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Bromdor Goldhand would applaude loudly after Conan's speech. "AYEH AYEH!! YER ROIGHT! YER GUT MEH VOOTEH LADDEH!!!" He was more than pleased to hear al these amazing ideas!

Bromdor would walk over to Elly. "Ef yer makeh ah dress fer meu, oi will beh t'ereh. Er 'r meh merchsnt clot'es guud enuugh? Oi dinnaeh... Anehwayeh... Bromalena es reader tuh drink soomeh boozeh!" He'd laugh.

Have done that. Also added some more information about their length.

The Onkolithos BACKGROUND The Onkolithos are a rare species of cave dwelling monsters, found in the deepest part of any cave. They have been created by a mysterious mage long ago, with the purpose of defending his cave lair. When he died the Onkolithos had no master and started wandering around Almaris. Over time, the rocky monsters lost their need for a master. They lost their ability to think properly and became the beasts they are today. PHYSIOLIGY Onkolithos range from 3 to 6 metres tall. The body of an Onkolitho has the shape of a very large humanoid, seeming to be made from solid rock, though this isn’t the case. The monster has a thick layer of stone covering most of his body, making it nearly impossible to kill using a sword or arrows. Underneath this natural armor the Onkolitho has a body of normal flesh. It’s bones are made of very strong stone, seemingly almost as strong as iron. At the points where it bends it’s arms, legs and neck it doesn’t have any stone protection. This is clearly visible. It’s skin looks like the skin of a dark dwarf. Black like coal. With a precise strike in any of these spots one is able to slay the beast with fair ease. It’s head seems like a normal boulder with some holes in it. The Onkolitho breathes air and so can be suffocated. It cannot hear, neither can it smell. It also cannot talk, though it can make low grumbling noises, somewhat resembling the sound of rocks falling down from the ceiling of the cave it resides in. It uses this ability to confuse and scare his opponents. It has great strength, easily able to crush iron and stone using his bare hands. It does not have the ability to use weapons or any other sort of tool and armor. The Onkolithos do not and cannot reproduce. That is why there only is a limited amount of them around the lands of Almaris. They normally aren’t aggressive, though when they detect an intruder in their territory the can be very aggressive and quick to attack. It doesn’t know of any strategy in fighting, and uses brute force to kill his opponents. It doesn’t understand any language since it can’t hear. An Onkolitho has to eat and drink. It drinks water and eats any kind of cave dwelling animals or plants. It has the ability to roll up to look like a normal boulder, and when doing so it goes into a state of hibernation, requiring very little food and water. It can stay in such a state for up to 5 years. They are surprisingly agile, though not very fast, being as fast as a walking descendant when running. They are as smart as a dog. HABITAT The Onkolithos live in the deepest parts of any cave and cavern, where they pick a dry spot to settle down. They are very protective of their homes. They do not need any form of comfort and due to this their homes are no more than a small system of caves big enough to fit all of them. ABILITIES An Onkolithos can easily crush iron with his hands. It is very strong, being able to lift large rocks and other heavy materials. In combat, it mostly uses his hands and fists. Against smaller opponents it uses his feet to stomp down on them. Against larger opponents it can use his head to ram into them. REDLINES - Onkolithos cannot be tamed or be trained to fight or work in any way. - The Onkolithos are player event creatures. - The rock on their skin has all the properties of normal stone and cannot be harvested. - When eaten, the flesh of an Onkolitho makes the consumer nauseous. It does not have any other effects and isn’t very saturating. - Onkolithos can roll up to look like an ordinary boulder. They can stay in this state of hibernation for up to 5 years, not requiring any food or water. - Onkolithos cannot reproduce in any way. - An Onkolitho can roll up to the shape of a ball, being able to roll downhill at a fast pace. It is very vulnerable to attacks while doing so. PURPOSE [OOC] I mainly made this creature to use for an event line that I’m hosting soon. I think it adds a much needed cave-based adversary for player events, and I think it’ll add a nice flair to large cave systems. CITATION SPOILER https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Galeb_duhr

Nice! Epic art!

Bromdor Goldhand would smile. "AH! Et hab been wayeh tuh luun' senceh t'ereh hab been ah propah feast. Oi Luuk fuurwurd tuh et eh!" He'd start preparing wares to sell at the market, a great smile on his face while doing so.

Aahhh so sad..... :'(

CHEESE? UR MOM? MY CROWNS? MORE CHEESE? MY VIP?

THE OPEN AUCTION --- --- The stone halls of Urguan have not seen gold for to long. It has been hard for dwarves to get their hands on everyday items like wood and stone. This has to change. This is the reason that Bromdor Goldhand is organizing an auction, with the intentions of bringing more gold into the pockets of Urguani citizens and spreading dwarven wares all over Almaris. Anyone is welcome to sell and buy wares. --- This auction will happen more often, so prepare for next time! [oocly: It's at thursday 15 december 2022, 1pm EST.] Signed: Bromdor Goldhand

"AARRUUHHHHHHHH!!!!" Bromdor laughs and smiles. A new age has arrived, and he's going to be part of it.

No questions, just got something to say. Garedyn is the most based persona there is (after Dhaen ofcourse). He's just funny, nice and overall good. Good backstory, good details, good everything. You are the most based player ever (after Dhaen ofcourse). You just put in so much work for everything. For the workforce, the navy, the clergy, ST, the kingdom, the wellbeing of other people, the wellbeing of other characters, helping people... I could go on. Thanks a lot. I've said it before and I'll say it again: without you we would be nowhere. I mean that. Thanks, and congrats on the milestone. ❤️👏

Bromdor would smile lightly. "Fank yer fer yer werk lad... Et's ben ah blast werkin' wif yer. Oi 'opeh t'ae next pick will beh just as guud, t'uugh et'll beh 'ard tuh top yer."

NEW GOLD ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "Oi will lead t'is clan entuh t'ae best ef toimehs, 'n oi am willin' tuh giveh meh loifeh, 'n even mah minah, fer et." -Bromdor Goldhand Bromdor was but a wee lad when he first joined the elder clan of Goldhand. He had been a traveller for longer than he could remember, and wasn't thinking of giving this lifestyle up. But then, he met a clanfather. A businessman. The wisest person he had ever met. Conan Goldhand, then clanfather of the Goldhands. Bromdor fell in love with Conan's daughter, and married her the same stone year. Bromdor joined the Goldhand clan through marriage, but this didn't stop him from being as loyal as possible. He always tried to do as Conan expected, and always tried to bring more gold into the clan's vault. Years upon years of tireless merchanting and trading followed, making Bromdor and the Goldhand clan wealthier than ever. He learned many skills whilst being among fellow dwed, and he had come to appriciate them, even love them. His home was under the mountain. But now, it is time for him to raise to higher grounds, more business opertunities and endless piles of oh so precious mina... Bromdor Goldhand, Clanfather of the elder clan of Goldhand, hereby follows in the footsteps of Conan Goldhand, his master, his father. He will do his best to make the Goldhand clan the greatest of all the clans of Urguan. The vault of the Goldhands will overflow, and business will be greater than ever! Bromdor will gladly accept any new members to the Goldhand clan, if they are blooming or potential business men and women. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ NARVOK OZ CONAN, NARVOK OZ GOLDHAND! Signed, Bromdor Goldhand, proud clanfather of clan Goldhand. [PJ, I really want to thank you for this opportunity and everything you've done for me. Take care, and see you later.]

Oocly response this time. Thanks Royal! Really appriciate it, and also appriciate all the work you've put in for the navy!

Bromdor started smithing, singing dwarven sea shanties.