Balorien

*Balorien places his hand on his his face to hide his eyes and sighes*

*lets out an evil laugh*

*A sheet of paper is pinned on the notice board* "Welcome i' the Meadbelly Brewery!" The Meadbelly famil' secre' booze' tha' we mastre' fo' many generatio' will be ope' to ya! Th' Meadbellie' alway' brewe' fin' ale a' thei home, bu' soo fa the' ain' share' it wit' the res' of the communiti'. Unti' now! Fro' now o' our delciou' ale' will be serv' in th' taver'! Fo' no' we ca' serv' ya with th' followin': Sweet White Ale: The Pale Ale is impued wit' corn an' melo' slices to mak' i' even more betteh! Sourmouth: A specia' tpye of Ale tha' is distille' wit' lemons tha' give i' a sour bu' deiliciou' flavor! The "Brown Sheep": A ale infuse wit' rum, an' ginge', It's a stron' beverage ye' it is delightin'! Black Evening: "We tak' a "Brown Sheep" Infus' it wit' vodka, an' blackberrie' BEWARE! Afte' drinki' this ya migh' not even kno' who ya is! Red Ale: Regula' Pale Ale infus' with chilli pepers, I' ca' blow u' ya brain! "We hop' ya wi' enjoy ou' special booze' and don' be afrai' more wi' come later!" *Balorien Meadbelly*

[!] As Madeline thinks she starts hearing a strange voice in her head, the voice is saying... "IMPROPAHH WIL' NO' BE SHERIFF O' MAJOR!"

*places his hand to his forehead and sighes*

Race(Ye have ter be a halfling!): Halfling of course.. Who do you vote for Sheriff?: Eh... Jack Bundle maybe? Who do you vote for Elder?: Jack Bundle for sur'! How many whiskers does an Otter have?: 12 i think, i'm never tha' bore' to count it. Anything else to add?: ALL HAIL KNOX!

Race(Ye must be a halfling): I'm used to be a salad but no' I AM a halflin'! What are you running fer?(you can run for either sheriff or Elder): Sheriff o' course, Bein' Elder is a lo' of time, I migh' have no time to ge' drunk if i become it! Pumpkins or Melons?: Pumpkins of course! ALL HAIL KNOX! What are you going to do if ye are elected?: My first job will be to remov' those imprope' fucke' out of the village! an' make a beerbelly fo' every halflin! Any thing else to say?: IMROPAAAAHH, Damn thi' thin migh' be intrestin'! I'm gonn' ge a beer, oh m' i also wrote dow' this..... I shoul' also ge some vodka.

freebuild is something i dislike.. every new player will kinda build a castle forhimself there... we had the mother's breast tavern it was a nice thing before a city was built next to it....

Damn.. I thought this map worth a try.. I was wrong..

Halfling Pipe skin for stick. pleaaaseeee

A great +1 from me!

Land charter (cart) or Sea charter (boat): Bokolo (Cart? i guess) Island: (Tahn- Oren/Dwarves/Elves, Ceru - Sutica, Asul - Haria) Tahn Point A: (Name of city, settlement, capitall, etc.) Druidic Farm Island, Bryophite Collage Exact co-ordinates of Point A: XYZ: 1437.356 / 71.18750 / -2722.300 Point B: (Name of city, settlement, capitall, etc.) Druidic Farm Island on the roadside Exact co-ordinates of Point B: XYZ 1347.630 / 72.0000 = -2605.179 (The reason of this FT is that i don't wish to damage the farms)

*You see a poster hanging on a crate at the docks* "Aye, I'm Balorien, and I'm lookin for livin' rocks!, Ever noticed when breakin a stone and some weird worm attacked ya, well ya broke a livin rock! Bring me all of your livin rocks i pay a good price for em!"