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  1. Расцветали яблони и груши, Поплыли туманы над рекой.

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    2. Peter Chivay

      Peter Chivay

      google translate is a hell of a program

    3. Agnub

      Agnub

      BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS KATYUSHA!

    4. Temp

      Temp

      No. Take your fruits elsewhere.

  2. It's okay, Airport Braxis. Not everybody can have flights that arrive on time.

    1. Lym

      Lym

      I blame snow chaos in Europe.

  3. "Emma Watson denies 'Fifty Shades of Grey' casting reports." Damn.

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    2. Lord_Sauron_

      Lord_Sauron_

      ...there goes all the hopes of Imgur.

    3. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      ...rated NC-17. DAMMIT! DAMMIT DAMMIT!

    4. Lord_Sauron_

      Lord_Sauron_

      The internet will be there for you, Dr. Dovahkiin. It always delivers.

  4. Who's the dummkopf that's going around saying Oren wants to genocide the Elves and kill the High Council? Oren wants none of that and people that think so are either gullible beyond measure or just trying to cause trouble.

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    2. Salamandra

      Salamandra

      Kill all da elves.

    3. Agnub

      Agnub

      Last I checked the server is down so I cannot master butt pinching yet.

    4. IrishPerson

      IrishPerson

      What Jex said.

  5. Sometimes when the server is feeling sad I just remember that we don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.

    1. Nicodemus

      Nicodemus

      2 words could solve this whole problem: Bob Ross

    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      Very mature, very smart, very wise. Hail Higtower :P

  6. King James off to save the day from slavers and tax evaders!

    1. Enyahs V.

      Enyahs V.

      I took care of it OOCly but perhaps we coudl make a small event out of this tomorrow when AMK and nintendo are both online.

    2. Agnub

      Agnub

      That'd be nice as we're currently staying the dwarf capital until tomorrow when we can go out and look for them or something.

  7. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

  8. Mmm, last cup of hot chocolate for the winter.

  9. Just needing one more reputation point for 300. I suppose I could always make an "Oren Stinks" thread and get lots.

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    2. Avacyn

      Avacyn

      you sir are a comedic genius

    3. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      *randomly +1 something*

    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      HUZZAH! 300!

  10. Get your food at Dawn's Bakery in Salvus!

    1. Agent Miller

      Agent Miller

      Challenge considered...

  11. How the hell did I produce a flat chested daughter...
  12. Salvus getting raided by halflings. Brilliant!

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    2. Tegrof

      Tegrof

      Sounds hilarious :P

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Not when you see the bodies.

    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      Oh the humanity! I couldn't decide whether to laugh or hit them with my cane.

  13. My thoughts and prayers are with the family of Silvio Berlusconi. Hope he wins the election.

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    2. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      You must be praying for about 600 people with all the illegitimate children he has had.

    3. Esterlen

      Esterlen

      Down with Monti!

    4. TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      That was a sweet burn ebs very nice.

  14. Character Name: Garth Horen-Hightower Nicknames: N/A Age: 24 Gender: Male Race: Pureblood Human. Status: Alive and well. Description Height: 6'0" Weight: 190lbs Body Type: Muscular and well-rounded. Eyes: Signature Hightower green eyes. Hair: Dark brown; kept neatly short and styled. Skin: Slightly tanned. Markings/Tattoos: Lorraine cross shaped birthmark on left shoulder. Health: Healthy. Personality: Reserved in most situations but gregarious when conducting business or attending parties, Garth is something of an anomaly within the usually conceited and arrogant Hightowers. He does not share his father's Machiavellian views of the world and generally is quite forgiving of peoples mistakes. Garth sometimes finds it difficult to balance the expectations that come with being an Imperial Prince and a youthful male with his own desires and dreams. He follows the Code of Chivalry as much as prudence allows. Garth is fascinated by anything having to do with cooking or music. He is also extremely loyal to his friends. Life Style Alignment*: Lawful Evil. Deity*: The Creator. Religion: Church of Oren. Alliance/Nation/Home: Oren; Salvus. Job/Class: Royalty Title(s): Imperial Prince Profession(s): Knight Special Skill(s): Diplomatically proficient; military tactics Flaw(s): Doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut. Magic Current Status: N/A Arch-type: N/A Sub-Type: N/A Rank: N/A Weakness(es): N/A Strength(s): N/A Current Spell(s): N/A Weaponry Fighting Style: Fencing Trained Weapon: Sword Favored Weapon: Sword Archery: Tournament shooting and hunting. Biography Parents: Imperial King James Horen-Hightower; Princess Mary Horen. Siblings: Full: Lancel Hightower; Half: Damien, Taera, Lynesse, James, Gabriel. Children: None known. Extended Family: Emperor Godfrey; Prince Horen; Artorus Hightower-Elendil; Benedict Hightower; High King Aislin Hightower; Phoenix King Ezekiel Tarus; Arch-Mage Everard Hightower, Lord High Chancellor and High Priest of Oren. Pet(s): None. History tba Artwork
  15. Some guy is watching Game of Thrones in the lounge I'm relaxing in at uni. Just hearing Tywin's voice is music to my ears.

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    2. Agnub

      Agnub

      Especially when there are upper-class elderly ladies sitting on the couch behind him...

    3. CloakandDagger

      CloakandDagger

      Shush you those ladies are watching prime time quality entertainment.

    4. Lym

      Lym

      House Hightower 3.0

      Let's reform, mate! :D

      House Hightower-Lennister shall rule! :3

  16. 0/10. (Mostly for not playing League when needed -_-)
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    2. Avacyn

      Avacyn

      if you read on you'll learn that nobody was actually "molested" in the sexual sense :P

    3. BananaToYou

      BananaToYou

      He didn't see that coming.

    4. gingernut97
  17. The Pope resigned... wat?

    1. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      He's obviously quit so he can play the Emperor in the new Star Wars films.

    2. comanderbly^

      comanderbly^

      He resigned due to health issues.

    3. Ever

      Ever

      "chosen by god" but still able to resign.

      RELIGIIIIIIIIIION.

  18. "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" "I do bite my thumb, sir." S**t gonna go doww.

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    2. Danny

      Danny

      How quaint

    3. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      Thou beslubbering, beef-headed barnacle.

    4. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      I find this utterly disappointing of thou.

  19. That feeling when you have time between classes to get food but it's too late for breakfast and too early for lunch. ;_;

    1. Caln McHarnish/porkchopp2

      Caln McHarnish/porkchopp2

      Literally just had that feeling. Weird

    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      What about second breakfast?

    3. TheRoyalOnion(Aris)
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