Warning! Criminal Gangs Operating Within The Abresi Docks!

[o_Ben_o 193]

Posters are nailed against notice boards and walls around the city of Abresi. The same post is also put through peoples mailbox's and under their doors.

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

A random townsman scratches his head. "Exceuted with no 'trail'... what the Nether does that mean?"

[o_Ben_o 193]

The Lord High Sheriff looks at one of his posters and realizes his scribe has made a error "Feck!" he says, slamming his fist against the wall next to the poster, before ripping it off the wall. He turns around and points at one of his Sheriff's "Take them all down! Every single one! Get them re-written! I don't want errors!" The Sheriff nods his head, rushing off giving the orders to other Sheriff's and men of the Law.

[Rassidic 470]

A hooded figure walks up to one of many posters , rubbing the back of her neck with an elongated sigh. She reaches to rip it away , but stops. She pauses to think for a moment , before walking off.

 

"Lies."

[o_Ben_o 193]

A few hours later the Lord High Sheriff, enters the City of Abresi after having Cheese and Auvergnian Wine with his family. He strolls up to the notice board, where a new poster has been pinned over the existing one. "I hope all of the posters have been removed and replaced." Auvian says still  reading the poster, the Sheriff behind him nods his head a few times "Y-yes, my Lord. It has been done." A small grin grows on The Lord High Sheriff's face, he turns around and pats the Sheriff on the shoulder. "Ah trés Bien."

[Drazker 307]

Meanwhile, one of the gangs' new initiates is being introduced by being forced to tear down all the posters.

 

"How ya like 'dem apples, bled?!"

[Haelonavious Varunthaar 12]

Haelonavious notices the poster and frowns, "This poster fails to mention what type of suspicious kind of criminal activity. If it were murder we'd hear something about it! Must be trading of illicit goods."

He glances at the docks and walks away, not wanting to become involved.

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

The townsman again nitpicks. "When you say 'advice' I hope you mean advise." 

[o_Ben_o 193]

The Lord High Sheriff has given in on checking Grammar - He just wants his point expressed.

 

((Photoshop has no spellchecker, or Grammar checker. The fact that I am using a special font as well, makes it harder to proof read especially when im in a rush. So hush!))

[The Cleaning Crew 571]

Gooms reads through the poster quickly, chuckling at the several spelling and punctuation errors.

 

"Mi bettur ad zpellen den diz fanzeh zcrybe."

 

He then turns away, frowning slightly as he thinks about what this might mean for his own business. Then, with his usual shrug, he dismisses the problem. 

 

"Dey been duin diz fer yeerz. Uh pozter am nub gunna chaynge anehtin."

[lιoɴ 248]

Glonkk laughs.

[seannie 7443]

"They'll never be better than the Flay and Teuton gang wars in Arethor."

[Sky 0]

Viktor intends to head to the docks, just to see for himself what the big deal is.

[Valorane 123]

*Whistles casually, walking past one of the papers, she notices it from the corner of her eye, going back to read it.*

"Heh... Time to kill me some Bandits..." she say, grabbing the bow from her back, and rushing off.

[Heff 2460]

Bod scratches his chin.

"What rubbish, never ever has no stupid Oren guard caught me."

The thief spits,

"By Banath this is trash."

He tears down the poster and crumples it into his pocket.