Va Application Is All Kittens.

[Goblin 18]

Yep, Its absolutely **** pony.

This is a FLAME post, don't read or read doesn't matter but VA Standarts and APP format is all silly and worthless.

Its something needed but seriously wtf?

Look at this;

A middle aged man, a young wife, and a small male child are walking down the King’s Road together. The women walks with a long staff, and the man appears to have a scabbard at his side.

What do you expect me to do here? They are passing KINGS ROAD, ITS NOT EVEN IN ASULON. So WHAT? Want me to torture them, take their skulls off and put them on a spear?! They walk down *******awesome KINGS ROAD, I SEE NOTHING WRONG HERE.

This;

Two Guard tries to break up a fight between your acquaintance and two Goblins. Your friend slays one of the Guards as he approaches, causing the other Guard as well as the Goblins to unsheath their arms.

I'm a GOBLIN, Why the **** would i fight my OWN race?

AND THIS;

You hear knocking on your door and go to answer. It turns out to be an angry looking woman with a large human behind her. She is telling you that you owe taxes to King ___ and must pay within the fortday.

The HELL? WE Don't pay taxes at ORC CAPITAL.

Another question in VA.

Are you sure?

NO, *******absolutley NO. I'm not sure because I'm posting this app without agreeing with rules!

For gods sake,

Prepare a NEW VA App for ASULON. And i could give ideas if requested..!

[BadCall 33]

Not trolling at all, just saying that you can make flame post, but at least censor the swearing or remove it please, some would think it's offensive at take it personal.

[Thatpyrodude 2008]

No need to start swearing, you could pass them, or perhaps trade with the couple?

[Aryon 679]

Aren't you a gentleman.

[Lita 677]

Are you saying your imagination is incapable of making something up?

[Wavejammers 328]

WHAT ABOUT THE HALFLINGS!?!?!?!?

As you turn the corner into a dimly lit alley, a pair of young female halflings instantly run up to you. They are begging for a donation of either minas or food.E

And also, instead of rageing, try to do something with it, make some new suggestion to what the new ORQ should be.

[El Ricktador 1394]

Chill out. The questions are to see what you would do if that was to happen. It's not saying it would happen or be likely to.

[Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466]

Yeah some of those questions were a little stupid for when I made a V.A for my pirate character. For one why would he be walking on the Kings road when he has a ship? Another one is he wouldn't be paying taxes because he wouldn't own a house since he is a pirate and lives on a ship.

These questions need to be updated because sometimes there just impossible or very hard to do.

[El Ricktador 1394]

Yeah some of those questions were a little stupid for when I made a V.A for my pirate character. For one why would he be walking on the Kings road when he has a ship? Another one is he wouldn't be paying taxes because he wouldn't own a house since he is a pirate and lives on a ship.

These questions need to be updated because sometimes there just impossible or very hard to do.

The questions are mainly so the VAT could 'get into the head' of your character. They want to know your thought processes. What would you be thinking if faced with that situation? I am not VAT, but I can say with some confidence that one would probably agree with me.

[Cappy 1599]

Assume your character is in each position, regardless of their normal situations

It's designed to test not only your knowledge of your character, but your creative role-playing abilities as well. So what if they normally wouldn't be there... that's the point of the question. If they somehow were, what would they do?

I do agree that some of the questions should have their wording changed to fit Asulon rather than Aegis, and the one about the undead needs to be completely redone.

[Snake Plissken 637]

I have to agree with some of this stuff.... I mean, some villains don't even have a house, and the majority aren't just mindless killers who murder people for walking along a road that dosnt exist.

[Cappy 1599]

I have to agree with some of this stuff.... I mean, some villains don't even have a house, and the majority aren't just mindless killers who murder people for walking along a road that dosnt exist.

So don't murder them, then? Play how your character would play it.

[Lirinya 4021]

Then don't write answers which means you kill them?

Be creative, give your character boundaries. Moral boundaries. For example one person may hide and ambush somebody, whilst the other may simply walk past, taking go interest in them.

Yes the questions are out dated, but suggest something else other than complain.

There cannot be an app for every individual person. If you're a goblin, and there is athe question relating to the goblins, say something like 'because of his race, he does little'.

Use imagination.

[Auvreaeath 263]

The questions are soon being changed to match the fancy of others, no longer will the Dawns Bakery, Goblin Attck, Taxes, Middle Aged Man, and the two Halflings be mentioned within the Villain Application Format, contact Urasept or Dalek for more information.

[Elrohir Sil'Siol 7]

Yes, the questions probably need to be updated. However you need to make the situation fit what you character would normally be doing.