'ow did this war even start?

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

I went to Laurelin te' question an Elf, a' t'ey t'ink we attacked a city called Aeriel, an' t'ey claim t'at t'e Orcs attacked because ove t'is. Which is rig't?

[Battleme33 196]

Neither the Orcs have been showing agression on the roads and we had enough so we went over there and started talking and were shot at and a little skirmish happened where a few of both sides died so then, we heard of a dwarven village about to be attacked by aerial so we went there saw some orcs and attacked them while they were negotiating with the leader of aerial so it got kinda messy

[Flynn 31]

Death ter the ercs and t'ey supperters!

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

Oh. a mix of both... ((This serves no purpose anymore, "Lock it up!"))

[hassman 0]

Dam thows green skinned.

[Zezimus 1523]

Aye, we raided Aeriel ter capture the Orcs who were plannin' ter attack a Dwarven village. I 'ave since explained ter the Lord of Aeriel why we did this and 'e 'as chosen ter ally with us.

[DecoLamb 959]

*sifts through a pile of reports, grinding her teeth as she reads

How odd.. I dont see a single thing about any orders for us to attack any dwarves before the war... All I have been finding is retaliations to dwarves attacking us along with humans...

*flips through a few more yellowed pages, shaking her head.

All the orders I have report of are to defend the city and those within.. plus several reports of orcs not belonging to Krugmar causing trouble. Nother page on assasination attempts by the Kaxils... Here a page about that farm I had built.. seems a big army got trapped in there, myu-huu~!

Oh hey! Here's that recipie for dwarven ale I bought last cycle! I wondered where that went... Maybe I should trot about Kal'Urgan again and buy some other things... Youd think with how tense they are theyd pay attention to an orc trotting about. Fact that its the warmistress thats galavanting around their city without a care and leaves her own city gates open and unguarded should be a signal to how little this war really matters...

*picks up a bit of parchment with words in blue ink.

Hm.. Another request from the Ascended to have all the races work together to finally slay the skahin undead... meh. By the look of it only the orcs will fight Iblees while the dwarves and humans trample my sugar cane and the elves write more poetry...

Oh well... at least when this world crumbles from neglect it wont be the fault of my orcs...

[Zezimus 1523]

*sifts through a pile of reports, grinding her teeth as she reads

How odd.. I dont see a single thing about any orders for us to attack any dwarves before the war... All I have been finding is retaliations to dwarves attacking us along with humans...

*flips through a few more yellowed pages, shaking her head.

All the orders I have report of are to defend the city and those within.. plus several reports of orcs not belonging to Krugmar causing trouble. Nother page on assasination attempts by the Kaxils... Here a page about that farm I had built.. seems a big army got trapped in there, myu-huu~!

Oh hey! Here's that recipie for dwarven ale I bought last cycle! I wondered where that went... Maybe I should trot about Kal'Urgan again and buy some other things... Youd think with how tense they are theyd pay attention to an orc trotting about. Fact that its the warmistress thats galavanting around their city without a care and leaves her own city gates open and unguarded should be a signal to how little this war really matters...

*picks up a bit of parchment with words in blue ink.

Hm.. Another request from the Ascended to have all the races work together to finally slay the skahin undead... meh. By the look of it only the orcs will fight Iblees while the dwarves and humans trample my sugar cane and the elves write more poetry...

Oh well... at least when this world crumbles from neglect it wont be the fault of my orcs...

All I will say is we 'ave offered you our terms and if you choose not to accept 'em, we cannot be united under one banner. Before you start thinkin' yerself higher than the Dwarves, remember that it was your own nation that started this war by attacking Kal'Urguan and Galahar. We only intend ter protect our lands and it is yer own responsiblity ter surrender if yer know that there is another threat.

As fer the Ascended, we don't much care fer 'em these days. Most Dwarves don't even worship Aeriel...

[DecoLamb 959]

Oh I dont rhink myself higher than any dwarf, I've simply stated my shock at finding a normally intuitive group ignoring the obvious...

Besides, why would I ever want to kill members of my beloved Uncle's race? I might as well kill my sister or my cub.

Now if you want an orc that will attack you in a dark alley, I hear the Kaxil Clan you've allied with is still eating dwarves... Letting them walk alongside their favored meal proves how kind dwarves can be. If you like I can give you a recipie I got from Vulgrak and you can cook yourselves for them as well.

I mean the dwarves are so very kind and create such amazing mechanics... I'm sure you can figure out how to put yourselves on a platter so Broxigar can force feed your flesh to his unwilling cubs he stole after he tried to murder his mate, who happens to be my sister...

But if being the pawns of man eating traitors and letting them trick you into fighting their battles is really what you desire, I will gladly step aside and go hunting while you raid my empty castle again and again...

[williewonka01 45]

((That farm trap was just cruel... XD))

[Broski 54]

Have we raided aeriel? Raided for orcs or how do you mean because as how it is now we are gettin/having an alliances with Aeriel, as much as I know atleast.

[Zezimus 1523]

Have we raided aeriel? Raided for orcs or how do you mean because as how it is now we are gettin/having an alliances with Aeriel, as much as I know atleast.

((In the build up to the war, we invaded Aeriel to capture one of the Orcs from Krugmar.))

[DecoLamb 959]

((The thing i love most is it just happened. I get hit with an arrow and look down to see arteh. Then look away a sec to put down the last bit of fence and then suddenly theres a dang army. I was grinning the whole time, felt so satisfied that my obsession with compartmentalizing things just saved my whole city.

If only you all had been nicer.. when i tried to talk to you and give you cake and things to survive you kept shooting me.. made me sadface...))

[Zezimus 1523]

Oh I dont rhink myself higher than any dwarf, I've simply stated my shock at finding a normally intuitive group ignoring the obvious...

Besides, why would I ever want to kill members of my beloved Uncle's race? I might as well kill my sister or my cub.

Now if you want an orc that will attack you in a dark alley, I hear the Kaxil Clan you've allied with is still eating dwarves... Letting them walk alongside their favored meal proves how kind dwarves can be. If you like I can give you a recipie I got from Vulgrak and you can cook yourselves for them as well.

I mean the dwarves are so very kind and create such amazing mechanics... I'm sure you can figure out how to put yourselves on a platter so Broxigar can force feed your flesh to his unwilling cubs he stole after he tried to murder his mate, who happens to be my sister...

But if being the pawns of man eating traitors and letting them trick you into fighting their battles is really what you desire, I will gladly step aside and go hunting while you raid my empty castle again and again...

Look 'ere now, we raid yer because yer offended us by tryin' ter attack us. The Kaxils 'ave also proven their loyalty to Kal'Urguan countless times now.

Now if yer really wish fer peace, then what exactly do yer want myself and the Grand King to do?

[DecoLamb 959]

Oh what do I want? Nothing really, just the stopping of the attacks.. maybe a few dwarven ale recipes. I do love new things to try in the kitchen. But that's just me, I;m just the Warmistress, I really don't have any power. My people can choose to follow my requests or not, it's really up to them.

Now.. I'd simply love to have a little chat with you about various things.. but that is a conversation to be had behind locked doors, and not in the open where others my try to twist what is said to their advantage..