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Hello chums welcome back to the war room. Today I want to share with you the enormity of the mountain that we have to climb. We did very well last year, we got two-hundred and fifty six mince pies. This year, it's just as important. At the general election, Labour managed to get two-hundred and eighty six mince pies. So in order for the Conservative Party to win, we're going to need a double digit lead in mince pies. It's about four'o'clock in the afternoon, it's when...