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About WoodenApples

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    Coal Miner
  • Birthday 02/19/1999

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    North West, UK

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    George Staunton
  1. Hey guys it's ya boy Gole today imma suck, o wait i always do

  2. The Order of the Blazing Sun

    Andre smiles the sun's smile.
  3. [Denied] Violino's [Re-ET Actor] Application

    Please, for the good of the server +1
  4. [Denied]Chaw's GM Application Build 2.0

    the guy did a good job as gm before, so why not? +1
  5. [Accepted] Nazdus' Game Team Application v2

    ye, he's p good +1
  6. Masterpiece

  7. war rules clarification and suggestion

    ye, I like this +1
  8. The Road to Vsevograd [Warclaim]

    I would like a Skype group set up, however considering this is a rebellion, of a small county, we have the right to insta-siege the fortress. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what was going to happen during the coalition war when we took control of Ostwick, even though it was a huge ass fortress. On top of that, we won't be accepting allies. This is an internal rebellion, you are surrounded by the greyspine to your south and the duchy of Akovia to your north, and... we will not be accepting /any/ one day alts that is your region list, we're not prepared to fight oren/haense again as per usual, we're gona be sticking with realistic rp and only allowing those on the region list, who probably rp in metterdern, to help in the defence Keaton's region list -
  9. Raid rules simplified (Idea)

    I wasn't referring to what you said, more what others had said e.g. mj. Also, to get your other guys involved either a) rp, wow ikr rp on an rp server, or b) raid multiple settlements at once. I honestly find the current raid rules perfect, they allow rp'ers to rp and prevent huge ass raids that decimate rp hubs
  10. Raid rules simplified (Idea)

    Hate the law-less banditry proposition. It is law-less, and does any city really want to deal with 8 dunamis screamers who grind and practise pvp all day? On top of that, they've got grappling hooks so literally nowhere in a city is safe unless u live under a mountain like the dwarves. Also **** off with the "it'll make a active guard force! xdee" no it won't, it'll harm rp and the largest guard force in the world can't beat Dunamis screamers especially if they can bring 8 people to a fight lol
  11. If you vote Labour I will personally put you down

    1. WoodenApples


      shut it u fascist pig

  12. The United Front

    “Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.” -Frederick Staunton-Baden, addressing the Nation Leaders of Axios. An assembly of the Nation Leaders of Axios, Curonburg Palace Circa; 1609 The news came upon the men of Courland as a hot knife, seering the hearts and wills of all that it came to learn of it. The great Westward Kingdom had fallen, the undead scourge pouring into Bastion, the slaughter of the innocents there, and the fall of the Westerlands. As letters still came, with descriptions of the horror and merciless pillage of these lands, did the sky above Aleksandria become darkened from the sheer number of birds soaring across the warm summer air. Each bearing the same message, sealed in the same wax, and stamped with the Privy seal of King Joseph Staunton. Over the skies of the Citadel of Acael, Taliyna’maehr, Al’Khaleed, San’Torr, Linandria, the Rexdom, and Metz did the birds fly, while others passed through the tunnels of Kal’Omith. Each finding their way to the elven, dwarven, Orcish and human rulers, their message simple: “A call to arms, the undead have come” And with each bird sent, did a host of Men, Elves, and Dwarves come. Each bearing the letter destined for them, and each dressed in the splendid and fearsome regalia of war. The throne room filling ever more with each passing moment, until the very walls of the castle groaned under the sheer might of the regal attendance. Rising from his throne, the fine autumn green and midnight black of his robes dancing through the movement, did King Joseph Staunton face the magnificent assembly. His action bringing the assembled Royalty, Nobility, and Gentry of the realms to an idyllic quiet. Through this, did the young King speak, “Those who stand here before me, with the might and the will of the mighty Kingdoms of this world, hear my call. A threat has come unto our great Kingdoms, lands, peoples, and very children. The Undead have risen, their corrupt and foul presence being held back no longer! The Westerlands has fallen to this threat with Bastion claimed by these monsters, even as the defenders still breathed did the city come to an end. So hear me this day! Fakhri Kharadeen, Ikur Seregon, Arthur Horen, Aelthir Tundrak, Odo d’Amaury, Bastion Ireheart, Rex Gurak'Yar, Peter Sigismund, Tristin Tresery, I call on you and your noble vassals. Join with my family once more, to end this threat as we have done to the others.” And as the roar of approval swept through the air of Aleksandria, did the hammering of armour and sharpening of swords drown it out. The cleansing of the Westerlands had come. WARCLAIM Tier Chosen (This cannot be changed after the first warclaim is held): 1 Type of battle: Skirmish Date And Time: May 7th, Sunday 3pm EST, 8pm GMT Side A: The United Front Side B: The Scourge of Mordring + Allies Location and boundaries: Direct Area: Surrounding area of battlefield for reference to location: Terms of Victory Upon Victory For... Victory for the Attackers: All Mordring and allied forces are killed, flee the battlefield. Victory for the Defenders: All United front forces are killed or flee the battlefield REWARDS Offensive Victory: The United Front may go on to siege Bastion. Defensive Victory: The Scourge of Mordring may go on to siege a nearby location. Rules No status switching. All LoTC rules. No golden apples. No one day alts.
  13. change you're ******* profile picture 

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    2. Vege


      dead meme

    3. WoodenApples


      ur a ******* dead meme

    4. Pinochet


      not only a dead meme but a **** meme at that lol