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  1. There is no such thing as an e-relationship. Just a pen-pal you send nudes to (and that’s at the best of times!)
  2. “This post writ is poorly formatted put to page.” Laertes squints.
  3. “So it’s war then?” a petty serf aks Isidora @JoelTheGinger
  4. lev

    ON STRANGER TIDES

    Divine Emperor Guan Yu Zheng of the Cathant Empire, looked up from the tactical map that was strewn across the table in front of him; detailing the ever going campaign against the Oyashima scum. He thinks for but a moment on the missive that had been delivered to him. “Disa news is rery strange. Disa Horunates are-a not-a welcome in A-ruldin. These-a men must be impostors. Horunates are-a killed when they-a come to A-ruldin.” He comments as he tweaks his thin moustache.
  5. TREATY OF VINTAS, 1725 WE, the Esteemed Peer of the Realm, SERGIUS MERENTEL do solemnly declare these words honest and true, before God and Men; WE, the Esteemed Peer of the Realm, SERGIUS MERENTEL do solemnly proclaim Alexander II, Holy Orenian Emperor as the true ruler of humanity and holder of the Crown of Godfrey. WE, the Esteemed Peer of the Realm, SERGIUS MERENTEL do solemnly proclaim loyalty to the House de Joannes and the unification of mankind in a singular state. WE, the Esteemed Peer of the Realm, SERGIUS MERENTEL do solemnly proclaim to uphold the peace and law of the realm and the Emperor’s Peace, and all calls or banner by the Imperial State. This we proclaim for the furtherance of Our Commonwealth, Upon the day of our Lord GOD, 6th SUN’S SMILE 1725 His Imperial Majesty, Alexander II, Holy Orenian Emperor, Prince of Helena His Right Honorable, Alexander Sergius of the House of Merentel, Count of Vintas
  6. IMPERIAL LETTERS FOR THE DUCHY OF WESTMARCH, 1725 Issued and confirmed by His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of the Holy Orenian Empire, Alexander II of the House of de Joannes,5th Sun’s Smile, 1725 TO OUR BELOVED SUBJECTS, It has pleased the Imperial Throne to reward the service of Our leal subject, Stannis of the House Staunton, with a tenure in fealty to Our Imperial Crown. Accordingly, with this grace of God and the counsel of Our court, We do enfeoff Stannis of the House Staunton the Duchy of Westmarch, a role they and their legitimate issue shall hold in trust to Our throne for the duration of their loyal service. They are enjoined to maintain the law of Our realm, to abide peacefully by Our rule, and to rise to Our defense when necessary. In return, and as a sign of Our august graciousness, We do privilege their head to levy law and taxes upon their vassals. This we proclaim for the furtherance of Our Commonwealth, Upon the day of our Lord GOD, 5th SUN’S SMILE 1725 His Imperial Majesty, Alexander II, Holy Orenian Emperor, Prince of Helena
  7. TREATY OF WESTMARCH WE, the Esteemed Peer of the Realm, STANNIS STAUNTON do solemnly declare these words honest and true, before God and Men; WE, the Esteemed Peer of the Realm, STANNIS STAUNTON do solemnly proclaim Alexander II, Holy Orenian Emperor as the true ruler of humanity and holder of the Crown of Godfrey. WE, the Esteemed Peer of the Realm, STANNIS STAUNTON do solemnly proclaim loyalty to the House de Joannes and the unification of mankind in a singular state. WE, the Esteemed Peer of the Realm, STANNIS STAUNTON do solemnly proclaim to uphold the peace and law of the realm and the Emperor’s Peace, and all calls or banner by the Imperial State. This we proclaim for the furtherance of Our Commonwealth, Upon the day of our Lord GOD, 5th SUN’S SMILE 1725 His Imperial Majesty, Alexander II, Holy Orenian Emperor, Prince of Helena His Grace Stannis Staunton, Duke of Westmarch, Lord of Laanhold
  8. A Lover’s Letter ‘My dearyst Waldo, As I sit here in the dyrty, narrow streets offe Hel, I looke up, above the looming wals, the colde unrycheable towers reminde me offe the terrybel stygmer thatte keeps oure lov so secrat and I weepe in dyspare fore our clandestyne taboo. Yette, onder the starres and olde mistar moone, my minde dryftes backe to secrat corrydoors ande stolon glances in the ancent catercooms offe youre mastar’s hous. Oh, howe the wyne did flow and entyce oure moste prymall urges and rought us to brakke canon so saycred, and in the facce offe faytes unnown, atope thate mountin purche we did seeke comfurt and safetie in eache the other’s embrace. I, the attyndante offe the fyddler, and thee offe the falkon greene. And howwe we cood onlee share longe stares in public, yet ‘er so did they fule the pasiones offe oure lovve. I remembyr fondly thatte daye, wenn we hadde attynded oure lord’s a’fyshing, and we tusseled amongste the feelds offe heathar and the fyne wintyr tulyps. Oh, howwe oure pasiones werre engorjed, atte the thoughte offe oure mastar’s beeing so neare. The tenson made it alle the moor sweete. And we sat, and mayde merrie withe oure mastars as we hadde cooked and eaton the trowt we hadde cort in the layke de Guize. Too this daye I do notte thynke myself too have smyled morre than thatte ospishous nyghte. Nowwe I muste ende mye lettyr quicklee forre I havve a jobbe too do. Butte thynke offe me, and ryte back soone, Yoors, evver and faithfulie, L.F.’
  9. “Hey I really like the music!” They said
  10. Boris smiles, then frowns, then smiles again. “No doubt we shall soon have new Pontiff, am wondering who it shall be...” The Bishop stood and hobbled away, his walking stick tapping out in front of him as he did so.
  11. lev

    House de Falstaff

    Laertes smiles as he reads the latest Golden Bull.
  12. “Who the HELL is Marianne Staunton!” Laertes exclaimed in confusion and derision!
  13. “But I am alive and well?” Laertes asked his cousin Cecil Ashes, utterly perplexed by this letter.
  14. “God bless the historians of Savoy.” Laertes comments
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