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Da fall o' da 'Umies

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Ug bruddahs.

Me, Srykk 'as found dat da 'Umie Capitol alkhazer be afallun! Wud will We do ta 'elp? Or shall we nub 'elp da 'Umies, me nub know

But, me seen da death un' corpses, da undedz be strongah, we need tah make our defencesz strongah un Bub'hosha for da Grand klomp ungenzt da Undedz.

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Skah da Shara. Me nub peep wy uz shuld helb dem. Uz am ad war wif dem. Iv dem uz nub su week, dem wuld nub hav ani prublemz. Led Oren full. Iv dem nubded wunt tu flat Krugmar, uz wyl give dem da klomp uv demz lyves.

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Me gona Piss all over Alkazar.It gona be bubhosh!!!Hur hur

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Hmm... here I thought the orcs would jumpbe at the chance to show how powerful they are and take Alk'Hazar. I mean its a chance to tear some bones apart, I bet theres lots of fresh clean skulls there too..

Oh well, I guess we wont raid the nubdead, seems the orcs dont want all those shinies and skulls, or to fight all those powerful new beasties roaming around...

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Me been t' Alkhazar. De air be tuu poisonous even t' breaf. Even made ME feel sick.

Wifout a goth t' lead de oomies, dey crazy agh weak. It would be tuu eezy fer orcs t' crush dem now.

A real orc would have some skah'n honah agh wait fer his enemy t' rebuild before he attacks. Kickin' shara while dey down be dishonorable combat. Dey may be oomies, bu' orcs should treat all opponents wif honah.

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Me pissed on all skulls in alkazar.BU me gotz sick aftar some time so me needed ta leave.

Me saw some Umies on da road.Me gotz me chopa bu da umie waz so weak dat it nub chalenge was.So me nub klomp em all

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Me been t' Alkhazar. De air be tuu poisonous even t' breaf. Even made ME feel sick.

Wifout a goth t' lead de oomies, dey crazy agh weak. It would be tuu eezy fer orcs t' crush dem now.

A real orc would have some skah'n honah agh wait fer his enemy t' rebuild before he attacks. Kickin' shara while dey down be dishonorable combat. Dey may be oomies, bu' orcs should treat all opponents wif honah.

Gaius responds quickly after listening intently

I believe the intent of what is being said would be for the Orcs to raid the Undead

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Well, if the Orcs can find a way ter enter Al'Khazar without gettin' killed by the fumes, us Dwarves would be 'appy ter 'elp yer if it is the undead yer plan ter fight.

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Bah, uz nub need Gazat helb tu flat nubded. Uz nub need Ahkazar eedur. Shur, uz kuld get fru da fumez iv uz wunt'd tu, uz kan ulwaiz fynd a wai. Bud wy uz wunt tu? Wut am der en Ahkazar wurf tu skahz? Me blah uz hav beddur tikz spent flattun nubded en demz cayvz agh da Nethur. Skah Ahkazar, me wunt tu peep da feer uv da Nubded wen ed am Orcz raydun DER goi fur ashce, nub da uddur wai arownd.

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Well just an entire cities worth of loot left behind.. but Im far more intrested in the undead and their beasts within. I've managed to slip in here and there, its hard to breathe, the heat of the air and ground is almost unbearable. And beasts of living fire float around during the daytime, incredibly fun to play with, those ones. They have these warm golden sticks on their bodies as well, I havnt figured out what they can be used for just yet... But so far I use them to keep meat warm in my satchel, no matter how long Ive been walking it stays sizzeling.

*sighs softly and rubs at her eyes

I need to get my sight fixed.. I miss running down undead...

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Me been t' Alkhazar. De air be tuu poisonous even t' breaf. Even made ME feel sick.

Wifout a goth t' lead de oomies, dey crazy agh weak. It would be tuu eezy fer orcs t' crush dem now.

A real orc would have some skah'n honah agh wait fer his enemy t' rebuild before he attacks. Kickin' shara while dey down be dishonorable combat. Dey may be oomies, bu' orcs should treat all opponents wif honah.

((Thank you for doing the good RP that most Orcs are breaking which is being honorable, most seem to not realize or remember that lately, it's sad to see and annoying in RP. Orcs are a race of honor, act as it's so, getting annoyed by this, along with unhonorable things such as ganging up on one opponent who is defenseless, most the time this being random females, but I haven't really heard of anyone outside of the Kaxils doing this, so that's good, but the point of this post is mainly thanking you for actually doing RP like a REAL Orc.))

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((Thank you, Susitsu. That's a lovely complement. Urara may be a selfish jerk IC, but she tries to have some honor. Kicking an opponent while they're down is dishonorable and she would not stand for such behavior. An honorable fight is between two equals, not one large power bullying a smaller, weakened power.))

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((Except for the fact that I wasnt talking about attacking humans, but the undead. I was trying to say lets be the honorable one, and help the weaklings. Show our might and prove that we are honoring the peace treaty that the wargoth has made with the dwarven council. Mirabelle has even been trying to send supplies to the refugees.))

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((Decora, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Blawharag. Please honor our agreement and do not comment on my forum posts. Thank you.))

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'Y 'dun 'we 'let 'da 'umies die?... 'Dey 'neva do skah 'fuur 'de Orks... 'Dey 'insuult 'ow people, 'n we let 'dem 'biild?... Me 'fink 'dat 'oopid... We 'shuud 'brak 'der 'bonez... 'Den 'feed on 'da 'haart, 'we shuud show 'dem a 'lessun...

*Starts to chuckle sadistically, whispering to himself "Pathetic Mongrels... *hiss"

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