doom6153 57 Share Posted March 4, 2013 *Bishop Dominic Irongut stands before the large gathering of Dwarfs in the Temple of the Brathmordakin in Kal'Azgoth* "Wut de ye lads wish tu 'ear about in dis sermon?"*Crys of the names of many gods sound through the temple but Dungrimm is the one shouted the most and loudest.* "Dungrimm it be den! When Yemekar, de Fadder uv Urguan and all dwarfs, made de world and den de moon su de Brathmordakin could watch uva de dwarfs. Yemekar, in 'is wisdom, made Dungrimm de lord uv der 'all, Khaz'A'Dentrumm. Dungrimm su pleased wit 'is 'onor and postion, as well as fer a love uv de 'all desioded dat all dwarfs should see its might and beauty. Su Dungrimm began tu alluw de spirits uv de dead dwarfs intu de ‘all. Seein all de spirits uv de fallen warriors and bein de patron uv warriors, ‘e build ‘is own ‘all fer all de warrior dwarfs tu feast, drink, and brawl fer eternity. Witnessin Dungrimms act de udder Brathmordakin fullowed ‘is example and built der own ‘alls tu keep de spirts uv de departed dwarfs. Evential de bidding ceramony came about uva disputed uv who should get the spirit uv a dwarf who was desired by moar den un Brathmordakin. Dungrimm, bein de guardian uv de dead and lord uv Khaz’A’Dentrumm, organized de bids and lead dem. Su lads de moral uv de story is dat ye should luv and favor all de Brathmordakin tu ensure ye fiond a place tu stay in Khaz’A’Dentrumm. But ye should fullow and devote er prayers tu yer choosen Brathmordakin tu ‘elp get ye into de ‘all ye want. But again du nae neglect in worshipin any uv de Brathmordakin. Taing’da. Nae feel free tu ask questions. Ogradhad luuks brightly upon thoughs dat ask question tu gain knowledge, especially about de Brathmordakin.”*Dom claps his hands at the end of his sermon, allowing dwarfs to come up and ask questions. Some hand Dom donations to the Brathmordakin, other ask question, and other approach the shrines of the Brathmordakin leaving offerings, gifts, and prayers. Dom even notices a Stormhammer leaving a dragon claw on the shrine of Dungrimm* ((This is a rephrasing of a sermon I gave today in rp and I wanted to share this with all the dwarfs. Plus Omi was mad he missed it. Feel free to ask questions, converse with other attendees and worshipers, and even make donations. ((If you make a donation I would appreciate it if it was something you actually have in rp. Don't just make up stuff to give me like a giant golden goblet covered in diamonds and emeralds.)) Thanks for reading the first dwarven sermon I’ve ever done. Taing’da)) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drelik 865 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Dralik'Irongut stands up stroking his beard "Aye, fur yemehkah!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Share Posted March 4, 2013 *At the end of the sermon the Stormhammer clan responds in unison bearing a deep tone, a phrase to commend their faith.* "May da Bradmordakin be strong an' lead us on." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezimus 1523 Share Posted March 5, 2013 After the sermon has ended, Lord Valen Grandaxes bows his head and closes his eyes as he whispers in a gruffened tone. "Aye, maeh t'e Brathmordakin bless uhs ahll..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Bael facepalms as the dwarfs once again highly venerate Dungrimm but pay no heed to the other Gods. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoTo 610 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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