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  1. Mokrag exits the clan house, holding his mace Gutmalanek in his good arm, and a cigar in his rusty claw arm. Remnants of the undead battle nearly twenty years prior. Following his, is the behemoth, giant orc standing eleven foot high monstrosity, Ghazkull. He wielded his iron fist, and warhammer. And lastly, Zagstruk... They looked down at the Ugluks, knowing that at any moment they could attack. And an ambush coursty of the rest of the Braduks was only a sand rat away. He stayed he rat though, speaking. "Pawk. I'z dun gib ah skah whut lat finkz ta beh 'onezt. Iyf lat wuntz ta beh hiy agh miteh den zo beh id. Bud du nob drahg uz intu id. Bekoz ob our bruddahship, I'z am allow'n lat ta walk awey, agh i'z prupoze ah allaienze iyn wich we du our OWN fingz bud 'elp eachoddah owt iyn tikz ob diztrezz. Iyf dat aint gud enuff fah lat, agh lat dezydez latz wuntz ah klomp whu am weh ta led lat duwn."
  2. I have had countless broken bones, a few organ ruptures, god knows how many sports injuries and I have been dead for nearly a minute. Yet I am terrified of large dogs.

    1. Lvke

      Lvke

      I have had bad experiences with guard dogs...

    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Badass higgsyy is badass.

    3. leave me alone

      leave me alone

      Mate, you are all like. Invincible. I could shoot you in the head and your skull would turn bullet proof and shoot the bullet back at me and kill me.

  3. Mokrag, approaches with two orcs, Konzturk and Blitzkreeg on either side of him. Yub. Agh I'z luuk forwurd ta kik'n zum blak agh yelloh azz. He holds up a a old black and yellow loin cloth with the patter on a bull skull, something he wore long ago. It is lit alite and slowly burns.
  4. First game playing catcher today. We won 25-4

  5. At the camp, seemingly deserted the note lys on the ground. Pissed drenched and burnt, the only visable thing on the paper, is a drawn blue rhino head.
  6. A tan piece of paper, aged and worn out is pinned by a bone into the wood of the wall inside of the warcamp of the orcs. Written in blood, the note reads; Uglukz, I'z bak. MI haz herd abowt da rejuin bak intu da Ugluk klan, zo I'z am gonnah du id tu. Un dub kondizionz. Azh- Mai eldah ztatuz remainz Dub- Mai femely gedz treeted whid da rezpekt dey dezerve. Oddah wize I'z will kik da skah owt ob latz. The letter is not signed, only a raven with horns is stamped on the bottom [Translation] Ugluks, I'm back. I have heard about the rejoin back into the Ugluk clan, so I'm going to do it to. On two conditions. One- My elder status remains Two- My family gets treated with the respect they deserve. Otherwise I will kick the sh*t out of you's.
    1. Wavejammers

      Wavejammers

      Remember, it uses your search history to find adds that fits you.

    2. higgsyy
  7. If I remember correctly my warn was for calling a "player" a ****. I use the quotation marks because it wasnt a player it was merely just someone creating a new account to save themselves from a ban. Furthermore, I was not the one who typed that. Yes yes thats prime excuse, but if you look at the ban report in which I posted on that, you will see in two screen shots provided that the IP used for my account was shifty. In screen shot A, the IP for the account of the person on the end of getting banned, the IP of the false account and my IP are identical. And in screen shot B, my IP for regular use is completely different to the one in which it was on the forum post. Therefor, I believe the warning was un worthy. Screenshot A Screen shot B
  8. GRR I really want to bring Mokrag back. The only support on this is that there has been no actual confimation that hes dead only disapeared. GRRR

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    2. Lago

      Lago

      Them thinking he's dead doesn't make him dead. You have to permakill him to...um... permakill him.

    3. leave me alone

      leave me alone

      I'd say leave it until we are just about to leave Elysium, then just show up all like "I'm back b*tches"

    4. Lvke

      Lvke

      I agree to what James said. That'll be a big shock, and something exciting

  9. Im westham til I die, Im west ham til I die, I know I am Im sure I am Im west ham til I die.

  10. It does vary. Usually you'll go through 1-several rp rituals but it could take IRL days for others. And Braduks are extinct because they killed eachother.
  11. Will teh NPC plugin ever come back for donaters?

  12. Get into a fight with my brother at the gym. Best way to solve it? Make him his post workout shake. That, ladies and gentlemen, is kindness.

    1. ryno2

      ryno2

      -puts laxatives in it- NYEHEHE!

  13. After the death of Mokrag, the clan was in ruins. The Braduks had no chieftain, and a large portion of their members had been killed or disapeared. Grommash and Dura'kai had been killed. Buzetk, Bok, Bragar and Muzgah had gone missing. Now all that was left was the core family. Three orcs emerged for the rightful chieftain position. Zagstruk, Frak and Tungtor, the children of Mokrag engaged in a klomp to see who would take the place. Zagstruk was knocked out first, taking Tungtors hammer to his head. After seven hours, Tungtor and Frak both hit the ground. The clan remained chieftainless. Then, another challanger emerged. Ghazkull, with his own intentions challenged Frak and Tungtor in another klomp. Frak was gone first this time, his ribs broken by Ghazkulls steel fist. The klomp went for one day, then two, and on the third they were ordered to stop by Kita I, Mokrags mate. After the klomp had ended, Ghazkull stated that Pok had talked to him offering them armour and weapons if they joined the Ugluks again. The orcs were disgusted. But Ghaz was not going to give up so easily. The night before Mokrag disapeared, Ghazkull promised him that he would do anything in his power to allow the family to live and prosper. He offered a neutral comprimise. Clan Braduk would become a legitmate sub branch. They would officially be Ugluks, but still run their own selves in certain ways. Some orcs came around to this idea. Tungtor stated that they should remain as Braduks and Braduks alone, as he hated the Ugluks and blames Pok for his fathers death. After much discussion, Tungtor simply said that he would split the clan so he didnt have to face Ghazkull in a one on one klomp and dared the followers of Ghazkull to try and stop him. Clan Braduk was now split into two chapters. "Da blud talunz." Led by Tungtor, and "Da howlur durubz." Led by Ghazkull. Both sides wore coloured pieces of leather, symbolised their stance. They each had their own hideouts, but they were out in the open. No housings or encampments just open land and some beds. A small guerilla war insued, with attacks on single members taking place on both sides. It began to light a fuse. Larty wun eye, a neutral Goblin in the clan had scheduled a meeting where the chapters could come to an agreement. It was at the old territory, "Kudoz wyng". Both sides didnt expect the other to show, so it would become an inevitable clash. Tungtor rallied his side over the mountain near Brevias' fort, and Ghazkull back at the oasis. Tungtor stood infront of his orcs. They followed him like they followed his father. With honour and to the death. "Ukke. Larteh is gonnah be dere da hole dey so weh gonnah goh der foh ah hour agh den kom back. Azlong as we make da apearenze den idz gud. Deze urukz am femely. Dose whid oligz yoze dem as ah last resort. Agh iyf lat haz ta shuut aim foh da legz. Flat unly iyf lat haz tu. Doh dis fa Mokrag. Ghazkull wants ta rejuin da ZCUM who made hym flat. DU NUB LED DEM WIN!" The orcs stand up equipped and ready. "LETZ GOH" The blud talun chapter had arrived at the meeting ground and began to unequip after about an hour. The plan was to relax a bit then go back as they made their stance. The orcs of the howlur durubz took formations, as Ghazkull paced the front line. "Tungtor iz blynded bai anga. Mokrag wizhes woz for da klan tu prospah. Dat tik has passed. Our unly choize nuw iz ta juin da Ugluks, agh mabeh wen da tik iz rite avenge doze whu fel in da rebelion. Da tik haz kom! Foh Mokrag agh foh Braduk! If dey am dere den weh will bash dem agh tayke dere kolaz." Ghazkull waved his axe around and they began to march off. The orcs of Tungtor geared up to leave laughing and slandering Ghazkull and his orcs calling them weak and cowards. Through the trees however, Ghazkulls forces emerged. The blud talunz quickly sprung into action, gearing themselves up for combat. Some orders were shouted and the howlur durubz formed one big line. Tungtors orcs did the same. Each orc was prepared to fight, and Larty back away slowly before running. The sides The howlur durubz {Dark blue and white} Ghazkull [armed with the axe of Goregutz] Zagstruk [armed with a mace and circular bronze shield] Magmol [armed with spiked brass knuckles] Gromzlak [armed with bow and arrow and dagger] Kita II [armed with short sword and circular bronze shield] Shula [armed with a club] Surgitz [armed with a battle axe] Darax [armed with a battle axe and dagger] Valarof [armed with two swords] The blud talunz {Blue and Orange} Tungtor [armed with the shorthammer of Braduk and a short sword] Kita I [armed with two spears] Frak [armed with a broad sword and rectangular shield] Arez [armed with a battle axe and warhammer] Yaurg [armed with two machetes and a bow and arrow] Gish [armed with a sword and bow and arrow] Alpak [armed with chain with spear head on the end] Zlendzwarg [armed with an axe and bow and arrow] The orcs stood in their lines, and they each stared at eachother. There was utter silence. Ghazkull spoke to Gromzlak. "Covah mi, mez go'n iyn. nub foiyar'n." Ghazkull walked over and Tungtors orcs held their weapons up. Ghazkull came face to face with Tungtor. "Pud da weaponz duwn, agh klomp liek troo urukz." The silence continued, except this time Zlendzwarg readied an arrow and aimed pointblank at Ghazkulls head. "Git dat fing out ob mi faze befoh mi ram id ub latz azz." The silence continued. Ghazkull was fed up, and smacked the bow away, Tungtor then smacked Ghazkull in the jaw with his hammer and he stumbled back. The forces charged with Ghazkull and Tungtor fighting in the center. The first swing between them collided, the axe and hammer hit and shattered. Two legendary weapons of the clan could not match eachother. Ghazkull now defenceless swung punches at Tungtor, all landing flushly. Tungtor rolled back drawing his sword and stabbed Ghazkull in the quad. Tungtor was sent sprawling back recieveing a kick to the chest. Ghazkull spear tackled him. Yaurg charged ghazkull, slicing his hand off. Ghazkull roared ripping the machete away from her hand and cut her head off. Deaths were happening quickly. Kita I and Shula were fighting, it ended with Shula being stabbed in the throat with a spear. Arez smacked Kita I in the face with his warhammer, then decpaitated her. Zagstruk engaged with Frak, it ended with Zagstruk foot getting cut off. On the floor Zagstruk cut Frak in half via the groin up. with a stray sword. Ghazkull had lost sight of Tungtor and was just mauling the enemy. He turned to see his son, Darax get cut in half by Tungtor. "NUB!" Ghazkull charged over, knocking Tungtor down. He pinned him on the floor and snapped his neck. Zlendzwarg charged Ghazkull trying to avenge his father but his jaw was ripped off by Ghazkull and he bled out on the floor. Several arrows soured over and hit Ghazkull in the back and he fell foward not moving. The blackness faded as Ghazkull turned onto his back roaring as the arrows went deeper. He sat up to see the carnage. His family, layed mangled on the floor. He got up gripping the end of his arm where his hand should be. He saw Zagstruk, his nephew mourning over the body of his children. "KITA! KITA!" Zagstruk crawled along the floor, seeing his cubs dead. "GROM, GRO, GROMZLAK! MA-MOL, MAGMOL!" Ghazkull rushed to Zagstruk, falling to one knee but continuing. "Zagstruk, dis was ah terribul fing we dyd." Ghazkulls rage had worn off, and now that he thought about he realised he had slaughtered his family, and gone against the one orc he trusted the most. His best friend, his brother, Mokrags wishes before he died was for the family to survive. Thats what he lived for and now Ghazkull had taken it away. Ghazkull slung Zagstruks arm over his shoulder and helped him off, a few tears escaped his eye. ((And with this, clan Braduk has ended. It was a good run but it began to really fall apart near the end. Some members left for personal reasons, others were more tragic. But now, Ghazkull and Zagstruk are going to attempt to rejoin the Ugluk clan and I will be playing Ghazkulls cub. Hopefully everything gets sorted.)) List of the deceased Tungtor [Neck snapped] Frak [Vertically cut in half] Kita I [Decapitated] Shula [bled out after being stabbed in the throat] Darax [Horizontally cut in half] Kita II [Fatal stab to the heart] Gromzlak [skull caved in from a club beating] Magmol [stabbed to death] Arez [Died from an arrow to the head] Valarof [slashed across the chest and bled out] Alpak [bled out after losing her arms] Zlendzwarg [bled out after lower jaw was ripped off] Gish [Arrowed in the back and died from blood loss] Yaurg [Decapitated] Surgitz [Throat slit] -------------------------------------------------------------------- Mokrag [Lung cancer] DISCLAIMER: During recent events, specifically after the rebellion situation, there has been a lot of IC hate towards the Ugluks from our end. To avoid any confusion and just because Im too nice, I would like to say that there is no OOC bad blood from me or any one else in the extinct clan Braduk. RP is that. Just RP and it should not affect the way you view a person OOC as it has not us. If you found yourself offended or felt bullied during this time 1) That is not what was intended. 2) Sorry. Rulg.
  14. Name: Tungtor Nazwarg’Braduk Nicknames: Nazzaz Age: 39 Gender: Male Race: Uruk Status: Alive Description Height: 8ft’4 Weight: 265 pounds~11% body fat Body Type: Mesomorph- Naturally fit and gains muscle with ease. Hard to gain fat and has broad shoulders in comparison to hips. Eyes: Green Hair: Red. It is pulled out however. Skin: Light yellowish green. Markings/Tattoos: Scar on his eye from his first war, the first attack on Talerith. Health: Incredibly healthy physically. His aesthetics is top notch, but his mental state is troubling. The recent loss of his father, someone who had seemed to live for an eternity has damaged him. Personality: To most orcs, Tungtor is respectful and willing. However, he has a burning hatred for orcs of the clan Ugluk. This is because during the rebellions the Ugluks left the Braduks for dead, and in a state of no return. During this time, clan Braduks numbers dropped radically. Tungtor blames the Ugluk chieftain Pok for Mokrags death. He was brought up in the old ways and naturally despises the other races without exception. Tungtor doesn’t trust anyone. Inventory: Short hammer of Braduk Dagger of Goregutz Armour of Orgaturk Life Style Alignment*: Lawful evil Deity*: Krug, Braduk Religion: N/A Alliance/Nation/Home Braduk/War Uzg/Brevias’ Fort Job/Class: Tungtor is a main orc in the Braduk clan, and since it looks like his Uncle Ghazkull is going to betray the family and clan, Tungtor is most likely going to become the chieftain. Title(s): Battlemaster Special Skill(s): Incredible stamina Strong Fast Good vision Experienced and well trained in combat Flaw(s): Still grieving over the loss of his father Has too much anger built up to handle ADD Racist Naiive Weaponry Fighting Style: Brutish and quick. His strikes are formed due to his 16 years old training. Tungtor prefers more horizontal swings rather than stabs. Preferred Weapon: Axe Favored Weapon: Hammer Archery: Tungtor can fire a bow sufficiently, but he hates the idea of it and rarely does it. Biography Parents: Mokrag and Slaavesh Siblings: All of his siblings come from a different mother to his. Oldest brother-Frak Older brother-Zagstruk Younger sister-Alpak Children: Adopted son-Zlendzwarg Extended Family: Kita-step mother Ghazkull-Uncle Surgitz-Nephew Valorof-Cousin Darax-Cousin Arez-Nephew Yaurg-Niece Gish-Niece Gruhag-Adoptive nephew Pet(s): Torg-Pitbull History [WIP]
  15. Two of my original members, who I have known OOCly for years didnt want to rejoin Ugluks like I did. So, for reasons that wont be disclosed as of right now clan Braduk is still alive, though barely. And my mistake, we have six members but only three that are active.
  16. Braduks still exist but are in a state of weakness only having 3-4 members.
  17. Females Kita/Kita da virzt Alpak Yaurg Gish
  18. An app based in skyrim? Thats new

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    2. leave me alone

      leave me alone

      Sometimes I wish players could deny apps like this...

    3. Twilight Druid

      Twilight Druid

      Aron give me this plugin please :3

    4. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      Could I get that plugin too Aron?

      *mutters "too many 10 year olds who

      think its cool to say that when they

      get a bow...."*

  19. I was once told my voice sounds like a coffee machine. Curse my wog genes

  20. Not only is this a complete speckers idea, (spectacular idea) the place in the first screen shot was the original Braduk fort. It was built shabbily and before completion surrounded by pinkskin builds even after we had "claimed" that entire area. Therefor, that fort is already property of the War Uzg specifically clan Ugluk as all surviving Braduks have been relegated by Mokrag to clan Ugluk. Whatever the uzg wishes to do with it is none of my concern now.
  21. So would anybody consider playing an adult female orc on a regular basis? If your interested, Ill pm ya

    1. leave me alone

      leave me alone

      Have you ever played a non-orc character?

    2. higgsyy

      higgsyy

      Nope. Oh this one time for about a week.

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