A Plea For Orcish Help

[bignsxxy 128]

*a female high elf, guarded by a Wood Elven soldier is sent with a message, where she reads the note to the Orcs.

 

"Dear my noble brethren,

I am in need of my old allies, where I fought with you in the deserts during the Crusades of Oren. Now I must ask for assistance, as my people are the now ones in danger. The leaders of Malinor, are corrupt and evil skinnies as you know, and this is why we need each other to develop a new friendship. I promise your people more Gold, High Elven, and Dark Elven Slaves than you can count. Stand with Orei, and fight these cowards who have no honor in their soul. 

 

Take this slave as future bounty to come.

 

~Orei, The One True Leader of Malinor"

[Aislin 4354]

Gronkk knocks the slave out with the corpse of a halfling, then proceeds to eat the slave after the message has been read out.

[Friendly Guy 223]

*Grins

 

"Mi lub prinzess titania!"

[bignsxxy 128]

*Grins

 

"Mi lub prinzess titania!"

*the wood elf shaking in fear 

"He... he...he... Promises her to your warrior who kills the most Lumidren..."

 

[TwilightWolf 901]

*Grins

 

"Mi lub prinzess titania!"

Somewhere, deep in the forests of Luminaire, a tingling sensation overcomes the heart of the High Princess. 

[Friendly Guy 223]

Somewhere, deep in the forests of Luminaire, a tingling sensation overcomes the heart of the High Princess. 

*Still wants to klomp emberhard for her love*

[Aislin 4354]

*the wood elf shaking in fear 

"He... he...he... Promises her to your warrior who kills the most Lumidren..."

 

 

Gronkk punches the wood elf in the face as he drops some of her intestines out of his mouth

 

Lat amz dinnur. Dinnur nub blah. Shud ub.

[Sneaky 189]

Smacks Murthraka for saying he is in love with an elf

[monkeypoacher 8055]

Dasnur lets out a single word.

"wut"

[VonAulus 2082]

lol no

[Moot 1719]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.