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  1. Ardory

    What do you mean I have to do LT stuff now?

    1. NightcastorKitty

      NightcastorKitty

      ikr? I thought this tag was free. 

  2. Ardory
    Dear diary, Today I went to go milk my eldritch voidal cow out in the fields and discovered it no longer produces liquid mana. This is the worst day of my life. I’m ruined.
  3. Ardory
    I am going to punt him.
  4. Ardory

    We are so bored of temp map people will literally find anything to complain about.

    1. KeiaTypeBeat

      KeiaTypeBeat

      Lol

  5. Ardory

    What do you mean the Empire of Man has guns now? That's against techlock, that's silly!

  6. Ardory
    The comments in this post are the most entertaining thing I have seen this week.
  7. Ardory

    Do they know that there was never a new map? This is Azuras. 

  8. Ardory

    Gnomes are always looking for new players. Totally not related to the current halfling thing :3

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    2. Norgeth

      Norgeth

      WE, THE GNOMES, WANT YOU TO BE WHIMSICAL! MAKE A GNOME TODAY!

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    3. Adelemphii

      Adelemphii

      gnome?

    4. fizzyquack

      fizzyquack

      GNOME BE A GNOME! (I would but- Im too involved in the halfling community on another persona)

  9. Ardory

    “GET A JOB” nope im playing in da lotc :3

    1. KeiaTypeBeat

      KeiaTypeBeat

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  10. Ardory

    Circle

  11. Ardory

    Report (wowj)

    Ardory replied to xo31's topic in Miscellany

    He does not know of the circle.
  12. Ardory
    Heh, what a fool.
  13. Ardory

    There are legends of a dwarf who could slap his belleh so hard, the very fabric of  spacetime ripples with the vibrations of his gut. His belleh slaps are so powerful that nations crumbled overnight with a single slap.

  14. Ardory
    BREAKING NEWS $AWE STOCKS PLUMMET AFTER PUMP AND DUMP SCAM! AWESOME COIN WAS THE GREATEST CRAZE IN KALDUR, WITH PROFITS PROMISED TO RISE TO UNPRESIDENTED HEIGHTS! [!] The rise of Awesomecoin HOWEVER, STOCKS PLUMETED RECENTLY TO A VALUATION OF 0.000000000000000001 MINAS PER COIN, WITH INVESTORS SCRAMBLING TO SELL! [!] The fall of Awesomecoin THE STOCKBROKER RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COIN'S CREATION AND SCHEME WAS ARRESTED FOR MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS OF FRAUD AND MARKET MANIPULATION, WITH A SENTENCING COMING SOON FROM THE DISTRICT JUDGE.
  15. Ardory

    Blisterwood_stake-thrower_crossbow_detai

     

    Vampires are NOT ready for what is to come. Heh.

    1. Johann

      Johann

      HATE Vampires STAKE Vampires

    2. Venomous_Pup

      Venomous_Pup

      Runescape 3 Blisterwood stake-thrower crossbow???????

  16. Ardory

    From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
    Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.

    1. tantuni445

      tantuni445

      damn..

  17. Ardory

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    I can't believe they named a map after this guy.

    1. KeiaTypeBeat

      KeiaTypeBeat

      LOL crazyyy

    2. milksoda

      milksoda

      his armor was the coolest one 

  18. Ardory
    A gnomish hypernaut soaked in purple and green blood and guts takes a break from his slaying of interdimensional entities after a nation, which he will not mention, let a fragile defense mechanism fail. He sits on a nearby floating rock, giving a long exhale, as a little rip in reality ejects the weekly mail right into his face. He grumbles as he looks through multiple fines, bills, and advertisements until he stops at a neatly sealed letter with the name of Cosmorazek on it. He perks as he fumbles to break the wax seal and read over it with interest. A smile reaches from cheek to cheek as he folds it neatly and puts it under his hat. "One of my kin seeking the power of whimsy? Fascinating, I must meet him!" He then freezes as horrid and garbled screeches echo through the otherworldly environment and he gives a disappointed sigh, "After the cleanup..."
  19. Ardory
    A divine observer peers from his pocket dimension to the islands for a solitary moment. He leans back into his throne, humming and stroking his short beard in deep thought beyond mortal comprehension. “Fascinating.”
  20. Ardory

    Remember frost orcs?

    1. Javert

      Javert

      I am the frost orcs

    2. Nug

      Nug

      forcs

  21. Ardory
    How to rep farm: 1) think of something controversial (staff, pvp, lore, etc) 2) post it on the forums 3) Watch the updoots roll in.
  22. Ardory
    How much can each of your characters bench?
  23. Ardory
    The Snaga Tree Incident. For those who don’t know the deeplore: this is the reason why Snagas are no longer allowed in orcs.
  24. Ardory
    Best Eventline: Apotheosis (no competition, sorry. I hate Xan, all our homies hate Xan) Best Antagonist: Saint Raguel (Made him bleed don’t forget that) Most Impactful War: I don’t pvp :/ Best Nation: Grand Kingdom of Urguan Best Staff Member: @Johann Best Player: @PotatoFan117
  25. Ardory
    OPERATION DIGGY HOLE [!] An image of Operation Diggy Hole fleet #9 upon completion. BEGIN LOG: REPRESENTATIVE: FOREGOLEM AK-RULLAZ. On the 18th of First Seed. A fleet of mundus, brutus, and servus golems approached the badlands of Kalldur and began to deconstruct one of the three great pyramids upon the island. After many days of tireless work, the pyramid was deconstructed and returned to its natural state, following numerous delays caused by the barbarians of the island. They spoke a language we could not comprehend; despite this, fleet after fleet of golems was sent to replace the units lost by the barbarians. Phase two will begin soon. Please see the attached images below for the project's progress. Narvok'oz'Urguan. END LOG.
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