"Ah woul' if yeh wanted teh actualleh change. Evereh'un o' yeh act loike t'ats w'ot yeh wan' an' fer teh kingdom teh beh betteh, bu' t'ats nay w'ot 'appens 'er w'ot yeh tryin' fer. Ah tried fer yers teh betteh teh kingdom, bu' ah w'os met with stiff resistance by teh corrupt lords an' teh weak king w'o allowed teh T'anes teh walk oveh 'im. Ah offered my services to teh kingdom, bu' t'en ah gave up afteh i' abandoned meh an' i's people. Countless attempts teh remove meh from poweh an' teh arres' meh jus' fer teh gree' o' othehs. Ah w'os 'un o' few w'o actualleh wanted change an' w'os readeh teh act fer i', but all othehs loike moinded were craven an' useless teh meh fer i'. Ah realoized i's ah los' cause an' nay wortheh workin' fer since it'll neveh change. Yeh all hoide roight back inter yer shells soon as ah little bit o' change begins teh 'appen. So dun' talk teh meh 'bout fixin' t'ings. Ah alreadeh tried an' yeh dunnae wan' meh 'elp."
"An' 'bout teh phrase. I's w'ot yeh ar' an' t'ere nay 'oidin' i'. Yeh all ar' angreh fer people usin' i' cause yeh know i's w'ot yeh ar' an' yeh dunnae wan' teh admit i'. Instead of tryin' teh stop people from usin' i', 'ow 'bout fixin' yer image so people stop callin' i'. Until t'en, yer all ah fawkin' circle jerk."