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  1. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
    Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my Activities?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterwards it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The funding of neoNazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII ?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa ? 
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and go to sleep?
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Encouraging and supporting the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villages by Israel ?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya? 
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture and silverware when Bill left Office?"
    Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

    1. Kralek

      Kralek

      He isn't the lesser evil. He is the GREATER GOOD!

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  2. A new dwarf?, looking for a clan to join well come join the Ireheart clan just apply here and we can speak more in rp

  3. Anti-gun control americans. Why?

    1. Kralek

      Kralek

      Because they are my rights. It has become part of our culture, no matter how stupid that may sound. In my opinion and from what I have gathered looking into the matter, stricter laws on gun availability should be amped up along with the access to buy a gun. People should have to take long, meaningful classes on gun safety before getting a permit.

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  4. Hey, who'a the GM who banned my account? I had changed it to Ironminer27, but it's me!!!! How am I an alt!!!??? I talked to cappy about the same thing and we cleared it up, like more than a year ago. geez.

    1. Kralek

      Kralek

      Yea, I had the same issue last time I was banned as I explained to cappy. I cleared it up with him though, as I explained in my appeal.

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  5. Hey there! Looking for a Dwarven Clan? Want a little spice in your potential new dwarf? Join the Doomforged! https://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/126338-the-doomforged/

  6. "We are the great rebels, and our king is the only king."Steals bread one day later.

    1. Kralek

      Kralek

      Who stole it?

  7. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NEW SKYPE CHAT DWARVES!

  8. Who pugsied?

    1. Kralek

      Kralek

      Honestly, m8, you had to take it this low. GG. I congratulate you on your victory.

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  9. Who pugsied?

    1. Kralek

      Kralek

      Wasn't even pugsy lol. It was Skippy's war tactics.

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  10. drfate, what is your opinion on the dwarf civil war? and do you think Oren should have one?

    1. Kralek

      Kralek

      Already dead lol. My whole side was banned by I_am_Ricky.

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  11. When can we join the server again? Any definite time?

  12. Whats the teamspeak for this server?

    1. Kralek

      Kralek

      We're supposed to be bringing everyone back to lotc ts. Geez Lima. Such a spoiler.

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  13. Which order is more like Jedi, Clerics or Druids?

  14. Hit me up if you want some help with an event.

  15. Happy Fourth to all true freedom loving conservative americans! All the commie liberal hipsters and foreigners can get the hell out!

  16. Menarra supposed to be removed by admin, takes the last minute to remove the one who speaks out against his moronic behaviour.

  17. How do you prevent a horse from being stolen :-/

    1. Kralek

      Kralek

      Put it in a safe that is guarded by lazer beams.

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  18. I've almost had it with this war. Too much **** going down.

    1. Kralek

      Kralek

      You haven't been in the dwarf/orc war then, lol.

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  19. Hear ye, hear ye! Get yer current Haelun'or election results here! Hear ye, hear ye! http://tinyurl.com/lnvgsfg

    1. Kralek

      Kralek

      Gonna be quite honest. One of the ugliest and most confusing tallies of an election I have ever seen.

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