Charles Philip Horen stands by himself in a corner speaking
"We are losing, Felsen. For too long have we lost. Our previous mayor, he's done an awful job, an awful job. He doesn't know what he is doing. My opponents, if there are any, are low energy. So low energy, they look like they are asleep. Do we want that for mayor of Felsen? No we do not want that. Now, me, I am a winner, I know how to win. Trust me on this folks, I know how to win. That's all I've done my entire life, is win.
When I was a young kid, you know what happened? My father gave me a small loan of land, basically an entire viscounty and 5000 minas. A small loan, guys. Now, now I am rich and I still own that land and more! I worked hard and I won and I will do the same for you, the hard working Felsenites of the middle and lower class. I am great at it. The best. No one is better. My opponent, they are endorsed by the nobility, they take bribes from the rich merchants who support their interests! When I am mayor I will look after the little guy. Small businesses will boom! They will be huge! We will be rich again, folks.
The dwarves, they've been coming over here. The elves, they have been coming over here, illegally. Illegally, folks. They take our jobs, they take our homes, they take our money. And nothing is done about it! I'll tell you what I will do if I am elected mayor of Felsen! I will build another wall around Felsen. One even larger than the one we have now that will keep the criminal dwarves and elves out of our land. In that wall will be a huge, shining door that will be open to everyone that wants to come here legally, legally folks. Because I love legal immigrants.
We need to bring mercantile back to Felsen, folks. We've allowed these other peoples to come in and take away our labor, take away our jobs, take away our businesses. They move out of Felsen because it is cheaper folks! These big businesses and lords all bought my opponent with their millions of minas! We need to stop this. No more unfair trade and merchanting to those outside of Felsen. I will make sure we have fair trade, folks. fair trade. We will negotiate, because let me tell you, I am a great negotiator, I have negotiated so many fantastic deals, I am a great negotiator, and we will negotiate fair deals, folks. Fair trade.
We will make Felsen rich again.
We will make Felsen legal again
We will make Felsen great again!
Thank you."