Desu Vult

I've awakened from my two year slumber to tell the dark shamans to sod off.I WON'T LET YOU HURT OUR BABY Laklul's more actively worshiped by players than any spirit at this point, even Krug, he shouldn't be treated like a 'lesser spirit' after half a decade of diligent roleplay. And staff teams shouldn't go letting a small handful of spooks sneak in behind closed doors just to kick over the Orc's sandcastle and feel like special 'godslayers' for a week. It's not conflict RP if only one side is able to show up.

Name: Turnip Sodov (( MCName: )) DesuVult Race: Dirt Peasant Gender: Vegetable-kin (( Timezone: )) CST Write a little about why it is you wish to serve the Aengul of Order: "Why I want to be a paladin", in limerick form: by Turnip Sodov II, son of renown terrorist and sexual deviant Turnip 'the Bloody Awful' Sodov I I hail from a long line of lynchers, For ages we put spooks in the pincers, But something went wrong, Now my wallet's like a eunuch's thong, Empty, in need of adventures. In all seriousness though i'm in deep with the Burglars' Guild and in crippling dept, please give me a job, Will fight evil for food. Also a witch gave me some rock that's made of baby souls and heresy. It won't stop staring at me and frankly I haven't a clue on how to go about lynching the bugger. Please help. *the application stinks of tears, cheap liquor, and mediocre poetry*