As you meander about one of the many large cities of Vailor, your gaze happens upon a piece of colourful trash. Upon inspection, it turns out it is the highest quality of trash; a seedy novella, sporting a provocatively dressed Kharajyr barmaid and a mild, yet revolting sexual innuendo for a title. Should you keep it, it reads as follows…
Note from the author:
Following many years of writing, I have written many essays, thesis’, speeches and the like, all to appeal to the politically active and conscious people of the realm. In doing this, I have found little time for creative writing, and have failed to produce works that would be more attractive to the bored and the lazy. With this in mind, and desperate for money, I have decided to write another book.
It has still been years since I have found any true work, but I toil on. To think, that I used to run the capital of Oren as Lord Steward, the country's diplomacy as Archchancellor, write out the legal documents as her Privy Seal...
Without further ado, “The Lusty Kharajyr Maid”.
THE LUSTY KHARAJYR MAID, PART 2: IMPALED BY A LANCEFIELD
Written by P. Brock Hauss
It was a gorgeous day just a stone’s throw away from the Grand Palace of Skravia, a place with absolutely no trouble, strife, or unemployment. Oren had found itself on the receiving end of a beating from the Vanderguan Empire, leaving many disenfranchised nobles to flee to the serene Kingdom of Skravia, including the tall and dashing Oscar Lancefield. It was in his poor spirits, moping about the impossibly beautiful sights of Skravia that he looked eyes with the most beautiful sights; a lucky Kharajyr maid, Khat En’Heet. He stiffened up as a broad smile began to stretch across his face, his noble charm coming back at this moment’s notice...
“Hey.” He would say suddenly, flashing a look that was the epitome of suave and slick, “What are you doing out here?”
Khat En’Heet looked to the handsome noble lad, blushing intensely! “I am His Majesty’s favourite maid!” She would bumble in her attempt to reveal a peach from her basket, her hands slightly sticky from the day’s work. Oscar would continue his smiling before finally looking away with a playful shrug.
“Say, I like the look of your peaches, mind if I had one?” He would say tapping into his Savoyard heritage, the blood of his father, Drake Lancefield, making his smirk truly a Savoyard spectacle not seen since the Duke’s War..
“I don’t know…” She would say, bumbling again in nervousness as the young noble approached her. “King Rocco might be mad if a man tried handling his peaches!”
Oscar hum a happy tune, casually carrying on afterwards, “Nonsense, I’ll be gentle; you’ll hardly believe that anyone handled your sweet peaches!” His comment would slam her hard as she little out a yelp, reaching into the basket at the same time Oscar did!
“I’m sorry, but I’m interested in something other than holding your hand miss....” He would say, his smirk growing into the largest, most coy of smiles!
“I’m sorry!” She would say, giving all her peaches up to Oscar Lancefield, “I mean, I don’t know, I’m just so nervous when handsome men try getting my Skravian sweets…”
“I’m Oscar Lancefield.” He would say, looking into her eyes with a newfound intensity. “Perhaps I can lend you some sugar in return?”
“I’m Khat En’Heet.” She would say, stepping closer. “How about you give me some of that sugar right now big boy?” She would say, looking up to him with a smirk.
“If you insist...” He would say, reaching for her peaches.
Unbeknownst to either of them though, King ‘Hard’ Rocco watched on from afar, gripping the pole Khat En’Heet had polished not so long ago. He plotted his revenge, calling on his most trusted of bad boy vassals, Gawain Briarwood...
To be continued...