Valon (Yokey)

((That looked like fun)) Salm's bones rustle in his grave

Cool 9/10

You act like this only happens when cave exploring

The staff gave a free build map. And then we go in and build, and it starts to suck. The map is only bad because people made it bad. The people who dislike the map are some of the people who made it suck.

The problem isn't the map, the problem is the people in the map

http://i.imgur.com/OUCECu6.png jk this made me lol

Application: Skype Name: You have it you sly dog Hold/Faction: Fort Greymoor Banditos Starting Troop Count: 20 berserker bandito friends, 3 unmotivated prisoners, 14 resident bandtios (Total 37) Allegiance (Stormcloak or Empire): Our own nefarious purposes Give me an interesting fact about the Elder Scrolls Series (lore,glitches etc.) : The warhammer Volendrung was forged by Dwemer, and the leader of the Dwemer tribe threw the warhammer across Tamriel, landing in Hammerfell (Hence the name), which decided where the tribe would live.

Yokey is angry. He deserves mayor. A podium is setup and Yokey invites everyone. "Ivybend. The home of the halflings. Our home. In recent yea's we've seen much change. The halflin's need some'n ta protect their home. No matter where. A strong, inderpendernt leadah. And that thar is why I, Yokorneius Barbashi Fatroot, General in the War on Castle Von Halflingstine, bringer of the Harvest, drinker of booze, and incredibler gambleh, am hereby announcing my canditancity, er whatevah, fer mayor." The one homeless human that showed up claps. Yokey

I enjoyed playing a F.O.U.S (Feline of Unusual Size) quite a bit. I was never very active, but what I played was fun.

FTL, Super Meat Boy, Half-Life, Borderlands 2 Portal (2), Dungeons of Dredmor

Ah, yet another program without linux support. I really don't want to run it in wine.

1. Play a halfling 2. Drink a lot 3. Have fun 4. ??? 5. PROFIT And welcome.

Ah, yes yes. Also, as a member of the tech team, I'd like to say we've umm...upped our RAM ping by 350DDOS ms per server, and we've ummm....optimized the ah....yeah.

The Halfling Recruiting Thread! As most of you know, the halflings are not the most active race on LotC, and that's due to many reasons, including past reputation, coldness towards newcomers, and the lack of players. Well today, I'm going to help people figure out how to join the Halflings, which is the most fun race on LotC, because it not only allows you to do wacky things like wear pillow armor, build snow forts and start a snow war, and whack bigguns with shovels in a tantrum so cute it's harmless. Let's get started Step 1: Get a family Many families in the Halflings are one person. But the easiest way to join the halflings is by joining a family. Currently, there are a few families looking for members. The Fatroots - Contact Yokey Fatroot IGN: valon487 (Me) [The Fatroots are all gingers] The Dudleys - Contact IGN: Nalatac_Aicneta The Willowswamps - Contact Fumble or Rich IGNs: ryanheff74 (Fumble), uracow (Richard) Otherwise, you could show up as a new family, but the entry process may take a while, and a family is the surefire way to get in fast. Step 2: Get a skin Basically, when you're skinning, you make a peasant, remove the shoes, color hair accordingly, ???, PROFIT!!!! Step 3: Get a burrow This process varies, but if you're in an established family, you can use theirs. Talk to MegaEpicmoose, MushyNinja, or uracow for burrows Step 4: Get in the skype chat Anyone can add you to the skype chat, we just need your username Step 5: BE ACTIVE!!!!! This is a big one, and also something the current active halflings are improving. So if you join, be sure to get on! Step 6: Have fun The most important part of being a halfling is having fun! Taking a break from that pesky combat RP and that annoying hardass character stuff and just relax, smoke, drink, and be merry!