Big Momma Melontoes

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

Character Name: Martha Melontoes
Nicknames: Big Momma Melontoes, Big Momma, Mom, Martha, Fatty
Age: 56
Gender: Female

Race: Halfling
Status: Divorced.

Description
Height: 3 ft. 3 in.
Weight: 144 lbs.
Body Type: Fat
Eyes: Green
Hair: Pink, like her son's.
Skin: Paleish, also like her son's
Markings/Tattoos: None, other than a few scars on her arm
Health: Healthy
Personality: Puts on a cheerful face, but couldn't care less about anyone other than her son and daughter, Salm and Keke.
Inventory: Carrots, bread, meat, potatoes, apples, suger, salt.
Further Details: She absolutely despises her other son, Vlad.

Life Style
Alignment*: Chaotic Neutral
Deity*: The God of Money
Religion: Money is power.
Alliance/Nation/Home: Oren.
Job/Class: Wanderer, scammer.
Title(s): Fatty, ugly, silver-tounge.
Profession(s): Scammer, and part time conwoman
Special Skill(s): Sweet-talking, lying, and sneaking for someone her size.
Flaw(s): Can't run fast, is overly ignorant of rules, and is completely emotionally, and mentally, vulnerable when drunk.

Magic*
Current Status: N/A
Arch-type: N/A
Sub-Type: N/A
Rank: N/A
Weakness(es): N/A
Strength(s):N/A
Current Spell(s): N/A


Weaponry
Fighting Style: Stand really far away, and throw sharp stuff
Trained Weapon: None
Favored Weapon: Shards of glass
Archery: Shards of glass

Biography
Parents: Countryfolk in Oren, very backwater.
Siblings: None
Children: Salm Melontoes, Keke Quarial, and a disowned son, Vald.
Extended Family: None
Pet(s): Her cherished rat, Pissface.

History

Martha was the inbred daughter of two siblings. She grew up without schooling, or any form of education whatsoever. She was rarely fed, which led to her eating a multitude of buffets at adulthood. She grew up leaving home as she pleased, but always reluctantly returned, since she had none of the three minas her family had. She often went to town, learning streetsmarts, and how to pickpocket, and steal. The market stalls in Salvus were her only food source, other than the apple she was fed twice a week. She eventually learned the way to lift minas, and con people out of them. She left home at thirteen, after pickpocketing a bag of twenty minas. It was more than she had ever seen in her life, since she stole from the stalls near the gates. She traveled Oren, afraid to go to Lenfarthing, because she assumed all halflings were like her parents. She met another halfling around Salvus, and married him at the age of 21. They spent seven years, raising their three children. They divorced, and since her ex-husband took Vlad, Martha disowned him. Martha raised the other two to be very attached to their momma. Keke got married to an elven lad, and Salm left for Lenfarthing.