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"Ave Adria!" A Turtle Knight cackled.

Sir Baudemund Euler would smile his Euler smile, what a glorious announcement!

This was an unfamiliar weight to bear, the feeling of true loss, of grief that settled deep and would not be shaken. To stand at his Duke’s side, his cousin’s side, and yet be unable to aid him, it sat heavy upon Baudemund’s heart. He had worried, for longer than he cared to admit, yet each time he voiced it, Zygmunt would wave it aside as nothing. And so he wondered where he had failed. He had seen the slow decline, had felt that something was amiss, so why had he not pressed harder? Why had he not insisted, not stood firmer, not done more while there was still time? Only now, when it was far too late, did all the answers come to him. The Golden Turtle, steadfast and unyielding, found himself weeping within his gilded shell for the first time, for one of the bale had been lost.

Loud laughter escaped Sir Baudemund Euler as he read the book. "I am the poster Knight! How wonderful!" He smiled his Euler smile.

"That...was awesome." Baudemund stated.

"Ave Adria!" Sir Baudemund Euler praised!

Heh, hey hey guys, no worries! Im happy to help, I love helping my friends, heh. @Gaja @Curry@Random@SmackSmack First, Id like to say that this is a wonderful way to reach out! Heh... (6'2 btw) I do have an elf character...I do...but I hate chatting on discord...it has to be done through rp ykwim? Heh. I love elves (1.9k mina on bank) and I think Aelrin is awesome (Im really handsome), maybe our characters will meet one day, if we are lucky...

"Heh, I love Eulermaxxing. Ave Adria!" A dashing blonde Euler stated with a wide smile.

"Aye." Sir Baudemund Euler voted

I LOVE ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Be silent, Krugsmas ornament!" The Euler laughed, sending a postcard to the dwarf

"I pray we do not meet upon the field of battle, Onion." A certain Captain of Ivory sighed, tossing the paper in to the flames before him.

Baudemund Euler raised his great axe in triumph, its gilded steel slick with dwarven and orcish blood, catching the cave’s light and flaring like a radiant beacon as he roared his victory. “Slow and steady, like the turtle! Ave Adria, Ave Idunia, Ave Empire!”

Tʜᴇ Iᴠᴏʀʏ Gᴜᴀʀᴅ ᴏꜰ Aᴅʀɪᴀ “ꜰɪʀᴍ ɪɴ ʟᴀᴡ, ꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅꜰᴀꜱᴛ ɪɴ ᴅᴜᴛʏ, ᴘᴜʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏꜱᴇ.” ──────────────────────────────────── Fᴏᴜɴᴅɪɴɢ The Ivory Guard of Adria was founded in 630, during the Age of Ascension, through a Ducal and Dumacratic vote held in Belgrade’s Dumahall. Faced with the failings of fragmented local watches and inconsistent enforcement of law, the Duke called upon the lawful assembly of Adrian representatives to determine the future of internal security within the Duchy. By majority assent, the assembly authorized the creation of a single, unified Ducal guardforce, bound explicitly to the Codex Lacobianus and loyal directly to the Duke. This decision marked the end of disparate watches and the beginning of a professional body tasked with enforcing law and order across Belgrade and all Adrian lands. ──────────────────────────────────── Pᴜʀᴘᴏꜱᴇ ᴀɴᴅ Rᴏʟᴇ The Ivory Guard is not a field army. Its duty lies within Adrian borders. The Duchy of Adria contains the town of Belgrade, surrounded by ducal lands, roads, and holdings. As such, the Guard’s authority extends across the town of Belgrade and all Adrian lands beyond its walls. Tʜᴇ Gᴜᴀʀᴅ ɪꜱ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱɪʙʟᴇ ꜰᴏʀ: » Enforcing the Codex Lacobianus » Maintaining public order within the Adrian lands. » Patrolling Adrian roads, fields, and ducal lands » Arresting criminals and suppressing unlawful assemblies » Guarding courts, councils, prisons, and executions » Acting as the Duke’s lawful hand when noble authority is invoked ──────────────────────────────────── Cᴏɴᴅᴜᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ Rᴇᴘᴜᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ Ivory Guards are trained to act with discipline, restraint, and authority. They are expected to be calm in speech, decisive in action, and unwavering in their obedience to the law. They do not provoke conflict, but neither do they retreat from it. Corruption, favoritism, or cruelty are considered grave disgraces within the Guard. ──────────────────────────────────── Uɴɪꜰᴏʀᴍ ᴀɴᴅ Aʀᴍꜱ The uniform of the Ivory Guard is defined by two sanctioned patterns of dress, both reflecting Adrian heraldry and lawful purpose rather than battlefield excess. While form and structure are strictly regulated, the Guard permits individual expression. Guards may freely recolour the cloth components of their issued uniform often to gaudy, striking, or highly personalized palettes provided the cut, structure and silhouettes of the uniform remain unchanged. Armor shape and garment design may not be altered. This ensures uniform recognition and authority while allowing individuality within lawful bounds. Light Guard Uniform The light uniform is a common choice among guards who favor mobility and comfort while remaining properly protected. It consists of a steel chestplate worn over chain or reinforced fabric, offering reliable defense without undue weight. Beneath and around the armor, guards wear fitted garments in regulated cuts, suitable for patrol and rapid response. While the traditional red-and-white of Adria remains common, the cloth elements of the light uniform are most frequently personalized, resulting in vivid, unconventional, or even ostentatious color schemes so long as no structural alterations are made. Plate Guard Uniform The plate uniform is an equally sanctioned option for guards who prefer heavier protection. It consists of a full plate harness, polished and well-maintained, providing comprehensive defense. Fabric is kept minimal, limited to underlayers and small heraldic accents. Even here, guards may apply their own personalized palettes to visible cloth elements such as sashes or padding, though the rigid nature of plate armor naturally limits the extent of visible customization. Aʀᴍꜱ ᴄᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ Iᴠᴏʀʏ Gᴜᴀʀᴅ ᴇᴍᴘʜᴀꜱɪᴢᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀꜰᴀʀᴇ: » Spears, halberds, or polearms for patrol and crowd control » Crossbows, serving as the Guard’s primary long-range weapon » Arming swords or maces for close enforcement » Shields bearing Adrian markings when required ──────────────────────────────────── Ranks of the Ivory Guard The Guard maintains a simple and clear hierarchy. » Captain of the Ivory Guard: The overall leader of the Guard, appointed by the Duke. Responsible for doctrine, discipline, and coordination across Adria, ensuring that the Codex Lacobianus is enforced uniformly within Belgrade and across all ducal lands. » Lieutenant: Senior officers serving directly under the Captain. Lieutenants oversee multiple patrols, manage watch rotations, and ensure orders are carried out correctly. In the Captain’s absence, a Lieutenant assumes temporary command. » Sergeant: Veteran guards entrusted with day-to-day leadership. Sergeants lead patrols, supervise arrests, and maintain discipline among the ranks, acting as the primary link between officers and common guardsmen. » Corporal: Experienced guards placed in minor command roles. Corporals assist Sergeants and ensure orders are followed on the ground. This rank serves as a stepping stone between common service and leadership. » Man-At-Arms: Fully sworn members of the Ivory Guard and the backbone of its strength. Men-at-Arms conduct patrols, enforce the Codex, guard courts and prisons, and serve as the visible authority of Adrian law. » Recruit: Newly inducted members undergoing training and evaluation. Recruits learn the Codex Lacobianus, guard discipline, and basic enforcement duties before being sworn in as Men-at-Arms. ──────────────────────────────────── Oath and Tradition The Oath of Ivory: Upon induction, every member swears the following oath before witnesses and record: “ɪ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴛᴏ ᴜᴘʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴅᴇx ʟᴀᴄᴏʙɪᴀɴᴜꜱ, ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴋᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀᴅʀɪᴀ ɪɴ ʟᴀᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴜᴛʏ, ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴɴᴏᴄᴇɴᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴀʟɪᴄᴇ, ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀ, ᴏʀ ᴄʀᴜᴇʟᴛʏ. ɪ ꜱʜᴀʟʟ ʙᴇ ꜰɪʀᴍ ɪɴ ʟᴀᴡ, ꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅꜰᴀꜱᴛ ɪɴ ᴅᴜᴛʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴜʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏꜱᴇ.” Traditions of the Guard: » The White Thread - Each guardsman carries a short length of ivory or white thread sewn into their uniform. It is replaced upon promotion and removed if discipline is formally issued, serving as a quiet mark of standing rather than a public display. » Stripping of Ivory - Those found guilty of breaking the law, grave corruption or abuse of authority are publicly stripped of their ivory markings. This ritual removal is witnessed by fellow guards and recorded, and is considered a deeper shame than imprisonment or dismissal. The ivory markings worn upon their uniform serve as a reminder that the Guard must remain pure in purpose. ──────────────────────────────────── The Ivory Guard of Adria stands as a constant presence in Adrian life—unyielding, lawful, and enduring. Contact Ser Baudemund Euler to enlist! Special thanks to @Pallodiumfor the help with formatting <3

Please Gaja, I NEED THIS! My offhand is kinda bucklerless right now... https://tenor.com/tXUYMFFFhDo.gif Whilst there is more issues than just this when it comes to pvp on lotc, bringing back buckler would put the longbow/crossbow back into a more balanced state. There really isnt anything you can do when you get tagged 2-3 times by a longbow, you heal too slow and without the buckler thats just not fun to play against.

Baudemund Euler lowered the parchment with a slow shake of his head, a deep, stinging ache settling in his chest. He struggled to accept the loss of the man who had been more mentor than knight to him. With sorrow weighing down his voice, the squire murmured, “Do not fear, Ser Leif. You will be proud — I will not fail you. Rest well now.”

PIERCING BLOOD!

SLOW AND STEADY EULER NATION!!!!!!!

me.

"What a glorious battle!" Baudemund Euler praised. Riddled with small cuts and bruises, the man remained standing tall, throwing both hands into the sky as he shouted: "Ave Eulersburg, Ave Adria, Ave Idunia, Ave Tar-Zôrzagar!"