A Letter To The Shamans

[Bawg 494]

Throm'Ka Elderly Bruddahz!

Me iz Izagubog, da cub ub Shurr'Dom. Me nub dat muzt urukz dun liek da Domz agh feer dat dey vil' tri tuu reebell agin, bud et iz juz' meh. Me iz seben agh uh gobo, nut threatin' tu bub'hosh urukz!? Gobo Dom nub dat skurrie rite? Meh, tull lat wai meh wunt diz appectance tuu uze mojo. Meh wunt tu uze et punizh nub'hozh urukz en mai klan, agh mehbe uze et againzt da pinkskinz suu wei gut da uppa paw en battell. Meh nub hab eniting gainzt' da urukz, nub meh vizh tuu attuck da urukz. Meh juz' wunna restur da Dom Klan, da Klan ub Shaminz. Lat cun nub bi Shamin Klan ef lat nub hab Shaminz en yur klan. Meh nub uzk lat fur teecha, meh vil' tri tuu teech maisulf; agh eni uruk en mai klan dat practizez buurz mojo vil' bi executed en frunt ub da shaminz az pruuf dat wei nub ebil, bud' wei slay ebil.

Izagubog~

Translation:

Hello Elderly Brothers!

I am Izagubog, the son of Shurr'Dom. I know that most orcs don't like the Doms and fear that they will try to rebel again, but it is just me. I am seven and a goblin, not threatening to big, strong orcs!? Goblin Dom not scary right? I will tell you why I ask for your acceptance to use magic. I want to use it to punish dishonorable, weak orcs and maybe use it against the pinkskins so we get the upper hand in combat. I don't have anything against the orcs, I do not wish to attack orcs. I just want to restore the Dom Clan, the Clan of Shamans. You cannot be a Shaman Clan if you have no Shamans in your clan. I do not ask for a teacher or advisor, I will attempt to teach myself; and any orc in my clan that practices Dark Magic will be executed before your very eyes to prove my loyalty, to prove that we do not accept these evil orcs as well. That we slay evil, instead of assisting it.

Izagubog~

[Heero 4092]

OOC:

Just had to post it. Reminded me too much of this song. ;P