers 130]

Yea I had the same exact feeling. The accent you portray for your character does not interfere with story and I was hooked.

I was dissapointed though where the story lead after and during the encountering with the thief. It is unclear how he would have anything to do with Eoins dissapearance and the whole ordeal of saving the criminal should then make you both acomplises and charged, but nothing happens. When you then try again and succeed, it came off as bad RP to me and lacked creativity. I blame your tiredness for lack of a good ending. I have also done this in my stories

[steelersfan1221 300]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.