Extra! Extra!

[TEEbrown 348]

 

A young beardling passing out written works freshly printed of the press about recent events approaches you. He hands you a packet of parchment. On the first page in big bold letters reads,

 

"STARK RAVING MAD DWARF ESCAPES!"

 

"As soon as weh got 'ere, 'e was placed deep intew ah cavern setup for 'im as request by th' architects."

Says a legionair,

"We'd feed 'im scrapes at a toime, demented dworf dat on was. But wit' all da work weh w'ere dooin', weh koinda jus' forgot 'bout 'im. Next fin' weh know, 'es gone! Dug 'is way t'rough th' walls. Now weh got ourselves ah 'alf crazed, stark ravin' mad dworf on our 'ands!" 

 

His discription is about 4' 2" covered in dirt, bald with a brown beard and responds to the name "Dirtbeard." He has a habit of leaving signs in crudely written manner. Any information should be reported to the Legion at once. More investigations are being brought on by the Legion to get this lunatic off the streets, but who knows how far he'll go...

 

You skim through the pages a little bit more but nothing else is really interesting except some article about all the dwarf women being horded.

[Agnub 605]

King James is having breakfast with is family in the palace when a servant brings him the morning papers. He skims through most of them before coming across the dwarven newspaper that reads of an escaped dwarf.

 

"4' 2" covered in dirt, bald with a brown beard, eh? Well that narrows it down to about all of them." He exclaims with a chuckle to the rest of his family. There was much giggling at the table.

[Sultan 3953]

(Omg dirtbeard ilvu)

[bungo 3965]

(dirtbeard4king)

[CaptainBrock 254]

((dirt beard 2013))

[lιoɴ 248]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.