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  1. [!] A hellish growl erupts from a pointy peak of a canyon in the desert, Kugar standing promptly on top of it, his right leg resting firmly on a rock as his right hand grasps the two handed blade's shaft in a tight choke, his vicious tusks grinding before he'd clench his left hand's fist, repeatedly slamming it on his bulked up chest before he'd let a loud and bellowing "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!" escape his weathered lips, the roar echoing through the Uzg.
  2. ((maybe he confused kreshal with your other kha's?))
  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7dBVxgKWTY Kraaho stomps forth to his blarg, as he'd proceed to reach out his right hand for the hilt of a brutish longsword, curling his fingers around the leather bindings wrapped around the said hilt, before giving a faint chuckle, suddenly bursting out laughing and wildly pacing out of the tent, resting the blade promptly on his right shoulder saying "Wub iz luv? Luv iz klomping furzunas!" he snickers quietly to himself.
  4. Whoop Whoop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jcojxeMibA
  5. "Next!" The recruiter calls out, readying his pen. The man behind you pushes you forth, what a grump. The recruiter sends out a volley of questions for you to answer! "Name?" The armored figure would give a small grunt, before licking his lips from under his brass plated helmet, the voice half garbled "Aepholis Celadithel..." "Age?" The tall man would blink lightly, lifting a few fingers as he'd start to count before replying "Fifty six." "Gender?" The figure itself gives a metallic chuckle under the plated helmet before replying "I am a male..." "Race?" He'd slowly proceed to pull off the helmet, lightly tilting his head to the side to flick the blonde locks out of his hair before replying "I am an elf." "Any past experience in combat or security work?" He'd think briefly before saying "Yes, I've served the Black Eagle Order..." "You agree to working for us loyally until you are either released from your contract or you have requested permission to leave?" The figure shrugs before answering "I agree completely."
  6. RIP my secret santa ;-(

  7. Merry Christmass to alll of you!

  8. It's my birthday! I feel old...

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    2. Detective

      Detective

      Happy birthday also. :3

    3. Mephistophelian

      Mephistophelian

      Have a good Escapevagina day!

    4. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      Alice, cease your banter

      Seth, thanks.

      SureLock, thanks.

      Hugo, what tha fawk?

  9. Sup with the server?

  10. I ah... hail, friend of Malinor

    1. Dry Crackers

      Dry Crackers

      I think the bandits killed him lol

    2. TavernLich
  11. Alright lads, gonna ban report everyone.

  12. Any artists out there that wanna do a trade? :D

  13. j4mes makes the best memes, top banter, 10/10

    1. Delrof

      Delrof

      My meme levels r high u c

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      Want to have a meme battle? Huh?! Are you insulting me or is this just banter!?

  14. Lark is bae, I lied to Heff, srry

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