The Squid Hunter: A New Era To Scribing.

[Magic Mustache 28]

A flier written on gold-colored paper hangs in several areas of interest around Leumaelin.

Each flier is marked with the same signature at their bottom right corners: B. Aves~

 

 

The flier reads in plain text:

Are you tired of always running out of ink during business? Is finding quality ink a challenge for you? Does your master always demand you to write a note for later reference? If you answered YES to any of the questions listed above, you're legible to buy ink from:

Benedict Aves: Squid Huntsman

Benedict Aves is Leumaelin's local squid huntsman. His goal in this is to produce quality ink and quills for your use! Contact him today by whatever means you can, and in return for a few minas, he'll provide you with your casual ink or quill needs.

Now a message from our sponsor:

"If ink, quills, or for whatever reason: Tentacles are what you require at the moment, I guarantee you I can retrieve such products. I always found ink and quills a challenge to acquire whenever it was necessary for me to write something down, so I assumed that I wasn't the only one facing this issue."

For ever flier returned to me, I'll provide you with double your needs for only two/thirds of the regular price.

Contact Squid Hunter: Benedict Aves for quality ink and quills.

 

*A smudge of black ink blankets blue ink in the middle of each flier*

 

Prices

Small Ink Crate - 5 Ink Sacs = 10 minas

Medium Ink Crate - 10 - 15 Ink Sacs = 20 - 30 minas

Large Ink Crate -  30 - 45 Ink Sacs = 60 - 80 minas

Ink Shipment Crate - 64 Ink Sacs = 100 minas

Small Quill Box - 6 Quills = Undetermined

Medium Quill Box - 12 - 20 Quills = Undetermined

Large Quill Box - 25 - 40 Quills = Undetermined

Quill Shipment Crate - 64 Quills = Undetermined

 

But wait, there's more!

Current sale prices are down by a third of their original value!

All initial purchases made with a flier are FREE until further notice.

[GloryorSolitude 94]

Serva scans over the poster and comes across the Highguard Sentinel's notice. 

 

". . . . . . . ."

 

Serva walks away without a word.

[Baconthief 682]

Khel snarls seeing the note as he begins to make his way to his cavern. He speaks in a low guttural tone under his voice 

 

"That fecal brained pale-skin sex fiend's stupidity will become the death of him if he continues this."

 

Khel spits right in the middle of the notice where it reads "Benedict-4-War Prince" as he recalls the torture of his son done by his hand. Khel walks away to descend into the khel cave.

[Samler 1565]

Seth sees one of this posters and raises an eyebrow as he reads it, after reading it he shakes his head and rips it off, as he sees a second one he sighs before start writing a note which is going to be placed right under.

"Evarir, being a Merchant is not a reasoning to why you should be a "war Prince", secondly, you have duties as evarir, do them instead of being a Merchant. Lastly, this poster shows how much you care for the title. Do as you should, resign and be the Merchant you so wish to."

 

[Your Favorite Impure 736]

Aenor comes across the flier and facepalms as he reads it over 

 

"Oh for Malin's sake...It's things like this that make us look bad..."

 

Aenor slowly shakes his head as he struts off.

[Salamandra 1136]

Klonk takes up a flier and reads it slowly, drool making it's way out of the side of his mouth as he does so. After a period of about ten minutes, he gasps and jumps, waving his arms around and pointing at the poster while turning to see if anyone is nearby.

 

Nobody is.

 

Regardless, he takes the flier and stuffs it into his purple pants and begins to waddle quickly away to find the Squid man.

 

"Mi godda du diz deel! Iz a zteel!"

[Magic Mustache 28]

​*All of the fliers appear to have been edited or replaced.*

[Moot 1719]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.