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The Lion

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  1. Put the phone on your butt, its a booty call.

    1. Ever

      Ever

      THANK YOU BASED GOD

    2. Quiet Kitten

      Quiet Kitten

      My brother makes lots of booty calls. Sometimes he receives them too.

    1. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      My face when I notice a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor.

    2. The Lion

      The Lion

      I had a similar situation happen this morning, but this lil piece was a lot more dank.

    3. Gwonam_Blaze

      Gwonam_Blaze

      This was everyone's reaction to TF2 becoming FTP.

  2. I feel like im meeting the president when joining TS.

  3. They cover up cover ups to cover us.

  4. Like Area 51 in this place.....

  5. Has anyone ever seen, "The Wire"?

  6. It's all in the game.

  7. Give his GM back.

    1. Mucky

      Mucky

      he Has it. Do /Modlist :3

    2. The Lion

      The Lion

      I was talking about Anore.

    3. Skippy

      Skippy

      No, you're talking about me. I know you are.

  8. To all those halflings playing Goonies in my castle, keep it up. Its awesome.

    1. Nug

      Nug

      I think that was me xD

  9. Just got struck by lightning 3 times in 10 minutes.

    1. Skippy

      Skippy

      Maybe you shouldn't walk outside in a thunderstorm.

  10. Pan flutes just bring out so much Legend of Zelda nostalgia.

    1. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      Panda APPROVES OF ZELDA SO MUCH... And pan flutes.

  11. Pan flutes just bring out so much Legend of Zelda nostalgia.

  12. Can someone on the VAT help me with my app, its my last chance and getting denied wouldn't be very shoobert.

  13. I share my birthday with so many others. I declare we get together and form a club.

    1. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      ^ seems legit.

  14. ((If you told me IC that before I accepted you than yes, but there is a few catches, an obsidian guard hold loyalty to the Lord Commander and the person they are in service of, they let no emotions or views take over when carrying out commands. I have a certain purpose for the 6 I choose, that I will let only them in on, I will try to get you under a dwarf leader though if I accept you.))
  15. ((6 spots left, a full history and additional details will be given upon acceptance, do not join if you wont honor the codes punishment of character kill off. I have kept this post short and simple as to not reveal classified information.)) An Introduction Citizens of Asulon, years my order has existed in secret aiding Asulon leaders from the shadows, after the death of Saint Samuel our former leader honored our code and "stepped down". I have now taken up leadership and moved to protect our kings and queens on a public scale, currently I protect Hochmeister Mirtok, king of Hanseti. I move to gain good reputation for my order and am looking to the public for the first time. If you are of a healthy age, un-infected, strong, willing, able, loyal, and good with a sword, please sign up. I would be preferred if you were a 20 year old human, with sword mastery and mastery in either, smithing, farming, cooking, lumber jacking, but everyone has a chance. I am only accepting 6 of you and will only accept 1 ax user, good luck. Form Name: Race: Age: Weapon of choice: Skills and talents: Would you rather work or guard: Are you loyal: Past experience: Black Code I shall not disobey my superior in anyway shape or form I shall never bear arms against my brothers and sisters unless ordered too I shall accept my role and do my job without question or hesitation I shall serve my superior be that Lord Commander or Nation Leader before myself I shall accept the punishment of my actions without a word I shall never insult, degrade, be rude, or hurt any other unless I am ordered to I shall serve the order until my duty is over be that tomorrow or the day I die I shall never play while im working I shall carry out my orders without delay By writing that code on your form you fully agree to each code and will suffer the punishment of breaking a code, which is death. If you are accepted you shall honor the code and get your rank, name, and duties. If you feel that the duties and codes of the Obsidian Guard is not for you, the Teutonic Order is recruiting. Upon acceptance you will be given our uniform and a special TAC mask variant.
  16. Out of Character MC name: Dokahn RP name: Lord Darius Axforth Race: Dark Elf Do you meet the basic Initiate requirements? Yes In Character I swear to abide by all the rules of Normandor and the Kingdom of Malinor. I swear to uphold the peace, justice and sanctity of the Elder Tree. I swear not to abuse my powers, to assist my brothers in arms and to conduct myself professionally. I swear to follow the chain of command and strive to prove myself to them. “As brothers in arms we strive to ensure the security and prosperity of our city. Harbingers of death to all who would oppose Her, paragons of justice to all who defy Her, protector of Her sanctity.” Signed: Lord Darius Axforth *The Sentinel asks you questions so he may ponder over your request to join the Guard, he beckons you to keep it brief* Question 1: What can you contribute to the Guard of Normandor? Invaluable information, a safe haven in the south, my ax Izla Da (which i am very skilled with ((100)), and my goshawk Gildiir who serves as my eyes and ears. Question 2: Armoured persons approach our gates, they are open. You don’t know why they are here. What do you do? Whistle for some back-up, ask to remove all hoods and helms, then names and business. Dispatch them accordingly (be that in a sack or send them on their way), lock up and man the gate. Question 3: Where do you wish to progress in the Guard? As a former Sentinel of Aegis I wish to work my way back to that title and then more. I want to become someone who can be sent in as a one man army to gather information and bodies and get out before anyone notices. My only condition as that I am able to work heavily undercover. Becoming an Auxillia ranger would be fine as well.
  17. To sustain our people, who else is going to feed us? Hunting is packs is the best way to hunt, don't want to get mauled by a mountain lion and left to die because you went alone, or bucked off a cliff by a in raged fully grown male ram. ((I know it will never work properly in minecraft but I just wanted to make a realistic tribe and live that way, but in minecraft everyone can sustain themselves so true RP never works, I want there to be building companies that you pay to build your home instead of you just doing it and all the jobs and trades people do in real life that others cant do. Not everyone should be a lumberjack-contractor-soldier-hunter-farmer, and I know some do play in a way where they do only one thing which is awesome its just not the "done" thing.))
  18. The Akatol A tribe headed by current Chief Ram King. Accepting new members : YES A brief history Under a large mountain formation named Rovik Rock a camp exists. Relatively small at the moment it slowly grows taking in other small camps and towns. This camp is home to the Akatol a tribe that welcomes free spirits, mercenaries, hunters, healers, you name it. This is all lead under The Ram King, current chief. It all exists because of him, because of his life long dream of leading a tribe based on the beliefs of his home tribe The Toltik. However it differs in its military views, for Ram King hopes never to be taken out like The Toltik and his home village. Instead he does all that is in his power to stay on top, be that marauding, killing, slaving, and razing. Culture Living in a gypsy like way The Akatol are somewhat nomadic, they will move if it is absolutely crucial to survival but try to stay in a permanent spot. They use tattoos and names as a sign of camp achievements and different hairstyles to signify different roles, such as a mohawk for hunters and warriors. The Aktols are master tent makers and are skilled in makeshift re-building of abandoned homes and forts. There is a strong belief in natural medicine among The Akatol and they are generally healthier than city folk. Hunts are held daily to keep them fed and after each hunt the hunter who got the most food is rewarded a higher share and after each week the most successful hunter is granted the largest tent. A shaman leads the spiritual side of the Akatol and can lead in whatever way he or she sees fit, the current belief is that everyone must meet their moment of truth. Titles Title - In Aktol - Currently in that position Chief - Kozik Akakin - Ram King Head Shaman - Kozik Keeya - Lead Hunter - Kozik Ka - Crouching Wolf Hunter - Ka - Raging Bull Gatherer - Sou Ka - Healer - Je - Shaman - Keeya - Builder - Leer Ka - Storyteller - Moussa - Watches over All Warriors - Brood Ka - Workers - Low Ka - I am always looking for all people to fill the titles, but most of all I need a Head Shaman and workers. To join fill out this quick app. MC name: RP name: Race: Gender: Age: Position looking to be: Why you should fill that position: Skills: After notes: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I shall review your application and welcome you into a position that I see fit, be that the one you applied for or one I set you up in. I will escort you to the camp once you've been accepted. I shall update this thread with all the current information. Hang around the camp for jobs. Good to note: In 2.0 we will still be based in Henseti and I will also make you a custom skin if you want to match the culture and environment. There is also a Teamspeak channel in the Henseti sub channels. Also adding constructive tips to improve this thread is always welcome.
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