Da Paragon's Order #2

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

*Kjell Ireheart stands on his podium awaiting the attention of the dwarves and new overlanders.*

Day in, day out all Ah 'ear be da same fin' ovah an' ovah! "Nae a fin' be gettin' done!" Well... Ah dispoise does dat pray such wurds! Dere be feckin' work bein' done! Ah appointed da Architects da powah ta build da city suh dat w'en Ah'm nae 'round den dey can wurk an' plan! Dey asked fer dis many toimes befer, an' now dat dey 'ave da powah dey 'ave been plannin' only problem be ye dwarves w'o run in feckin' circles an' dunnae moine, cut wud or ev'n smif! Ah know dat ev'ry un ov da feckin' soldiers can cut wud! SUH CUT FECKIN' WUD!

CAN YE MOINE?! DEN TALK TUH DOMONIC DAWNSWORN OR BETTAH YET DA ARCHITECTS W'O BE NEEDIN' YER 'ELP! AN' IF YE FECKIN' COMPLAIN GRAB A WUDDEN TUUL AN' WURK RADDER DEN SIT DERE AN' DUH NAE A FIN'!

As fer questions...

W'ere shuld Ah put me wud? In da public chests, or in da coal chests! Dis be w'ere da smifs come in! Da smifs be in charge ov gettin' da wud an' makin' charcoal or stone!

NOW GET TA WURK ALL OV YE! EV'N IF YER NAE A EXPERT AH WUNT DIS CITY DONE!

Alsuh a note... Ah wish fer da architects an' farmers ta wurk on plans fer a mush farm, if we can get dat dun we can make sum gud ol' fud! Maybe sum luvely mead.

Also we be gettin' nae dwarves in da city now adays, nae un complained in dwain an' dey shuldnae complain now! Dese folk can 'elps suh 'elp dem 'elp ye!

Dankye fer listenin'

AN AS OV TUHDAY AH'M INITIATIN' DA URGUAN MANDATE! UNTIL DIS CHAOS BE OVAH!

[Aislin 4354]

((Sounds like a lot of building and not a lot of RP. I hope I'm wrong.))

[Dun_Irongut 104]

So... None complained in Kal'Dwain and they seem te complain now. Well, at least I did somethin' correctly there. As fer their complaints, listen te them as others 'ave not.

[Boomack21 124]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.