Raktar 140 Share Posted July 9, 2013 *As you enter the orcish desert, a stand is built where a big sign reads, " 'DAH LUNLY GOBO!" As they see you they begin singing a famous song of theirs.* ((Listen to this while reading http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjRzfAQqIk)) Aww skaaaaah! Ged latz tuwelz rady iz 'bout tu goooo dun Eberyazh in 'dah plaze het 'duh skahin' dek Bud ztay un latz momskahin toez Mi runnin' 'diz, lez gu[Chorus (Gobo-Pain)] Mi awn 'e Vrargruk (Mi awn a Vrargruk) Mi awn 'e Vrargruk (Mi awn a Vrargruk) Eberyazh luuk ad mi cuz mi riddin' awn 'e Vrargruk (riddin' awn a Vrargruk) Mi awn 'e Vrargruk (Mi awn a Vrargruk) Mi awn 'e Vrargruk Tayke 'e hozh hurd peep ad 'duh momoskahin' Vrargruk (Vrargruk, yub.)[The Lonely Goboz (Gobo-Pain)] Mi awn 'e Vrargruk momoskahur tayk 'e peep ad mi Ztraight flowin awn 'e Vrargruk 'een 'duh flat yullow dezurt Bustin' fiive knotz, wend whippin' oud mi loin cloth Lat can nub stawp mi momoskahur cuz mi awn 'e Vrargruk Tayk 'e peck, treck (treck) mi awn 'e Vrargruk, betch (betch) Wi drunkin' Halvin' Bluuud, cuz iz su crizp (crizpeh) Mi gawt mi loin cloth, agh mi gobo-floppies Mi flippin' twiggeh burgerz, lat ad Kinko's straight flippin' copies Mi ridin awn 'e Vrargruk, doin' flips agh sheeet 'deh Vrargruks keckin', gettin e'rybody all zandy But 'dizz ain't Dezurtworld, 'diz 'es real az 'eet getz Mi awn 'e Vrargruk momoskahin' Vrargruk, dun't lat ebar furget Mi awn 'e Vrargruk agh, iz goin' fazt agh Mi 'deh keng ub 'dah urukz, awn 'e Vrargruk lyke Luke Ib lat awn 'deh zand, 'den lat sho' nub mi-oh {Ged 'deh skah ub, 'dis Vrargruk iz REAL!!!} Skah zand, mi awn 'e Vrargruk, momoskahur (momoskahur) Skah hillz, mi climb mountinz, momoskahur (momoskahur) Mi awn 'deh saddle wib mi boiz, momoskahur (yub) 'diz Vrargruk myke noize, momoskahur Ug momo, ib lat culd zee mi nuw (zee mi nuw) Armz zpread wide un 'deh ztarboard bow (ztarboard bow) Gunna ryde 'diz Vrargruk tuu 'deh muun zumehow (muun sumehow) Lyke Raktar'Gorkil, anyting iz pozzible[Gobo-Pain] Yeh, neber thught mid bi awn 'e Vrargruk Iz 'e beg yullow dezurty road (yub) KRUG~!! Peep ad mi, uh (Ulll handz awn dek) Neber thught mid zee 'deh day Wen 'e big Vrargruk comin' mi way Belib mi wen mi zay, Mi skahed 'e feuruk *The goblins bow as you carry on.* 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lvke 1000 Share Posted July 9, 2013 ((Oh my god, still dying X3)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyn 149 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Kalgan bows with his fellow uruk bruddahz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GavinTheViking 151 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Kalgan bows with his fellow uruk bruddahz. Nux strikes Kalgan and the other orcs who bow with a whip. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky 189 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Boul chuckles at the Orcs who got whipped Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raktar 140 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 *Rakko is a gobo so he doesn't get whipped* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GavinTheViking 151 Share Posted July 26, 2013 *Rakko is a gobo so he doesn't get whipped* Nux whips Rakko for being weak. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raktar 140 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 *grunts as he is whipped, fleeing from the stage Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moot 1719 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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