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*Grool runs up panting to the Rex palace, bleeding from a gash on his face and a wound in his side. His iron armor is covered in drying blood. He stumbles on the stairs but gets up, leaving a path of blood behind him. Grool shouts slobering drool all over the place:

" MI NEEB TU PEEP AN BLAH TU DAH RAX! Id inpurtent."

He then waits for a response.*

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Is sitting on the balcony of the Palace, looking out over the Goi, waiting for Kiog to finish the Ugluk Throne. He looked down to see Grool covered in blood and wounded. He sighs and jumps down from the balcony.

"Ah nub de Rex, bud ah juz' az guud. Wub de skah 'appened tu lat? Skahin' kut up lyke ah buub."

Looks at Grool and sighs, how can an Orc be beaten like this so badly?

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Grunts and shakes his head.

"Nub, bud dat nub madda right now. Wub 'appened tu lat?!"

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Gronkk waves to the frantic bleeding Orc and smiles politely as he sprints past.

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Mi wuz wit Thore 'n zum oddah uruk en Hanzedi, en wi kapted a doggeh solder. Thore wunt'd tu flat 'em bud de odda Rentuz sold'rz wunt'd tu elzu. Zo Thore flat'd de doggeh pinki en den Rentuz pinkies flatted Thore en oddah uruk. Mi klomp'd dem oft en mi run bak hur tu led de Rex knu dat wi ben betayd! Mi wundz nub tu nub'hosh, bud wi neb tu klomp dem. Der kingee, Gofay, wuz der peepin.

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Looks at Grool and growls

"Whizh "Houze" ob Renatuz wuz id? Duez lat gruk whu?"

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Mi nub gruk, mi hurd "Abdelun" ash, bud dey mit hab gun bi den. Der wuz d' kingee doh!

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Steps out of his mating den with pride as he stretches, a hot morning breeze carefully caressing his rugged skin as he peers over the balcony, looking questionably at the wounded Orc below.

"Wub happened to lat down 'dere, lat got attacked, agh is so, who do it?"

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Mi juzt blah tu Pok, diz Rentuz tryturz klomp'd mi, Thore, an uddah uruk. Mi klomp'd dem oft bud Thore an uddah uruk flat. Mi kam bak tu blah tu latz boud ed.

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