Shiredom

5 dolla

roll up that bill, bc it’s not available in american currency, mama - we’ll pay with what i call an “anonymous ban report”, then give tythus another 3 months free on my onlyfans. 

you pick who’s job you want and i’ll send out the assassin. all you need to promise me is at least 2 staff positions that i am hardly obligated to poorly work for less than two days out of the week, good faith that if you have any magic i want then that MA is considered posted, and you promise to ruthlessly crusade in my defense no matter how atrocious the shit i did was. 

take it or leave it~ 💋

sorry you have to pay in tears and years of stress induced time off your life