A New Archbishop

[Meanking 311]

*A Dwarven Scribe rushes around and trying to get a crowd of Dwarves before unraveling his scroll and clearing his throat*

 

By the decree of Grand King Thorin Grandaxe, the first of his name, ruler of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, and the Kingdoms of Salvus, Savoie, Oren, and Adunia, Holy Protector of the Human race and Liberator of the Elves and Halflings.

 

That due to Tortek's resignation from Archbishop, and his announcement of his 'choice' for the new Archbishop, Grand King Thorin Grandaxe has instead  chosen that Torteks replacement will be Hogarth Irongut

 

It is also decreed, after the recent attack, and the Grand King himself being in-cased in Ice, that Kal'Azgoth's sewers are to be rebuilt and all entrances, other than the Main Gate are to be closed off and blocked as soon as possible, to prevent anyone using any other means of access, besides from the main gate, to get into the City.

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Bael is satisfied with this news. "Much bettah den dat traitorous idiot Tortek."

[Tortek 51]

Tortek shakes his head as he hears Thorins words

 

"Thorin ye are nae above da Brothmordakin! Deh spoke ta me an' asked for dis! Noigel Thorinbeard is da roig'tful Archbishop, so saeh da gods! I will nae stan' for dis, ye cannae soilence da gods an' ye are nae true king of moine if ye do nae respect der wishes!"

[bungo 3965]

"bogdan would be cool swell"

 

-bogdanistan the brave, pontiff of the creator? bishop of raev, true archbishop of the dwarves

[Heero 4092]

Incoming Dunwll antics.
You have been warned.

 

 

 

 

 

As the short, sturdy Dwarven creatures sat with their fine suits and powdered beards and wigs upon the  wooden benches of the Dwarven tribunal. All bickering and raising their fists as shouts and discussions rage on. All discussing the recent happenings within the sanctity of the Brothmordakin. The usual debates had arisen from this.

 

"Do the laws trump the will of the Brothmordakin?"
"Should the government hold a say within the Chruch's matters?"
"Dare us question our faith over laws?"
 

Regardless of the statement, the Dwarves continued to what they do best; Threat one another and shout at the top  their short lungs.

But in the midst of the howling Dwarves, a stubby Beardling sprouts from within the pack. Tossing himself to Tortek Silverfists side as he latches onto the Dwarf's tigh.

"Naaaay!"
It exclaimed.

"T'orinbeard beh a guud laeder fer dah Brothmodrdakin! Aye, aye! Nut'ing bud abuot T'orinbeard. Ah sey T'orinbeard s'oulda'beh Arch-Bis'oop! Giv'im a c'ance! T'at beh King T'orin's middle name afteh-ull!"
The little child announces with a pout and two affirmative bobs of his plump head. Tossing his opinion into the fray as the debate resumes once more.

 

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Tortek shakes his head as he hears Thorins words

 

"Thorin ye are nae above da Brothmordakin! Deh spoke ta me an' asked for dis! Noigel Thorinbeard is da roig'tful Archbishop, so saeh da gods! I will nae stan' for dis, ye cannae soilence da gods an' ye are nae true king of moine if ye do nae respect der wishes!"

 

"Actulleh, ah'm deh roightful archbishop as ah nevah stepped down, ah left runnin' aftah deh secret uv infinoite gold suh as tuh build a solid gold tempul tu deh Brathmordakin, w'ich apparentleh didnae werk out, ah give meh blessin' tu 'Ogarth. An' anehw'oo, traitahs dunae speek tu deh Brathmordakin, yeh Khorvad whisper, go back tu yeh dark master traitor!

 

Ah give meh blessin' an' whole support tu 'ogarth Irongut the not traitor."

[Thrym 188]

Thrym sits silently, refusing to take a side between his biological son and the one he adopted and raised as his own.

[Moot 1719]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.