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  1. @Incandescent I see you prying about.

    1. Aelesh

      Aelesh

      this is the first time i have ever been @'d, ever. congratulations on being the first.

      Edited by Incandescent
    2. Callistus

      Callistus

      What brings you upon my soil?

  2. the horrid tumult of constant gunshot, missiles of absolute destruction and even the dreaded cries of dying soldiers were rampant in the background of a carnaged vietnam, a racket the psuedo-american veteran of mineman grew used to. He smackt his pink lips, bit his nails, then ran a greased fat finger across his filth-ridden keyboard as he thought things over. He was prepared for yet another day of simulated war, in his most beloved game of mineman, where he'd oft favor cartoonic block e-girls over the real deal. A smile crossed his lips as he prepared some lotion, and then began to unstrip. It was but another casual day for parkerman.

    get dunked on kid @Parker

    1. Parker

      Parker

      ah yes... now you must rewrite this lore because I am not in the jungle no more....

  3. 3rd week as a lore-holder. I notice the elves are staring at me more and cave in a lot easier. The sutican housewives flash their shoulders as soon as I'm around now and their liberal boyfriends no longer make eye-contact. Will update soon.

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    2. lev

      lev

      Lore-holders don’t exist

    3. Callistus

      Callistus

      he holds the lore who grips it by the rein

    4. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      I find this threatening and intimidating. expect staff to contact you as soon as you read this. 

  4. A good elf is a dead elf

    1. lev

      lev

      2013 wants it’s mood back

    2. Callistus

      Callistus

      2011 wants it’s jokes back

  5. And now my watch begins.

  6. can i be invited to the next gay parade please thanks

  7. can somebody roleplay with me please??

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    2. Callistus

      Callistus

      wow that was uncalled for

      however, I’ll have you greaser know it was completely consensual

    3. Jentos
  8. can’t say I’m surprised lmfao

  9. druidic ideology schisms were kinda based where rightly driven. I sense unventured potentials...

  10. earth is flat tbh.

  11. finish these accursed lore games already, untoiling bastards

  12. for people with interest in literary / playwright roleplay through an upcoming sequence of performances, seek contact with either publius or myself so we may we establish roles

    @Publius 

  13. For those interested in tussling the other contract I had recently put up, ping me in discord once you’ve discovered the site. I’d admittedly forgotten to elaborate this on the post itself, but the order of threat will have to be assessed irp by a prior envoy / scout team. Blindly storming the site without any precaution will be of consequence.

    Callisto#6280 

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    2. ScreamingDingo

      ScreamingDingo

      Story Team Events are where good roleplayers go to die

    3. Callistus

      Callistus

      time shall tell, old man

    4. Callistus

      Callistus

      your words already begin to ring true

      this is horrid.

  14. frothing at the mouth rn as I await a verdict on loremags

    1. GodEmperorFlam

      GodEmperorFlam

      it’s all being denied

    2. Callistus

      Callistus

      sweat and blood once shed, thus undone to water... you had better prepare the steel

  15. Get thee gone, pretendants.

  16. has the lore submission deadline kick in or have I yet another go?

    1. McDaedra

      McDaedra

      im not sure on this one but i think the deadline to receive ST writer help/feedback has passed but not the deadline to submit

    2. AlphaMoist

      AlphaMoist

      The submission deadline is November 1st, however you can still submit afterwards. You just need a draft before the date or your lore is shelved 

    3. Parker

      Parker

      Do they even deserve your writing.

  17. Hello friend, you should drink more water.

  18. Henry Cavill's confirmed to play Geralt in Netflix's the Witcher series :thinking:

    1. Knox213

      Knox213

      not sure how i feel about this.

    2. Callistus

      Callistus

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      Uncanny resemblance

    3. Whiplash

      Whiplash

      praise geraldo

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