The Gorkil Elder Speaks

[Ned Lud 1260]

Elder Ned Lud'Gorkil sends his runners throughout the War Uzg, gathering any and all remaining members of Gorkil Clan and summoning them to a meeting in the throne room of Fort Gorkil. As the clan gathers, the elder is found seated upon the Gorkil throne, his last remaining hand firmly clutching his axe. Once it seems that everyone is present, he makes his statement in a grim and gutteral tone.

"Wargoth Gromgok'Gorkil, our Chieftain, my nephew, son of Goj, trew him weapon into da sand ahg walked away from him people after defeat at hand of Rex Pok'Ugluk. Krug has peeped him nubfit to rule as Rex, and through him action, me has peeped him nubfit to rule as Chieftain ahg Wargoth ob Gorkil Clan. Me am claiming da title ob Wargoth, if da Goj will have it. Any ob latz who am ob rank to challenge may challenge. Me give Gromgok'Gorkil ash week to return ahg klomp for him honor and status. If him nub show after dat, da honor ob service am mine. Him am still a bruddah, nub let me hear any latz blah uderwise, but da strong must lead da strong. Dis am da uruk way.

If latz has any issues to be address, let's hear dem, uderwise, return to latz blargz ahg make sure Gromgok'Gorkil get da message if him return to da War Uzg. Me will be calling official Gorkil Council once dis am all settled. Me am taking charge by force, ahg der am much work to be done."

"Mat before dishonor."

The old warrior waves his hand dismissively, glaring at any who remain behind to speak.

[Blawharag 277]

Me wyl challunj lat fur ed Ned. Kan nub led lat hav Wargoth wifowt ash klomp ad leezd, yub? Bud lat beddur gyv ed latz ull, kuz me nub guin eezy un lat juzd kuz lat thot ed wuz bubhosh ideer tu feed latz arm tu Shurr'Dru.

[Ned Lud 1260]

Gur hur. Breng ed, bruddah. Me wud nub has ed any uder way. Mebe me wul feed da uder fist do latz face, many tyme, ungtil bak ob latz skoll has eated eds fill. Me wul be shure do has da Kheshig runts carry latz to blarg ahg tuck latz in when me am dun klomping latz bludig.

Anyash else tink dey khalange me? Thore, bruddah, latz wunt sum ob dis fist in face?

Blaw, latz ahg me wul klomp next time we peep da uder. If any uder wul khalange, dey klomp winner ob dat. Me tink Thore only uder dat maybe kun klomp for ed, su ed wul be hosh klomp amung bruddahz. Strungest will lead blood ob Gorkil, decide by will ob Krug.

[Austin 697]

Mi will alzo challenge latz tu dah Klomp fur chieftain, any Gorkil elder am eligibl fur diz am Klomp su diz means dat I belieb Zar'Zak am abl tu klomp alzo as well az Mogroka if hi su wishes tu. When will we hahb diz klomp fur dah Chieftain titul mi bruhdahz?

-OOC Comment-

(Honestly I don't really care if I get chieftain, I'd probably be best being a Targoth since I can be in game a lot more then you two and since a large section of Wargoth is being on the forums for the Wargoth council it'd be probably better if either of you were since you guys are on the forums more then me, however Thore would never deny this challenge so this should be fun :P)

[Goldrim 1422]

*Gromgok starts circling the Goi, his bloated ego completely crushed as he drags his feet through the hot sands, he mumbles old Orcish phrases over and over to himself, pondering whether to return.*

A few moons later, his feet appeart to be covered in blisters

*Gromgok balls his hand into a fist, setting foot into the Goi for the first time in a few weeks, without hesitation he lets out a bellowing roar and shouts for every Orc to hear, "Krug agh stargûsh fink me snork, dey peepin poshat agh me will prove dem wrung, mi led latz peep mi mundaz, orka agh honahble! Uruk dat ebeh libed, led eveah ash cum aghe kloomp mi, dey fyylen me gnyja!"*

[Danny 2232]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.