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Agnub

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  1. Dead Elven High Commander, tea party with world leaders, tourney with Oren military, bunga in palace baths. Welcome to Salvus, my friends.

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    2. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      ERMAHGERD HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO US!?

    3. MediocreGamer

      MediocreGamer

      I'm sure he'll receive conjugal visits,.. so the bungas shall live on!

    4. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Those poor inmates...forced to live with Berlusconi constantly trying to hit on them :3

  2. As King of Salvus, I hereby dub Joe Biden as Sir Laughs-a-Lot, Baron of Not Taking America's Problems Seriously.

    1. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      He also pissed me off with a JFK slander.

    2. LaCabra (Soda)
    3. Scipp3r

      Scipp3r

      All hail his majesty on bestowing this proper title to this political clown!

  3. Last time I wear armor when fast travelling. http://i.imgur.com/SeOzR.jpg

  4. I've always though of lightning as an undead specific ability. Should this lore get accepted don't be surprised if anybody found using lightning is hanged or burned at the stake for undead worship (at least in my nations).
  5. Well, guess I have an excuse not to pay the guards now.

  6. Name: James Hightower Age: Pretty fecking old Nation of Allegiance during Aegis (Multiple are accepted): Oren City of main Aegis Residence: Al'khazar Positions held in society in either land: King of Salvus, Crown Prince of Renatus Why ye wish to join th' guild: Because Haelphon runs it and he owns me ale.
  7. Send him to a brothel then for his birthday.

  8. I think laughing at poor peasants is now my favorite past-time.

    1. SteelTemplar
    2. Braxis

      Braxis

      The Lord of Bunga has gifted us with his presance once more!

    3. Scipp3r

      Scipp3r

      The rent is too damn high

  9. Dwarves not being able to large scale PvP on an RP server for a month met with anger and grumpiness. I bet their lives are devastated now...

    1. Skippy

      Skippy

      I'LL KILL YOU BRO.

  10. When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.

  11. You guys wanna hear a joke? Dwarven honor.

    1. Cracker
    2. Luchian

      Luchian

      Even joke funnier? supporting genocide

    3. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      These jokes are getting less and less funny ..:<

  12. Only a 4 star user rating? Obvious website left-wing liberal bias against my libertarian views.

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    2. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      I give...2 stars, my reason you ask? So that now you have 12 stars, 12 is my favorite number XD.

    3. Haelphon
    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      It's now down to 3. WAI FORUMS WAI?!

  13. Arena tournament at 3PM PST in Solace! Be there or be a bear.

  14. I, for one, applaud the Gobo's choice in deity.

    1. Luchian

      Luchian

      * prays to the holy hightower

    2. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      I'm married to him.

      Does this help me?

  15. In happier news, 5 more days till Shark Week!

    1. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      FREYA WAS A SHARK ONCE...

    2. danic

      danic

      SHAAARRRRKKK WWEEEEKKKK!!!

  16. Good luck Curiosity! Go find us that Prothean beacon so we can get FTL drives and giant tuning fork hyperspace makers.

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    2. Agnub

      Agnub

      Successful landing, F-CK YEAH NASA!

    3. Neri

      Neri

      You just want them to find sexy alien girls. I know you too well, Hightower.

    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      Discovery of a planet of Asari would make my day.

  17. Just found out that Dawnguard was released for PC. Damn you CK2 for taking up precious Dawnguard time!

    1. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      DawnGuard not relesed for PS3? *Forever alone*

    2. Redbaron™
    3. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      CKII... so fun. Dawnguard if fun too though.

  18. Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls! Gobshite!

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    2. Lym

      Lym

      You forgot his speedo suit. xD

    3. Braxis

      Braxis

      The Legendary Breeches of the North winds?

    4. Gwonam_Blaze
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