Petyr 485 Share Posted November 21, 2011 *You hear a orc shouting in the middle of Sanjezal.* Bruddahs, bruddahs! Da spirits and ancestors be callin' to me, Orgrak'Dom, son o' Orgok, descendant o' Dom! Dey speak o' restorin' the honor of Krug's child... da bubhosh Dom! The clan o Dom was mostly klomped, but da spirits be sayin' ta not forget the child o' Krug! Dere be fightin' wit Dom and Lur, but lat forget dat bruddahs have bigger enemies... da stouts! Da new scrolls dat be discovered show dat the glob stouts be klompin' Krug and bruddahs during da klomp with da Iblees! We will klomp dem now! Da spirits be grantin' me strange mojo ta klomp dem, so m Help restore da honor o' Dom and punish da stouts by klompin' dem dead! For Dom and Krug! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acornlad 206 Share Posted November 21, 2011 ((Is this inducing war?)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr 485 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 ((Is this inducing war?)) OOC: Yes, probably. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarkarll 314 Share Posted November 21, 2011 OOC: you realize that most of the lurs will probably kill you on sight, and that most orcs don't care about the undead and hate the ascended so good luck with that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr 485 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 OOC: you realize that most of the lurs will probably kill you on sight, and that most orcs don't care about the undead and hate the ascended so good luck with that. OOC: Did you read it? I'm declaring war on dwarves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pok_ 1768 Share Posted November 21, 2011 ((Always wanted war with Dwarves! :D )) Hmm. Dom. Ukee, I fight da stouts. But Gorkil still bub'osh! ((You need to get more guys to become Dom. If I wasn't Gorkil and proud I would join but since I am Gorkil...yeah.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin 697 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Dah stouts der beardz so tuupid anywayz so we klomp dem cuz dey nub'hosh an we be klompin dem! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr 485 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 All da clans should be klompin' da stouts! If any bruddahs wish ta be o' da Dom clan, latz tell me. Klomp da stouts!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acornlad 206 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Why shud we listen ta one random Uruk? Latz dun know his name. It nub best ta just go inta war lik dat. If da warlord says we go ta war he probably plan attack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr 485 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 Me be sayin' me name! It be Orgrak'Dom, son o' Orgok, descendant o' Dom! Me be talkin' to da warlord ta gather more bruddahs fer da klompin'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pok_ 1768 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I klomp stoutz. Ukee? Alzo. Nroca, atleazt he iz a REAL uruk! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acornlad 206 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Me be sayin' me name! It be Orgrak'Dom, son o' Orgok, descendant o' Dom! Me be talkin' to da warlord ta gather more bruddahs fer da klompin'. Dun worry, Jarkarll and I will put tagetha an attack plan if need be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr 485 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 I klomp stoutz. Ukee? Alzo. Nroca, atleazt he iz a REAL uruk! REAL uruks klomp stouts! All bruddahs who don't be klompin' disgrace da ancestral spirits! Bad mojo be fallin' on da clan who don't klomp da stout traitorz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acornlad 206 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I klomp stoutz. Ukee? Alzo. Nroca, atleazt he iz a REAL uruk! Eh! I be real Uruk now, nub pinkskin, I be a bruhda. ((I made an announcement on my 'becoming a bruhda' post, warlord told me like a week ago )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phelrin 60 Share Posted November 21, 2011 *Orgrak'Dom turns to catch a glance of a stout shape sprinting towards Kal'Urguan as fast as its little legs can carry it* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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