ThatFunkyBunch

***** Brae (no relation) of Brae News Network has you covered. Check out the Sunday morning news at 10:00 to see his full feature length expose on the An-Gho’s depravity, and the harrowing horrors of the lizard’s den. 

"After countless days spent researching the lizard-folk, I have come to realise a few things. "

1. They are overall pretty nice, kind-hearted and a fair people who are not ruthless or cruel creatures as people make them out to be. 

2. They keep speaking about this thing called 'asioth' ? - And how I should join them and walk this 'golden-path' with them? Pretty strange.

3. It seems the regular norm of marriage, fornication and the other mortal desires are strictly prohibited amongst the realm of lizard-folk, though holding no relation to eachother they seem to all appear as gay-siblings, further research is to be made.

4. They also randomly chant this phrase "RUIN. DEATH TO THE GODS. HAIL THE BLACK TITAN!" - But after asking them about it, it seems I was mistaken on the context and they are indeed the good-guys, protectors of the realm.  

"Croikey, 'ere - in their natural habitat, we see the assertive sigma male elder Nephilim seducing his competition. Watch now ye' see 'im do a dance called drake shaking, both meant to intimidate and allure his mates! I think the other un's taken the piss, now he's havin' a shake too! Gawd, what beautiful creatures..."