Dwarves We 'ave Another Call Teh Arms!

[Battleme33 196]

Dwarves as many of ye' already know we 'ave warned teh town of Volvokrem to leave our lands! We will be marching there within a few elven days! If we get der and they 'ave not left then we will FORCE them to leave. I expect all Legion members to be there and any'un else who wishes to tag along as well.

((Friday 3/2/12, EST 7:00pm is when it is planned so please try and make it! OOC seems like they will be resisting so this should be fun =P))

[no longer active 734]

Time to crush these fools!

[Juvens 199]

We might want ta get a spy inta t'ose fools citeh ta open ze gates and safe dwarven lifes!

[BannanaToYou 196]

((I'm like laughing my ass off right now... this is going to be so funny.))

[no longer active 734]

((You make me want to go to the battle just to watch))

[Brent 281]

((Lol, you guys are going to **** bricks when you get there. Don't send spies to ruin the surprise!

[no longer active 734]

((I am seriously starting to wonder if this a good idea. Everyone is saying we are goin to be very surprised.))

[Cracker 4570]

(( They turned the fort into a ruin xD ))

[Battleme33 196]

During some down time I ran to the pitiful little hideout of dese fools and upon enterin I found these fools are even worse den we imagined. There were some bodies which I took down and we will give dem a proper burial in Karik. We will still go there in force to be sure they 'ave left fer good but by the look o' der puny hideout they ran off scared. I tink I might 'ave even saw some rather wet trails goin off in every direction and usin my amazin skills in the field o' trackin I conclude dey ran off pissin demselves to der next little hideout. Dwarves still be prepared to travel der and secure teh area. Now that we know dese fools are guilty we will warn teh udder nations to be on the lookout of fer dese men.

[Brent 281]

Hurhur yer little Dwarf buddies were da unes pissin' theirselves har.

[Battleme33 196]

Hurhur yer little Dwarf buddies were da unes pissin' theirselves har.

Says teh'un who ran away like a damned elf! If I see yeh i'll shove me pick down your throat and kick you so hard you'll soot down to teh nether and make a new mine fer teh dwarves!

[Brent 281]

Bah, we could 'ave killed ye easily!

[DeletedUser 169]

(( not participating, might watch from afar. Suprise= 10 enderdragons followed by 25 diamond armored men. True Story. ))

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((It is not happening any more right?))

[Gorum© 623]

Bump, sorry, had to. Since the battle is today and all.