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Generic someone, despite being told not to, signs.

Alex Faelan verbally wonders why the the voices in his head continue to refer to themselves so vaguely instead of growing a pair and owning up to the comments they're making.

It took me a while to realise how many of these have actually gone up... How many apologetic, faux-understanding official replies GMs and Admins have made... Only for no f****** changes to have been made. It's honestly abysmal.

I think I died for a second I laughed so hard.

Alex Faelan stands vigilantly at the gate, eyes peering, searching, for the cheeky gits who'll leave out their names from their thoughts.

Alex Faelan struggles to keep up with Edward Hearth & the dark haired man before deciding a little mulled wine might get him a little further. Which it does. He then thinks about all the poor 'someones' who find themselves opinionated, yet don't want to accredit themselves to their thoughts, as if thought is something to be ashamed of. "THINK FREELY," Alex yells to the voices in his head, the unnamed voices with potentially controversial opinions. ((srsly tho', if you don't want to name a character in your IC comments & it's not obvious who it is, please just don't comment...

Alex 'The Ancient' Faelan wonders why so many of the other readers decide to try to keep their anonymity whilst making remarks usually against the Felsen Watch mercenary guild. He then sighs this thought away before thinking about how many of the other poster readers will be reading HIS thoughts now! "Get out O' MY HEAD!" he yells at the other readers as he slowly stumbles back, though pausing as some ****** tears up the poster.

Alex "The Ancient" Faelan wonders why a High Elven boy is mocking a prospective knight. A knight with a sword. Who has been known to 'apprehend' those he dislikes. Alex then wonders how all you kids at home are reading his thoughts. Woah...

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"What's 'appen' to good, staunch Canonism nowadays, wha' with the Emp'rer kickin', wha's it called, de-wha's-it... Kickin' the Pontiff out o' bein' the Pontiff. Doesn' seem very pious to me!" states the old Alex Faelan, brave Canonist ((brave enough to use a real character instead of Mr Generica)) and devout gentleman.

You know the server's gone to s*** when people are passive aggressively judging each other through veiled comments about endorsed memes. Just get a ruler and compare already, we're bored of it.

It should be assumed that the 'lower' region owner has more control over the people in the sub-region than the 'higher' region owner, eg the baron over his barony comes before the duke above him, the King of the kingdom over the Emperor the kingdom is part of. This is basic autonomy. The rule seems to have it the wrong way round. Can't say I'm thrilled.

Dankest meme 2k16.

Alex 'The Ancient' Faelan thinks back to the good ol' days when the dead were unhappy because they were dead.

An almost ancient Alexander Faelan raises a bushy brow in the argument's direction. 'Curious,' he thinks, 'that wood elves and snow- wait, are they-- is that a real thing?' He spends the next half hour digressing about whether or not Snow Elves exist before continuing '- argue in front of a declaration of banishment from both sides to each other. Wait a minute... Where am I for this not to have become a genocide already?!' He then thinks, thinks really really hard about his more youthful days before hurling forth a pitiful cry of "Save the puppies," the Orenian warcry bellowed when he remembers marching on a Dwarven - or was it Snow Elven? - fortress.

Carrick leans back in his chair, admiring through the bay window the low low prices for farmland the Peaceful Kingdome of Lillile puts on to attract more yeomen to the lands as to propel the nation into its prosperous, trade based future.

brUGa was later wanted for murder having asked for grub in Felsen; after she was pounced upon, she beat a man to death with her sack of grub before caving in another's skull with her fists, before ultimately, her temporary death. Much cute, many wow.

Click For Image Seen above are the Orcs and their disgusting use of clearly conjured human / elvish bodies to try to infiltrate our respective nations. I hereby declare all use of the following prohibited within the effected nations as to reduce the likelihood of Orcish infiltration. Hairdye Bikinis If seen with either of these worn in public the penalty shall be an instant and remorseless loud blinking-at. For any complaints, please seek out anyone with any common sense. Thanks for your cooperation with this issue.

"But ye' don' deny worshipen' the dead Malin, as you hypocritically criticise th' Orcs? Or am I misunderstanden'?"

"As do the elves a dead King?" a travelling Carrick would ask after escaping the destruction of his home.

Da, too stronk, very powerful, da?

"AWAY WITH YOU, VILE BEGGAR!" would be yelled before Carrick scampers away to a tent to share with 2 others. 2 other families. Of 3 and 5 members.

I have nothing to offer you for it, but do one of Bruga with her tooth necklace on & her dumb grin etched across her face. Please? Haven't asked nicely in a while, jeez...

The thought of this awesome new Knight guild is giving me a bit of a rise, I have to admit.