Karik Breadfight Club

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Karik Breadfight Club

[[ Breadfight tournaments will be held every Friday 7:30 PM EST ]]

All breadfights be friendly-like. We are just here to have fun, not to hurt each other and encourage hate. Please refrain from collusion when betting on breadfights. People found colluding will be beaten with sacks of flour until their blood and the flour mix to make dough.

Two dwarfs walk side by side in Kal'Karik and boredom over takes them both. Bael falls slightly behind Grimloth and he rummages through his pack drawing out a long dwarfen breadstick - or also known as the baguette.

"Surproise breadfoight!" cries Bael from behind Grimloth.

Bael takes a leap and swings his baguette overhead at Grimloth who barely manages to get his own baguette out and deflect the blow. They continue to battle using the baguettes for a length of time, however, Bael, the more agile of the two, slowly wears down Grimloth's defenses, until he lies on the floor, his baguette broken and Bael's own breadstick at his throat. Despite what may have looked like a violent confrontation from the outside the two begin laughing.

"Dat wash fun," Bael chuckles.

"Aye, dat is was," Grimloth says in reply, "We shuld get more dwarfs doin' dis I think."

Bael nods in agreement and helps Grimloth up and thus, the Karik Breadfight Club was born.

The Rules of Breadfight Club

Teh first rule of breadfight club is you dunae talk about breadfight club.

Teh second rule of breadfight club is you DUNAE talk about breadfight club.

Teh third rule of breadfight club is that if someone says "stop", is too weak to keep breadfighting or taps out, you stop breadfighting.

Teh fourth rule of breadfight club is that there only be two breadfighters to a breadfight unless otherwise announced.

Teh fifth rule of breadfight club is that there only be one breadfight at a time.

Teh sixth rule of breadfight club is that yer only go in with enough cloths to keep yerself decent.

Teh seventh rule of breadfight club is that the breadfights will go on for as long as they need to.

Teh eighth rule of breadfight club is that if its yer first time at breadfight club, you have to breadfight.

Ten ninth rule of breadfight club is that the former tournament champion must hand over teh bread crown to teh new tournament champion.

Members of Breadfight Club:

• Club Official: Bael Tunnelsmasher
  
• Club Official: Grimloth Irongut
  
• Club Official: Nalro Grayhammer
  
• William Goldhand
  
• Ofrim Skyhammer
  
• Tortek Irongut
  
• Skippy Irongut
  
• Morkas Irongut
  
• Datan Sternbrew
  
• Bob Stonefoot
  
• Cobbler Steelarm
  
• Thonar Irongut
  
• Raglin Edgehand
  

Just leave yer [[ RP ]] name here to be added to the club charter.

Special thank you to Nalro Greyhammer for starting up the original Mt. Ire breadfight club and Adarl Tunnelsmasher for providing medical stuff and battle-baguettes.

Rankings:

Dere hasnae been a tournament, suh dere isnae rankings yet!

[[ OOC Note: ]]

Being killed in a breadfight just means you have been knocked unconscious, feel free to soulstone back to Karik, so we don't have arguements over items, enter the breadfight without any items other then the battle-baguette. It is highly recommended (but not required) you have TeamSpeak3 and a microphone if you have intentions to tap out of a fight.

[Wizard 125]

Har har, ah moight 'ave teh foight in one of t'ese.

[TheNander 241]

* Thinks he should be an official of the Bread Fight Club as he first begun it in the bloody, watery, bacteria-infested pits of Mt. Ire.

[FORƎST 1312]

These bread guys are not to be messed with. I heard that they tore apart some poor skeleton with nothing but a couple of baguettes. ;)

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[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

These bread guys are not to be messed with. I heard that they tore apart some poor skeleton with nothing but a couple of baguettes. ;)

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[[ You ruined my bread with your silly arrow. How was I supposed to feel? ]]

[TheNander 241]

Thanks for adding me to the list. Its Grayhammer, by the way.

[Skippy 2466]

SKIPPEH IRONGUT WILL BREAD YA TUH DEATH!

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Bael notices Skippy yelling and takes that as an indication they have a new breadfighter. He adds Skippy's name to the club charter, then yells to Skippy.

Nae! yer will eat teh bread an' get fatter!

Bael quickly vanishes into the streets before Skippy throws food at him (or something).

[Morkas (Wrathstar555) 34]

Ah was part uv de original breadfoight back in Ire, an me an' me sun, Tortek, 'ave been breadfoightin' since 'e was ah little lad! Add meh name tah de list!

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Beal scribbles Morkas name down on the club charter.

Guud, das anuvver wun. 'opefulleh dere will be enuf uv us dat Thoar will 'AVE tu let us use teh arena.

[bov61 32]

*chuckles " I'll bring me stalest loaf."

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Looks at the Sternbrew and shakes his head, but scratches his name down on the charter anyway.

Nae, yer be using battle-baguettes prepared by Adarl an' onleh dem.

[Bob_Stonefoot 5]

Aye, sounds like i can enjoy this, Sign my arse up!

~signed

Bob Stonefoot

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Bael uses a piece of charcoal to scribble down Bob Stonefoots name onto the club charter.

[coblergobler 26]

*Cobbler Wright's on the notice*

"Ill fight ya. Ill fight ya till ah 'ave EATEN Da feckin' bread!

~Cobbler_Steelarm