lιoɴ 248 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Wulfric throws up the Mountain Dwarf gang sign, addressing Duregar "Tah Grand Kin' is a mountain dwurf, Tah 'T'uderfist' rebellion wus cave dwurf. Ah'm loyal to tah Brathmorkin n' T'orin, su, if ye dunt wunt tah get exiled again, ye shut yer mout'' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Bein' par' Aengul is kinda gross. "Nae, it beh feckin' awesome, meh bluud glows gold! Alsuh, yeh be wrong, onleh Yemekar beh god, all deh uvvers beh his servants an' be uv deh ordah uv Aenguls er Daemons." [[ Mind you I /do/ need to tell Dom to add Aeriel to the enemies of the Brathmordakin. Aeriel is the problem. ]] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kardel 1054 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Kardel chuckles as he hears of Gorum's decleration, his soft silver-grey whiskers twitching as he exhales. "Woi, dey called meh bad ferstartin' un rebellion against dis ridiculous race uv dorves. Da unleh dorves ov value dat belong ta da race o' moontain dorves be Dreek an' Igor Oire'eart an' Valen o' Granakse, true dorves indeed. Bot ah cannae blayme yer, evan mah koind 'as flaws, an' maybeh mure den yer koind. Da rest of mah kin, sum bastardly, most niggardly, and all ignorant wif da exeption uv un few select cave dorven individuals, feel dat we be superior because we be da first koind o' dorves. Fayce eht' da moontain dwellers tuuk da kingdum frem os, because we cunnae 'old eht. Iv yer fink yer superier, respected coive dorves, ye shuud 'ave pruuved eht w'en eht wus da toime tah. All ah can say be feck yer, ye cuud nae bear superiority, su suffer undah da shadoo uv dem nou, weak an' feu en numbah. Ah nae give un feck, ah lost mah hand an' digniteh troin ta pruuve our superioriteh, bot nou ah can do naefin bot accept Forin Granakse as meh king b'cause 'e PRUUVED EHT TAH MEH! Da moontain dorves can rule os, we cuud nae rule dem, fayce ehtye bunc' o' fecken beardlings, learn ta bend da knee! Iv ye dunnae wunt tah be ruled bou da superior furce, shou dat ye can rule yerselvs" Kardel plonks his staff to the ground, small flames emiting from it, as he wobbles away, leaving the dwarves to discuss him words without him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Maybeh if da cave dwarves dunne welcumed ere why not gu into da deep roads, live der and moine fer da kingdom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Kardel chuckles as he hears of Gorum's decleration, his soft silver-grey whiskers twitching as he exhales. "Woi, dey called meh bad ferstartin' un rebellion against dis ridiculous race uv dorves. Da unleh dorves ov value dat belong ta da race o' moontain dorves be Dreek an' Igor Oire'eart an' Valen o' Granakse, true dorves indeed. Bot ah cannae blayme yer, evan mah koind 'as flaws, an' maybeh mure den yer koind. Da rest of mah kin, sum bastardly, most niggardly, and all ignorant wif da exeption uv un few select cave dorven individuals, *coughs* Hiebe *coughs*, feel dat we be superior because we be da first koind o' dorves. Fayce eht' da moontain dwellers tuuk da kingdum frem os, because we cunnae 'old eht. Iv yer fink yer superier, respected coive dorves, ye shuud 'ave pruuved eht w'en eht wus da toime tah. All ah can say be feck yer, ye cuud nae bear superiority, su suffer undah da shadoo uv dem nou, weak an' feu en numbah. Ah nae give un feck, ah lost mah hand an' digniteh troin ta pruuve our superioriteh, bot nou ah can do naefin bot accept Forin Granakse as meh king b'cause 'e PRUUVED EHT TAH MEH! Da moontain dorves can rule os, we cuud nae rule dem, fayce ehtye bunc' o' fecken beardlings, learn ta bend da knee! Iv ye dunnae wunt tah be ruled bou da superior furce, shou dat ye can rule yerselvs" Kardel plonks his staff to the ground, small flames emiting from it, as he wobbles away, leaving the dwarves to discuss him words without him. [[ Dropped from the team. ]] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lιoɴ 248 Share Posted July 25, 2013 "T'e Clergeh beh Cave Dwarven, ye moron. T'e Cave Dwarves stay true tuh t'e Brathmordakin. Meanwhoile, Mountain Dwarf "Paragons" defoile t'eir statues." "Weh stae tru to tah Brat'morkin as much as ye do, weh fulluw virtues, weh fulluw traditions, weh fiogh' fer t'eir name. By tah way, Ah'm par' o' tah Clergeh's Ordur, n' Dom is alriogh' unlike ye. Waiy... ar' ye insultin' tah Paraguns?! Huld meh back boys, huld meh back!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Maybeh if da cave dwarves dunne welcumed ere why not gu into da deep roads, live der and moine fer da kingdom. "Feck uvv ah'm werkin' fer a kingdum w'ich clearleh dusnae wan' meh 'ere." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kardel 1054 Share Posted July 25, 2013 [[ Dropped from the team. ]] It seems that Kardel's feeble attempt to start another rebellion by trying to make his kind feel bad about themselves did not work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kardel 1054 Share Posted July 25, 2013 -double post, oops- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Duregar knows Kardel only says this because he wants to keep his position, and he thinks Kardel a coward. Hiebe has a spy who spies on another spy who spies on that spy who spies on a mind reader who spies into Durengars thoughts and powergames. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Bael considers leaving Kal'Azgoth permanently and finding a bunch of /cool/ dwarves who don't have poles up their asses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Hiebe thinks of that one time with that one pole and his butt but it was ONLY one time. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicWhaleShark 2488 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Across mountains high and valleys low, a Dwarf of great-- "Screw dat, lads! MOUNTAIN DWARVES ARRRRRRRRRRRGH! WHU ELSE 'AS DI BALLS TO CHARGE HEAD INTO A RANK OF ORCS IN SOLITUDE! MOUNTAIN DWAAAAAAAARVESSSSS!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kardel 1054 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Kardel tried to do what bael plans to do with the other Ironguts, but was discouraged and kicked from the clan. ((It seems that when I give an idea, its called a rebellion, but when everyone else gives an idea, it is considered a good one. . .)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Kardel tried to do what bael plans to do with the other Ironguts, but was discouraged and kicked from the clan. ((It seems that when I give an idea, its called a rebellion, but when everyone else gives an idea, it is considered a good one. . .)) [[ What you talking about... I ain't rebelling. I'm leaving. It's different, dwarf community isn't the same one I joined anymore I fear. ]] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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