'deh Lunly Goboz

[Raktar 140]

*As you enter the orcish desert, a stand is built where a big sign reads, " 'DAH LUNLY GOBO!" As they  see you they begin singing a famous song of theirs.*

 

((Listen to this while reading

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjRzfAQqIk))

 

Aww skaaaaah!

Ged latz tuwelz rady iz 'bout tu goooo dun

Eberyazh in 'dah plaze het 'duh skahin' dek

Bud ztay un latz momskahin toez

Mi runnin' 'diz, lez gu



[Chorus (Gobo-Pain)]

Mi awn 'e Vrargruk (Mi awn a Vrargruk)

Mi awn 'e Vrargruk (Mi awn a Vrargruk)

Eberyazh luuk ad mi cuz mi riddin' awn 'e Vrargruk (riddin' awn a Vrargruk)

Mi awn 'e Vrargruk (Mi awn a Vrargruk)

Mi awn 'e Vrargruk

Tayke 'e hozh hurd peep ad 'duh momoskahin' Vrargruk (Vrargruk, yub.)



[The Lonely Goboz (Gobo-Pain)]

Mi awn 'e Vrargruk momoskahur tayk 'e peep ad mi

Ztraight flowin awn 'e Vrargruk 'een 'duh flat yullow dezurt

Bustin' fiive knotz, wend whippin' oud mi loin cloth

Lat can nub stawp mi momoskahur cuz mi awn 'e Vrargruk



Tayk 'e peck, treck (treck) mi awn 'e Vrargruk, betch (betch)

Wi drunkin' Halvin' Bluuud, cuz iz su crizp (crizpeh)

Mi gawt mi loin cloth, agh mi gobo-floppies

Mi flippin' twiggeh burgerz, lat ad Kinko's straight flippin' copies



Mi ridin awn 'e Vrargruk, doin' flips agh sheeet

'deh Vrargruks keckin', gettin e'rybody all zandy

But 'dizz ain't Dezurtworld, 'diz 'es real az

'eet getz

Mi awn 'e Vrargruk momoskahin' Vrargruk, dun't lat ebar furget



Mi awn 'e Vrargruk agh, iz goin' fazt agh

Mi 'deh keng ub 'dah urukz, awn 'e Vrargruk lyke Luke

Ib lat awn 'deh zand, 'den lat sho' nub mi-oh

{Ged 'deh skah ub, 'dis Vrargruk iz REAL!!!}



Skah zand, mi awn 'e Vrargruk, momoskahur (momoskahur)

Skah hillz, mi climb mountinz, momoskahur (momoskahur)

Mi awn 'deh saddle wib mi boiz, momoskahur (yub)

'diz Vrargruk myke noize, momoskahur



Ug momo, ib lat culd zee mi nuw (zee mi nuw)

Armz zpread wide un 'deh ztarboard bow (ztarboard bow)

Gunna ryde 'diz Vrargruk tuu 'deh muun zumehow (muun sumehow)

Lyke Raktar'Gorkil, anyting iz pozzible



[Gobo-Pain]

Yeh, neber thught mid bi awn 'e Vrargruk

Iz 'e beg yullow dezurty road (yub)

KRUG~!! Peep ad mi, uh (Ulll handz awn dek)

Neber thught mid zee 'deh day

Wen 'e big Vrargruk comin' mi way

Belib mi wen mi zay, Mi skahed 'e feuruk

 

*The goblins bow as you carry on.*

[Lvke 1000]

((Oh my god, still dying X3))

[Dyn 149]

Kalgan bows with his fellow uruk bruddahz.

[GavinTheViking 151]

Kalgan bows with his fellow uruk bruddahz.

Nux strikes Kalgan and the other orcs who bow with a whip.

[Sneaky 189]

Boul chuckles at the Orcs who got whipped

[Raktar 140]

*Rakko is a gobo so he doesn't get whipped*

[GavinTheViking 151]

*Rakko is a gobo so he doesn't get whipped*

Nux whips Rakko for being weak.

[Raktar 140]

*grunts as he is whipped, fleeing from the stage

[Moot 1719]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.