Day t'ree,
After meh lil drunkin' fit last noight, ah reassure yah meh brot'ers, my quest fer strength still beh underway. Th' first t'in' t'at set in was th' 'unger. Ah t'ought ter meself, "Ah mus' foind ah way ter git food." 'untin' beh meh only option since growin' food takes too long 'nd ah beh nay good at fishin'.
T'ese forests beh dry and stale loike th' midnoight air. Nuttin' seems ter beh movin' around in its underbrush. Not ah track nor soign t'at anyt'in' beh livin' around 'ere. 'nd t'en, t'ere she was. Ah enourmus boar! Oh she was ah beauty t'at un. Ah began meh approach 'nd th' t'in' noticed meh roight away but she nay did nut'in'. Ah slowly got closer 'nd closer.. but th' bluddeh boar jus' stood t'ere. Ah got close enough ter touch it 'nd it jus' bolted ter ah cave nearby.
Ah ran after it in th' cave, feelin' th' 'unger t'at ate at meh soides, but th' t'in' ran down inter the dark, deep annals ov th' cavern. Ah 'ad ter beh careful in meh ol' age, un wron' step 'nd ahll beh fallin' inter meh grave. Ah placed meh footin' carefully as ter not mistep. Den ah remembahed t'at ah 'ad sum flint o' steel stashed away in meh bag. Loightin' ah torch in meh 'and ah culd see as far as foive feet, not ter mention th' moile down fissure t'rough t'e earth! Not seenin' th' boar anyw'ere, ah began ter make meh ascent out ov th' ground w'en ah tripped ovah sum mushrooms.
Ah sit 'ere, eatin' sum stew, t'inkin' ov w'at Decks beh tryin' ter show meh wit' t'at boar er w'at beh down t'at giant fissure. Met'inks ah mus' train meh body first, at least enough fer th' decent.