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  1. "What a day, what a day." Nafis, the Vandalore mumbles, shaking his head as his arm is wrapped up in Ard Ghorrock's clinic by one of the medics. He had taken a tumble when charged at by the enemy cavalrymen but for the most part was fine from the battle. So were most of the Vanders among him. Each one was busy organizing their loot and filling their chests with the minas earned. A fortunate day - for there was a wedding today. "Could you get me my fine clothes?" Nafis asks one of his comrades. "I want my wife to know I can dress well on the occasion." He takes totes of the cactus green smoke from his pipe. "Contract Cancelled" The contract made with Grand Prince Aelthir Tundrak has been cancelled at the advise of the Vander Council due to it conflicting with the last section of the "Code of Conduct." "No contracts can be made with degeneracy. If they are made, consider them null and non-binding" Those under Grand Prince Aelthir Tundrak and the Princedom of Fenn are considered degeneracy. Therefore, the contract has been made null and payment confiscated. The Vandalore apologizes to those in Hallowvale Contracting and will ensure that contracts are not made with degeneracy in the future. the 2,000 minas shall be dispersed to all participants for the next contract. "Contract Completed" The contract made with Rex Kahn'Braduk has been fulfilled and Hallowvale Contracting has met its obligations. Vanders have participated in the recent open field battle against the Princedom of Fenn - fortunately a victorious one. Four stacks of Lapis Blocks have been added to Hallowvale Contracting's storage. "Contract Completed" A third party who wishes to remain anonymous has had their contract completed with Hallowvale Contracting and the latter has received 2,000 minas to support Red Kahn'Braduk's open field skirmish against the Princedom of Fenn. It is also settled in the contract that Hallowvale Contracting will not take future war contracts with the Grand Prince Aelthir Tundrak or Princedom of Fenn. A return letter is sent to Jan. "I believe you have us mistaken for some other people. We are not friends of Vander. We are Vander. But if you seek an outfit, I may speak with someone among our ranks. Should they accept, you will be contacted soon. -The Vandalore"
  2. That's a nice shady tale you have there. I wouldn't mind doing vampire slaying. I've done it on another role play medium back in the day and had a blast. See if someone can help you assimilate this with already existing lore.
  3. Never trust a man who goes by "Shady" on the internet.

    1. Anawkin

      Anawkin

      You seem pretty trustworthy

  4. "All applicants have been accepted. Please report to Ard Ghorrock immediately for further instruction and your first job."
  5. AM I BEAUTIFUL NOW MAMA????????????????

  6. Hallowvale Contracting “For Glory and Gold. For Family, Comrades and Country.” Hallowvale Contracting is a private military company owned by House Rovin located in the Realm of Hallowvale on the eastern border of the newly formed Königreich of Vandoria. These brave warriors have come together to offer their services to wealthy Lords and Kingdoms across Vailor as well as defend their home and Vandalore. History of Hallowvale Contracting Hallowvale Contracting was formed by Nafis of Al-Dirahk and his companions after the Ducal War. Ostracized from the civilian life they were once accustomed to before being drafted for the defense of Khalestine and receiving little to no international praise for their efforts, the men and women who would create the company decided to use the knowledge gained from war for their own personal gain. Heading to the eastern border of The Caliphate of Khalestine, Hallowvale Contracting made their home in the castle known as Ard Ghorrock which many of them had helped build during the Ducal War. Distraught with the state of his country after the war despite their victory, Nafis had plans of one day taking control of the nation with his company should the Caliph die. While traveling, Nafis discovered that his champion, Decimus, was a Rovin. The latter was unaware of his lineage so Nafis dedicated his time to grooming the Waldenian-Bolg for one day taking over the company built upon the Vander ideals the fallen Königreich of Aesterwald once held dear. Nafis sought retirement in order to raise his daughter and would pass on the company to Decimus who renamed himself Frederick Rovin II. Frederick Rovin, accompanied by his loyal men and women of Hallowvale, visited the Caliph Faiz Kharadeen with a proposition to make Khalestine great again. Having been a vassal of House Rovin before Aesterwald’s demise at the hands of blood magi, The Caliph accepted and a binding of stahl and sand was made. And Hallowvale Contracting was able to form the Königreich of Vandoria, a union of the Caliphate of Khalestine and the others realms all the way east to Hallowvale. Contract Work While Hallowvale Contracting’s purpose has been expanded upon since the company’s ascension to leading the Königreich of Vandoria, Frederick saw the importance of the company’s humble beginnings and decided to continue mercenary work in order to bring a flow of income to his comrades and the nation. ALL CONTRACTS MUST BE APPROVED BY THE VANDALORE BEFORE ACCEPTANCE. Soldiers for Hire Hallowvale Contracting offers trained soldiers to assist in conflicts. Contracts may be made per skirmish/battle or for the entirety of a war. Training Contracts regarding the training of bannermen or individuals can be made. Each session will have a set price agreed upon by contractor and Hallowvale Contracting and may include but are not limited to: Artillery warfare, sword play, group warfare, and listening/response drills. Business Investing Vanders in Hallowvale Contracting who seek coin through methods other than fighting may invest in businesses to help strengthen the economies of capitals and other cities. Engineering Contracts may be made with Hallowvale Contracting to help design castles, traps, contraptions and towns. Bounties Contracts may be taken against criminals or eldritch horrors plaguing the civilized. Vanders and up may take on these bounties alone or with other Vanders with the Vandalore’s approval. It’s highly advised that all members of Hallowvale Contracting seek out their own line of work. Be sure to get your contracts approved by the Vandalore prior. Code of Conduct The Code of Conduct is a set of rules that must be followed by members of Hallowvale Contracting. There’s varying degrees of punishment for each code broken. Repeated breaking of the Code of Conduct may lead to banishment or execution depending on the severity. “The act of banditry is forbidden in Hallowvale Contracting” “The Vandalore’s word if final so long as it does not conflict with the Code of Conduct” “Only the Vander Council may make amends to the Code of Conduct” “All contract agreements are final - there can be no changes or withdrawing from it” “Two contracts in Hallowvale Contracting may not conflict” “Contracts may not be taken against children or religious institutions dedicated to the Creator” “Vanders must refrain from degeneracy” "No contracts can be made with degeneracy. If they are made, consider them null and non-binding" The Vander Code The Vander Code has been used in various Orders and societies in order to maintain a sense of honor among those who adopted the Code. In Hallowvale Contracting, The Vander Code is what all contractors from the Vandalore to the Unoathed should strive to follow. “To serve the Vandalore in valour and faith” “To refrain from the wanton giving of offence” “To live by honour and for glory” “To obey those placed in authority” “To guard the honour of fellow Vanders” “To at all times to speak the truth” “To persevere to the end in any enterprise begun” “To never to refuse a challenge from an equal” “To never to turn the back upon a foe” The Chain of Command The Vandalore Decimus With the formation of Vandoria, the Vandalore is also the High Dictator of the Reich. The Vandalore is also the keeper of the Vander Code and it is his duty to pass on the teachings of the ideology to those within the company and across the Reich. The Vandalore has absolute authority in the company and is to be respected as such. The Vandalore’s Champion Adil the Eagle-Eyed The Vandalore’s Champion is the second in command of Hallowvale Contracting. His responsibility is to enforce the Vandalore’s word and lead the Vander Council. He is considered the next in line for Vandalore should the preceding Vandalore leave no other heir. In the absence of the Vandalore, it is the Vandalore’s Champion whose word becomes final. The Vander Council Nafis Yar, Vandalore Antiquus I Lexa Green Rodney Altman An informal gathering of oathed Vanders hand picked by the Vandalore, the Vander Council serves as advisors in Hallowvale Contracting. Typically they are veterans that have proven their loyalty to the cause and their fellow Vanders. The Vanders To be oathed a Vander is the goal of many in Hallowvale Contracting. Vanders have the ability to seek and make their own contracts with the Vandalore’s approval. Vanders abide strictly to the New Vander Code and serve as mentors to the unoathed. Vanders don the black cloak, showing that they are deemed true Vanders in the eyes of the Vander Council and the Vandalore. Each fully pledged member will receive a title describing them, and thus it is for life. They must refer to themselves as such in formal address The Unoathed Upon joining Hallowvale Contracting, one must serve as an unoathed until they are deemed ready by both their mentor and the Vander Council. Unoathed serve under a mentor who is at least a Vander and is taught the ways of a Vander and how they should conduct themselves properly. Unoathed are not allowed to make their own contracts and must work under the supervision of a Vander or higher. Any Unoathed, upon recommendation for oathing, must complete a set of trials testing their physical aptitude and knowledge of Vander culture. How to Join Hallowvale Contracting is now secular and the worship of the Creator is no longer required. It is still required that all applicants be physically and mentally capable for war with the will to learn a variety of trades if need be. DEGENERATES ARE NOT ALLOWED. Name (Leave IG name as well): Race: Gender: Skills: Do you meet the criteria to join Hallowvale Contracting?: Leave an address for a return letter of accepted: ((Also, please message me your skype privately as a way for OOC contact.))
  7. Runnin' this spot like a chinese sweatshop ;))))

  8. On some ol' gangsta gorilla ****.

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    1. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      Where the heck is that? o.o

    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      It's outside Cali. It was just the lag from a dc while I was farming.

  10. I hear the elves are the cause of the plague! BURN THE ELVES.

    1. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      Bread and Elves!

  11. God bless Gunnerdude. Realest homie.

    1. DISCOLIQUID

      DISCOLIQUID

      PM'd him right as he was banana'd

  12. "But my Caliph, a Qali ain't even 'bout this lifestyle!" TOTE TOTE TOTE. 

  13. BLOCK AS HOT AS DENNY PLATES!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111 yak yak yak

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  14. Legends never die. They just respawn at cloud temple.

    1. _mkkk_

      _mkkk_

      "Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself respawning at home" -MF

  15. Jack and Voron are smiling right about...-now.

    1. argonian

      argonian

      Saint Niccum smiles at the sun

    2. mmat

      mmat

      Mirtok Denerum and the mighty J.Black finally smile the sun's smile...

    3. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Smile the savoyard sun, boys.

  16. Nafis looks over the poster before paying particular attention to the third. "That evil lookin' one might try stabbin' folks that buy it. Allah bless the fucker that chooses IT."
  17. Brew the coffee smoke the cigar 1111

  18. Phaedrus free my ****** arctic, he's my pokemon. You're on some ******* team rocket **** smh https://gyazo.com/ee4245383bb7df05d0863094bb809997

    1. Arctic_Guard

      Arctic_Guard

      It's hot and stuffy in here :(

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